RIGHT MIDDLE FINGER ZAPPER
RIGHT THUMB ZAPPER
RAPE DICK

I started watching Ozark. It started out pretty good but by the end of the second season it pretty much lost my interest. At the beginning of the first season, Bateman was doing his thing and the wife was focused on getting fucked in her pussy but by the end of the second season the wife is some militant femist gangster bitch in cahoots with the militant femist gangster bitch lawyer, and basically all of the male characters except Bateman are dead. I think it took a big turn for the worse when Bateman stopped being the director. Female characters are a lot more appealing to me when they're trying to get fucked in their pussy than when their trying to find satisfaction by wearing masculine bossy pants which don't fit on women, ever. The wife keeps reminding me of Kimberly Kozloski too, whom I do not care for.