after scouring over historical records, years of in-depth research into cultural and ethnic backgrounds, and a re-examination of all existing records, i have finally come up with a solution to once and for all fix the great state of michigan and correct the mistakes of the past.

a team of experts has already reviewed this proposal and said they could find no flaws, that it's absolutely perfect, and that they recommend its implementation immediately. no need to thank me, i'm just a patriotic citizen doing his duty.