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brit/pol/ - Smash your shit in edition

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 02:57:15 No.11827764 View View Reply Original Report

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Real no-link hours

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 02:59:22 No.11827765 Report

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>>11827764
le chad in BongLand

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:00:06 No.11827766 Report

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>>11827764
i'm going to the supermarket tomorrow , they're all open from 6am till midnight and you cant't stop me

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:00:51 No.11827767 Report

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>>11827765
evening facist

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:01:45 No.11827768 Report

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I've been dreading this day for years, the day the rest of the word would find out about our Dump and Chunk sticks. I am so embarrassed...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:03:08 No.11827769 Report

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>>11827768
nothing to be embarassed about

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:03:33 No.11827770 Report

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>>11827764
Help me out lads. I'm struggling to get me head around how come this virus is so bad if the total number of daily deaths is in half and the number of cases we're aware of has sextupled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:06:35 No.11827771 Report

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>>11827770
Let me tell you about the Jews.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:08:16 No.11827772 Report

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>>11827764
Thats a milk frother that doesnt really work. Why are bongs such retarded faggots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:09:38 No.11827773 Report

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>>11827770
its called creative accounting
>>11827771
whoa cool it with the antisemitism, this is a pro circumcision thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:12:27 No.11827774 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtaQbaPBy4
proof the french have been cucks forever

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:12:44 No.11827775 Report

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>>11827772
>he doesn't know about the Movement Improvement

We might just get away with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:14:35 No.11827776 Report

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>>11827772
eh? no this is the one you shove up your arse to blend the first bit to unplug yourself. its a different toilet utensil that a poo pole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:21:34 No.11827777 Report

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UH-OH POOPSIE COMING

*BBBBBRRRRRAAAPP*

LOLE POOPS IN MY DIAPER THAT'S FUNNY

*PPPPPFFFFTTTTTT*

ICKY SMELLY STINKY DOO DOO COVERED DIAPER XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:22:44 No.11827778 Report

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>>11827776
We call it the Twirly Whirly Down The Swirly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:39:41 No.11827779 Report

Quoted By: >>11827781 >>11827783 >>11827828

How come everyone hates us, but not shithole countries like Spain, France and Germany.

I think they envy us, I mean imagine being Spanish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:41:12 No.11827780 Report

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>>11827777
>3 year old hands wrote this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:41:41 No.11827781 Report

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>>11827779
they are all non countries

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:43:50 No.11827782 Report

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>>11827781
I mean spanish women are fucking average.

Incels and pronoun freaks rave on about how british women are ugly, but have they been to countries like hooked nose france or horse face germany.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:44:33 No.11827783 Report

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>>11827779
I personally don't hate you lads, and the poo masher was just bants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:45:51 No.11827784 Report

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>>11827783
Nah I really see you make fun of horse face germany, average spain or hooked-nose france because pronouns freak would dox you.

Why do american trannies hate us? They call us terf island.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:46:58 No.11827785 Report

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Dear Bongs,

My local grocer has a Bongfood section. I would be grateful for recommendations.

I was told Yorkshire Tea was amazing, but also told it must be drank with no milk/sugar by a colleague from Leeds. I found it better with milk; I’m sorry if that is heresy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:48:50 No.11827786 Report

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>>11827764
Oy, you got a loicense for that shit masha?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:49:14 No.11827787 Report

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>>11827785
Get some hobnobs to dunk in your brew

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:49:37 No.11827788 Report

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>>11827784
Spain is a 100% irrelevant country, France is just Syrians and niggers now and Germans have no sense of humor at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:49:42 No.11827789 Report

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>>11827764
do NOT touch a jew with a poo smasher
I repeat, do NOT touch a jew with a poo smasher

if you do, then the jew will be smashed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:50:50 No.11827790 Report

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>>11827785
>heinz salad cream
dear God what is that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:51:28 No.11827791 Report

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>>11827788
Do you know why american trannies hate us? Are you guys really that liberal on trans rights?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:52:18 No.11827792 Report

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>>11827769
or you could waffle stomp for free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:52:47 No.11827793 Report

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>>11827790
Was just going to ask...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:53:50 No.11827794 Report

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>>11827785
Enjoy your tea however you want, most people drink it with milk and sometimes with a bit of sugar.
Peppermint Aero are class, and hobnobs and custard cremes are the way to go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:55:07 No.11827795 Report

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>>11827791
No it could be the fact the UK is making it harded to groom kids into that shit., and most people are sickened by them. We treat them like a retarded cat or dog for some reason and not lock them up in a psych ward like they should be on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:56:02 No.11827796 Report

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>>11827790
It's like sour cream / mayonnaise that people eat salad with

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:56:49 No.11827797 Report

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>>11827785

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:57:44 No.11827798 Report

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>>11827790
Surely you know what Miracle Whip is, Burgerbro?
English Salad Cream is what Miracle Whip was based upon. Think mayonnaise, but tangy.
As such, back in the day, Miracle Whip referred to itself as “salad dressing” on the jar label for that very reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:57:46 No.11827799 Report

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>>11827794
>hobnobs
Sounds like a glory hole maneuver for a very experienced operator.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:59:03 No.11827800 Report

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>>11827785
Get that jar of marmite on the top row, slice some mature cheddar thinly, and make yourself cheese and marmite on toast. Beautiful

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:59:28 No.11827801 Report

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>>11827796

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 03:59:38 No.11827802 Report

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>>11827797
Saved, and will be tried.
Thanks!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:00:35 No.11827803 Report

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started cooking in beef fat a while ago instead of vegetable based oils

I have stopped having never ending wipes and diarrhoea which I was having constantly

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:00:42 No.11827804 Report

Quoted By: >>11827825 >>11827829

>>11827800
How does Marmite compare to Bovril?
I’ve tried the latter, and it was absolutely fucking delicious on toast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:01:15 No.11827805 Report

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>>11827770
More testing you donut

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:01:19 No.11827806 Report

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>>11827802
He should be clear, the rich tea biscuits are shit on their own. They exist purely to dunk in tea before eating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:02:24 No.11827807 Report

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>>11827806
Thanks for the tip.
Sounds similar to biscotti; shit unless dipped in coffee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:03:11 No.11827808 Report

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>>11827796
That's fucking disgusting. Who puts that on a salad?
>>11827798
Yeah it's some cheap mayonaise shit for the poorfags. Literally only poorfags eat that shit cause it's approved by welfare programs. They may as well be subsidized. Like kraft singles, or off brand potato chips. It's fucking disgusting and it's appalling that salad mayonaise is not only a staple of british cuisine, but that this store has the gall to sell a container that small for $7.39.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:05:44 No.11827809 Report

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>>11827782
>horse face germany
this puts it perfectly into words. i tried to describe it as 'big faces' before but thats better. but yeah overall british women meme is just a successful anti anglo tool

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:06:38 No.11827810 Report

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>>11827808
chavs they love it

my brother would put it on everything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:07:54 No.11827811 Report

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>>11827803
Thank you for sharing this information. Maybe now I will be able to wipe my ass instead of having to wash the shit out of my ass cheeks in the shower every time i make a big poopy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:09:47 No.11827812 Report

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>>11827808
>it's some cheap mayonaise shit for the poorfags
Except it generally costs more than regular mayo
>but that this store has the gall to sell a container that small for $7.39
That’s because salad cream imported from fucking England would be a niche product here at best, and a bottle of such a product is going to gain a bit of cost after being shipped across an ocean.

I would genuinely be interested to see one store here which sells Miracle Whip cheaper than mayo from a similarly major brand.
Not saying I doubt you out of hand, but I regularly buy both and know what they cost.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:10:08 No.11827813 Report

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>>11827807
as an amateur youre going to need a spoon too. i wont say much more than that but youll thank me later.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:10:34 No.11827814 Report

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>>11827797
>Lions

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:10:47 No.11827815 Report

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>>11827797
christ a mighty why is food so expensive there? this is coming from an american...
>>11827803
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:11:20 No.11827816 Report

Quoted By: >>11827822 >>11827827

>>11827813
>spoon
Careful lad, you can't go around recommending people arm themselves with offensive weapons, even if he is an American

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:11:21 No.11827817 Report

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>>11827808
>Who puts that on a salad?
Forgot to add..
It isn’t referring to a lettuce/arugula/kale/whatever salad, or any other sort of leafy salad.
It means things like chicken/egg/tuna/potato salad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:12:41 No.11827818 Report

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>>11827764

Ello from TV Loicesnsing... We know times are hard but we must carry on. This is a minder to make yo monthly TV loicesnse payment at the PayPoint.

The queens law says that you need a TV Loicense to: Watch or record TV programmes live on any channel or device or download or watch any BBC programmes on iPlayer.

If you fail to pay... We may need to send a TV Loicensing Officer to your home, to check if you need a loicense or not. If you are having trouble payin you may be able to downgrade from a colour TV loicense to a black and white TV loicense.

If you do not get a TV Loicense when you need one or fail to pay, you are breaking the law. This means you could have to go to the crown court and you might get a fine. The fine could be up to £1,000. In Guernsey, the fine can be up to £2,000.

Thank you for your payment!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:13:43 No.11827819 Report

Quoted By: >>11827824

>>11827815
Youre paying to move it half way across the world m8. Its the same in the UK with US imports, unless they have a UK branch
Frankly you should be thanking us for sending you food with actual sugar in it. I've had your american muck, full of corn syrup, horrible stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:14:09 No.11827820 Report

Quoted By: >>11827852

>>11827815
>christ a mighty why is food so expensive there?
Because it’s niche food items which 99.8% of Americans won’t bother buying or trying, and it has to be shipped across the Atlantic.
It isn’t some overpriced import store; it’s literally a Publix.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:14:36 No.11827821 Report

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>>11827818
Its funny you should be hiding behind an EU flag as Germany is stricter on tv licensing than we are, it just never gets talked about on this board

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:14:49 No.11827822 Report

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>>11827816
defend Evropa, start buying spoons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:17:18 No.11827823 Report

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>>11827765
Man I hate crotch tight pants

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:17:58 No.11827824 Report

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>>11827819
>Youre paying to move it half way across the world m8
if shipping was that expensive then banannas wouldnt be so cheap. its just a mark up if you ask me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:17:58 No.11827825 Report

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>>11827804
Marmite is just Bovril without the beef flavour. Absolutely tops with a bit of peanut butter on toast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:18:45 No.11827826 Report

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>>11827785
Marmite on toast (but not too much), Jammie dodgers, fruit pastiles, penguins, aero, bounty (if you like coconut), yorkshire tea, PG tea, fiery ginger beer, irn bru, ribena squash and some devon custard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:18:48 No.11827827 Report

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>>11827816
>recommending people arm themselves with offensive weapons
Ah, so I don’t have to bother finding a spoon and enjoy Rich Tea Biscuits with my handgun.
I appreciate your clarification and will post results!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:19:15 No.11827828 Report

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>>11827779
Its same reason they rag on America. They hate us cause they anus

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:19:40 No.11827829 Report

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>>11827804
>>11827825
i think (((unilever))) ruined bovril desu. marmite tastes better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:20:05 No.11827830 Report

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>>11827785
Also nothing wrong with milk in your tea whoever told you that is a nonce

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:20:15 No.11827831 Report

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>>11827824
Bananas are grown by the millions by dirt poor Africans who live on less than a dollar a day.
When you import products made in the 1st world, pay 1st world prices.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:21:58 No.11827832 Report

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>>11827830
yeah thats the first thing i thought. what kind of shirt lifting ponce told him tea goes without milk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:22:05 No.11827833 Report

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"Miriam and Aaron spoke against Moses because of the Cushite woman whom he had married, for he had married a Cushite [Ethiopian] woman” (Num. 12:1) (Jeremiah 13:23:) “Can the Ethiopian change his skin or the leopard his spots? Then also you can do good who are accustomed to do evil.”

white men shagging black women is ORDAINED by GOD HIMSELF

yoyoma

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yoyoma Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:22:18 No.11827834 Report

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>>11827785
oi i'll ave a pop into tesco for some cheeky digestives m8

brilliant

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:23:10 No.11827835 Report

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>>11827824
Bananas are cheaper than dirt in the states, however we basically raped central America multiple times to get cheap prices but still. I don't wanna pay too much just to try some weird bong food.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:23:51 No.11827836 Report

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>>11827785
HP sauce is the only thing there I absolutely missed when I lived abroad. Thanks for reading my blog. Smash the like etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:24:13 No.11827837 Report

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>>297939507
>>297939507
Lol apparently it's misty all over the world.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:24:40 No.11827838 Report

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>>11827834
have a rare jeremy on holiday

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:24:47 No.11827839 Report

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>>11827824
>banannas wouldnt be so cheap
You’re referring to a mass produce item grown and harvested by 3rd worlders in tons of shithole countries.
Whereas Salad Cream and HP Sauce are made in one country, and rarely consumed outside of it other than by expats from that country or people trying it as a novelty.
The additional cost isn’t just shipping; it’s also the fact that a store in the US will probably have to throw half of it out because nobody buys it before it goes bad. So the few purchasers are literally subsidizing that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:24:50 No.11827840 Report

Quoted By: >>11827858

>>11827835
Tell you what m8, if you want we'll all chip in and send you a care package. Just giz yer address and all identifying information

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:25:25 No.11827841 Report

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>>11827764
Bro. Where you in my biz thread yesterday. Lmao.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:25:40 No.11827842 Report

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>>11827814
lion bars are peng you neek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:26:15 No.11827843 Report

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>>11827842
can confirm, lion bars are nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:26:35 No.11827844 Report

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>>11827837
Tired of nonces talking bout weather.

When I were young, I used to love readin the "science" parts of news websites. Learn about space or quantum physics of whatever the fuck. Was feeling a bit down bout ;rona today and thought I'd go read the science section of the news like i used to. Nowt but fucking "global warming" bollocks wall to wall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:26:39 No.11827845 Report

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>>11827790
Ignore the other nobends. Salad cream is a sharp tasting creamy vinaigrette that makes lettuce taste amazing.

yoyoma

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yoyoma Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:26:46 No.11827846 Report

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>>11827838
OH YES
thanks m8
Merry Christmas

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:27:11 No.11827847 Report

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>>11827842
>>11827843
ngl lads i'd shag a Lion bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:27:54 No.11827848 Report

Quoted By: >>11827850 >>11827851 >>11827854

>>11827830
Well I’ve been giving conflicting assessments.
My colleague from Leeds said it must be drank without any milk/sugar added.
But the owner of a local bar I frequent (who moved here from Liverpool) said that anything said by anyone from Leeds should be disregarded.

yoyoma

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yoyoma Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:28:01 No.11827849 Report

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>>11827764
>>11827841
what the fuck is this??

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:28:31 No.11827850 Report

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>>11827848
Personally i would have a splash of milk and two teaspoons of sugar

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:28:44 No.11827851 Report

Quoted By: >>11827855

>>11827848

can confirm (wakefield, 15 miles from leeds) that leeds folk are wankers and can't be trusted, they've got little man syndrome think they're somet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:28:59 No.11827852 Report

Quoted By: >>11827884

>>11827815
It's not expensive at all. Most of those items are less than $1 a piece in the UK. It's just novelty/import kikery for external markets in the same way that Lucky Charms in the UK are £6 a box. It's not meant as a staple. Most biscuits in the UK can be had for less than 40p a pack but there they are nearly $3 so its pretty obvious that Schlomo is having his share. We get the same with US rootbeer. I've seen people comment on it being nearly $1 a bottle in the US but I've seen it here for 4x that price.
>>11827820
>shipping
Shipping is literally nothing on products like that. They are bought in bulk and distributed by a tertiary handler. Same way that alcohol from Mexico will be. They just charge retarded amounts because it's British, not because British food is more expensive.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:29:00 No.11827853 Report

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my brew smells fucking weird bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:29:37 No.11827854 Report

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>>11827848
Scouser's got his head on straight. Milky tea is more traditional in the UK for a start. No sugar is a preference, but usually 1 or 2 sugars is about right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:29:40 No.11827855 Report

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>>11827851
I hate their fucking accent the emphasis on "L" is so annoying ELLOOOOO AM FROM LLLLEEEEEEDS

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:29:52 No.11827856 Report

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>>11827764
How do you guys like my antique poo smasher? It is not as capable as modern grated designs, I'm sure. I am told it served my great grandfather well during his time in British India. As I understand it, the locals were shocked, amazed, and bewildered at this advanced Anglo device used to pulverize poo. It is said some Indian villages still flatten the poo on their shitting streets to ward off evil spirits.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:30:27 No.11827857 Report

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>>11827764
Nice bro. Having some mashed pootatos tonite?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:31:00 No.11827858 Report

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>>11827840
I live under a bridge in the middle of the
Appalachian mountains, just go into the woods and scream, I'll know it's you. We can smoke some disgusting American cigarettes as I play banjo and you sing in cockney rhymes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:32:22 No.11827859 Report

Quoted By: >>11827870

>>11827849
see
>>11827783

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:32:24 No.11827860 Report

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>>11827858
Learn this one for us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:32:56 No.11827861 Report

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>>11827858
10/10 would do the the old tippy tappy dance with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:32:59 No.11827862 Report

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>>11827785
try ribena

I don't think you have blackcurrents over there

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:34:01 No.11827863 Report

Quoted By: >>11827874

>>11827785
If you do get the tea, get the gold.
Milk and sugar are totally fine, ignore the scouse gatekeeper. If you make it in a mug, bag in the cup, fill it with boiling water, leave it for minimum 2 minutes, remove bag, optional dash of milk and optional teaspoon of sugar to taste

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:34:10 No.11827864 Report

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>>11827860
based george formby, i used to sing this while working before the covid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:34:23 No.11827865 Report

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>>11827818
TV license is literally a powerless thing. They have to actively record you watching a BBC program to even risk taking you to court now because you can counter claim for the time and stress, costing them thousands since they still need to hire a solicitor that you can cuck by playing dumb. They tried it on my brother once, who was watching Dr Who on his DVD set and he ended up going to court over it after telling them to go fuck a nigger. When he was in court, he took in the DVDs as evidence that he doesn't require a license to consume the product and that any BBC product he consumed was by DVD, by evidence he didn't even have an aerial on his property nor did he have cable television.
He then claimed the time lost over the court case was due to a lack of willingness to accept the explanation in the first place and the time he spent arguing the case with the BBC was actually an economic detriment to himself and that he demanded reparations for them dragging him through the court when he clearly had evidence that he had BBC DVDs but no TV signal to watch BBC stuff otherwise.
Got about £6k for a 2 hour court day and now he watches shit on the BBC channels anyway because they won't bother him anymore.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:34:37 No.11827866 Report

Quoted By: >>11827885

Hi bongs

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:35:11 No.11827867 Report

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>>11827856
thats a fine piece, i think ive got one of those gathering dust in the attic. it amazing to see how far the tech has come since the good old days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:35:21 No.11827868 Report

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>>11827785
Custard at the top (glorious with a bit of chocolate cake mixed in), jammie dodgers are an absolute must and digestives are pretty good, bourbon biscuits (the crawfords on the second top shelf) are nice, the fruit pastilles are nice, aero is just brilliant, heinz beans are good, digestive biscuits are really good too, rich tea biscuits of course too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:35:58 No.11827869 Report

Quoted By: >>11827872

anyone ever watch the mighty boosh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w&ab_channel=BBCStudios

yoyoma

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yoyoma Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:36:41 No.11827870 Report

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>>11827859
no this can't be real
must be a meme

>>11827764
>>11827783
>>11827841

nice bean masher, lads

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:36:43 No.11827871 Report

Quoted By: >>11827875 >>11827879 >>11827880 >>11827887

>>11827849
Look. I’ll give you a qrd.
>brits have 100 year old Victorian era plumbing
>really bad clogs all the time
>can’t rip out Victorian plumbing because “muh protected heritage”
>if your toilet is caught clogging it means you may or may not have damaged the Victorian plumbing
>get a big fat fine for clogs
>brits resorted to smashing their poo down to prevent clogs
>there’s a saying in London not oft spoken but well known
>”do the smashie before the passie”
>devices like pic related are used all over Britain by the poor and middle class that can’t afford a new build
>brits are this filthy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:37:36 No.11827872 Report

Quoted By: >>11827878

>>11827869
bob fossil nonced naboo

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:37:38 No.11827873 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827785
try a bacon butty with HP sauce and some Ribena mate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:37:51 No.11827874 Report

Quoted By: >>11827891

>>11827863
>leave it for minimum 2 minutes, remove bag,
Squeeze the bag against the side of the mug for a stronger cuppa

yoyoma

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yoyoma Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:38:07 No.11827875 Report

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>>11827871
your meme is bad and you should feel bad
do better fren

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:38:11 No.11827876 Report

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>>11827860
Thanks for the tunes Britfren. Always on the lookout for a toe tapping tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM3amyOCwH0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:39:04 No.11827877 Report

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>>11827785
Bongs. I know you like you're silly words and all, but some of your brands are even more ludicrous and makes me think whatever in them is unappealing.
>digestives
>dodgers
>Turkish delight
>ty-phoo

It sucks because I've tried all these at my local odds and ends store and they taste fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:39:12 No.11827878 Report

Quoted By: >>11827882

>>11827872
Did you know that naboo is noel fieldings brother IRL?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd5kPwf3s9A&ab_channel=PaulHunter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:39:28 No.11827879 Report

Quoted By: >>11827886

>>11827871
lad its ""do the smushie before the flushie" get it right at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:39:58 No.11827880 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827871
Still cleaner than California. And Washington DC. And New York. And probably more places can't be arsed to remember.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:40:25 No.11827881 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827764
WTF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:41:19 No.11827882 Report

Quoted By: >>11827883

>>11827878
i know, makes it all the worse that he would turn a blind eye to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:42:24 No.11827883 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827882
has anyone told old greg he will never be a woman?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LuzFsHq6yU&ab_channel=BBC

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:42:31 No.11827884 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827852
>Shipping is literally nothing on products like that
Shipping is “literally nothing” for products that are sold in high volumes, and thus shipped in high volumes.
But I’m telling you; basically nobody in America buys or even knows what anything in the “British” grocery shelf I posted is.
As far as I know, there’s only one grocery chain here that even bothers to have such a shelf and go through the trouble/expense of importing those items, and said chain isn’t very common because anyone from poorfag to middle/upper middle-class considers it an “expensive” grocery store.

I (and anyone else in the US) can literally source Hokkaido sea urchin more easily/cheaply than HP sauce.

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:42:35 No.11827885 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827866
i think i have orked out what you are spamming for

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:42:44 No.11827886 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827875
>poo smasher denier
This is a real problem that needs to be address. It’s absolutely draconian over there.
>>11827879
My apologies

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:42:58 No.11827887 Report

Quoted By: >>11827890

>>11827871
Imagine trying to push the shart without the images.
This is how bad your meme is. You need evidence to push a meme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:43:31 No.11827888 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827842
>DARKIE BABBLE
BACK TO THE COLONIES WITH YOU
(don't tell Priti Patel, she'll leak the rendition flight to The Sun)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:43:48 No.11827889 Report

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how long before internment camps then?

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Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:44:29 No.11827890 Report

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>>11827887
Just changed my location to London. This is what happens when I type in poo smasher
>AD RESULTS
Brits get your “shit” together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:45:26 No.11827891 Report

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>>11827874
I give way to my right honourable and very based colleague

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Anonymous ID:o+9rZBXR Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:47:19 No.11827894 Report

Quoted By: >>11827903 >>11827904

JANNIES

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Anonymous ID:L8uuGXOP Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:48:32 No.11827897 Report

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>jannies cleaned to poo smasher thread

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rfbOixhL Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:49:02 No.11827900 Report

Quoted By:

Looks like this thread got its shit mashed in.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BQD/3kyQ Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:49:06 No.11827901 Report

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welp, we had a good run boys. back to battle stattions, we will make 2 threads this time. we are hydra.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d0PjnUHY Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:49:18 No.11827903 Report

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>>11827894
We top brit/bant/z niggas now

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Anonymous ID:ArRovarj Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:49:21 No.11827904 Report

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>>11827894
At least it didn't get pruned? I hate this website... WHY DO I KEEP COMING HERE GODDAMNIT?!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aUW4RX4c Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:49:38 No.11827905 Report

Quoted By: >>11827913

>>297949433
Not long. I was reading the Coronavirus Act 2020 just the other day in fact.
Police can detain you for 48 hours if they think you may be infectious or exposed to coronavirus. In that time they can demand you get a test and give a DNA sample. After which you are required to go to and stay at a place they direct you to. Right now that means home, but the law doesnt say that. Could be home, could be hospital, could be some fucking camp.
And of course disobeying the officer at any point is a £1000 fine. No prison sentence just for breaking the rules but i'm sure they'll come up with something.

MOVING BRIT/POL/ TO BANT IS A FUCKING ACT OF WAR JANNIES

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Anonymous ID:o+9rZBXR Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:50:47 No.11827908 Report

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quick post beans

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Anonymous ID:o+9rZBXR Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:51:07 No.11827909 Report

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Anonymous ID:o+9rZBXR Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:51:17 No.11827912 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d0PjnUHY Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:51:19 No.11827913 Report

Quoted By:

>>11827905
Will they have poo mashers in the camps or will we have to bring our own?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BQD/3kyQ Tue 22 Dec 2020 04:53:40 No.11827914 Report

Quoted By:

go on boys make some new threads back on pol. i cba and am going bed soon, but we must retaliate and retribution must be swift and firm.

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