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Quoted By: >>1181335
>get bump on hand
>find out it's a cellar tumor
>not cancerous
>get it pulled out
>wear band-aid for a week
>go to church
>anti-social
>that one over friendly person approaches me after mass
>well fuck
>She asks me about my hand
>tell her I got a tumor taken out
>she freaks out
>tell her it's non-cancerous
>gets pissed at me for joking
>told her I wasn't joking
>"Anon what is the first thing you think of when you hear the word tumor."
>I pause
>"It's a broad statement."
>she eventually realize I was being serious
>realized that irritating her was the only way to avoid her
>went back home feeling like I accomplished something
>find out it's a cellar tumor
>not cancerous
>get it pulled out
>wear band-aid for a week
>go to church
>anti-social
>that one over friendly person approaches me after mass
>well fuck
>She asks me about my hand
>tell her I got a tumor taken out
>she freaks out
>tell her it's non-cancerous
>gets pissed at me for joking
>told her I wasn't joking
>"Anon what is the first thing you think of when you hear the word tumor."
>I pause
>"It's a broad statement."
>she eventually realize I was being serious
>realized that irritating her was the only way to avoid her
>went back home feeling like I accomplished something
