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and they shitted on my lawn today.
>be me
>think about how to talk to these spics about picking up their shit
>think all day
>have a few bears and a whisky bottle
>my hamster starts working out
>solved
>If I ask them to pick up the shit from their dogs, they'll just move it to their lawn and still be smelling like shit my lawn and theirs
>tell my wife that I'm gonna pretend to beat her and yell outlout
>she agrees
>it's early morning and there are dog feces in my lawn
>"Rosa, I told you to pick up that dog shit yesterday!!", I yell
>"I forgot. Sorry. But that's why I don't have fucking dogs. It's not my pet and you should yell the people who own these dogs who shitted on our lawn to pick the shit up!!!!",, she yells back at me
>we are just larping
>neighbors listening to the whole discussion
>"I don't fucking care about your fucking excuses!!! I told you to pick up this dog shit up yesterday!!", I yell
>pretend to slap her
>my wife yells, "no more, please. No more! Stop hitting me, please!!!
>she picks up the shit while crying
>neighbors see her crying
Neighbors don't let their dogs shit on the street anymore.
kek. Misssion accomplished
>be me
>think about how to talk to these spics about picking up their shit
>think all day
>have a few bears and a whisky bottle
>my hamster starts working out
>solved
>If I ask them to pick up the shit from their dogs, they'll just move it to their lawn and still be smelling like shit my lawn and theirs
>tell my wife that I'm gonna pretend to beat her and yell outlout
>she agrees
>it's early morning and there are dog feces in my lawn
>"Rosa, I told you to pick up that dog shit yesterday!!", I yell
>"I forgot. Sorry. But that's why I don't have fucking dogs. It's not my pet and you should yell the people who own these dogs who shitted on our lawn to pick the shit up!!!!",, she yells back at me
>we are just larping
>neighbors listening to the whole discussion
>"I don't fucking care about your fucking excuses!!! I told you to pick up this dog shit up yesterday!!", I yell
>pretend to slap her
>my wife yells, "no more, please. No more! Stop hitting me, please!!!
>she picks up the shit while crying
>neighbors see her crying
Neighbors don't let their dogs shit on the street anymore.
kek. Misssion accomplished
