they laughed when I graduated top of my class in AP engineering.

they laughed when I was hired by the pentagon to design nuclear missles.

they laughed when those missles were launched at 12,238 strategic targets within the former SSR's and the PRC.

they laughed when my political enemies were arrested for tax evasion and child prostitution.

they laughed when my propaganda machine saw me legally elected with 97% of the vote.

they laughed when i launched a coup to take control of the federal government.

they laughed as congress declared me president for life.

they laughed when the UN named me secretary for life.

they laughed when central america and canada were annexed willingly.

they laughed when russia and china signed non aggression pacts with me.

they laughed when the UN was declared as the first world super state.

they laughed when poverty and disease were wiped out within a year.

they laughed when our first colonies reached mars.

they laughed when the earth federation declared me supreme chancellor for life.

they laughed when I declared the first galactic empire.

they laughed as the boots of mankind marched across a thousand worlds.

and now that all is lost, and the barbarians are at the gates, you jocks and whores have the audacity to ask me for help?