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Anonymous ID:jQHJWit2 Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:41:44 No.1184272 View View Reply Original Report

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What would /bant/ do to change the events of history?

>go back in time to kick Karl Marx out of a helicopter into a smokestack

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iTFNSqAP Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:42:36 No.1184279 Report

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>>1184272
Stop burger entry in the first world war

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:B0PvQUMF Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:43:16 No.1184283 Report

Quoted By: >>1184293

>>1184272
Kill Adam and Eve

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3nGDIwbG Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:45:47 No.1184293 Report

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>>1184283
hail Stan

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:el7L3LBE Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:47:31 No.1184298 Report

Quoted By: >>1184310

>>1184272
Destroy the "master ancestor" of all living things.

Earth shouldn't have had life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:oIamFQsE Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:49:55 No.1184309 Report

Quoted By: >>1184454

>>1184272
Nothing. I would only observe so I do not create a paradox. If I could somehow change history without paradox I would prevent ww1 + 2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iTFNSqAP Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:49:55 No.1184310 Report

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>>1184298
Anon be careful, you shouldnt be playing with objects that have edges that sharp past your bed time

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:n7yxXm5d Mon 26 Jun 2017 00:50:22 No.1184313 Report

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>>1184272
Stop /bant/ friends from leaving

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9ru6RgNU Mon 26 Jun 2017 01:14:02 No.1184454 Report

Quoted By: >>1187715

>>1184309
Those were two fine wars. ANd we almost won 'em both.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qQCmdnac Mon 26 Jun 2017 05:21:38 No.1186101 Report

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save from page 11!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m2h9bMAm Mon 26 Jun 2017 05:22:42 No.1186107 Report

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>>1184272

Hitler should have bombed the British radar towers.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cNr7vQXb Mon 26 Jun 2017 05:24:40 No.1186126 Report

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>>1184272
Go back in time and help the Axis win.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:umzf1WNq Mon 26 Jun 2017 05:26:16 No.1186144 Report

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>>1184272
For the usa: ww2 was fine, but not have the pearl Harbor get attacked and just let Japan take asia. Once the war was over in Europe, have America go back to being isolationist instead of being the commie cops.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LjW/nCNK Mon 26 Jun 2017 06:11:24 No.1186458 Report

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>>1184272

Ancaps are the lowest form of faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yKSpqKjP Mon 26 Jun 2017 06:23:47 No.1186540 Report

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help hitler win ww2

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:By/xPqXS Mon 26 Jun 2017 06:26:00 No.1186556 Report

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>>1184272

Prevent the death of Iain M. banks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:SNkodEeX Mon 26 Jun 2017 10:23:45 No.1187701 Report

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Help gloriuous hilter to kill the jooz XD and purifie teh aryian master reis heil hitler

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iTFNSqAP Mon 26 Jun 2017 10:25:54 No.1187715 Report

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>>1184454
>Almost
I can see that for the first one, you could have kept going for a decent bit longer
But when Hitler decided to go to Stalingrad rather than keeping up the offensive near Moscow that was it, that's where it ended for you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:neUCVxFm Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:02:55 No.1188242 Report

Quoted By: >>1188347

Roosevelt mind his own business and Brazil joins the axis. We would be way stronger having the Germans as allies instead of fucking burgers

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Z1tD9Nko Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:18:04 No.1188347 Report

Quoted By: >>1188371

>>1188242
it wouldnt have been a issue if japan fucked off.
they would still have parts of china and hitler would have killed all the jews. also, communism would havent been as much as an issue as it became.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:BkKTar4T Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:19:41 No.1188359 Report

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Prevent the US from going Independent

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xeVttwKH Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:20:45 No.1188371 Report

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>>1188347
but they wanted hawaii because it sounded like kawaii

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NsugVLr3 Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:24:41 No.1188392 Report

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>>1184272
I'd probably kill Octavian just before he became Emperor, try and manipulate it so Rome remains a republic or at least Senatorial oversight... and hopefully when I return to 2016 AD, or the umpteenth Olympiad it'd be Space Rome or some shit.

Fuck yeah, Space Fucking Rome!
Oh who am I kidding, i'd waste a time machine by going back and fucking Clara Bow and other flapper hotties

gundog

gundog ID:txyLhfxh Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:33:27 No.1188449 Report

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>>1184272
Kill the propet Abraham

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:H51c4DOl Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:37:07 No.1188472 Report

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>>1184272
easy, i'd shoot Mohammed so there is no islam

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kodhxIA/ Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:44:27 No.1188622 Report

Quoted By: >>1188820

>>1184272
Kill jesus and sacrifice him to the devil.
Makes christians lose their shit and probably making christianity not exist.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3Yn7iXov Mon 26 Jun 2017 12:44:43 No.1188623 Report

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Made the US keep the gold standard for dollars. Prevent federal reserve banking from happening (essentially, turning every dollar in existence into an I.O.U. to the Rockefeller family.)

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:5X/Xomwq Mon 26 Jun 2017 13:21:29 No.1188802 Report

Quoted By: >>1188833

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None. Only pussies would like to correct their past instead of fixing the present for one's future.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jCrdj/fG Mon 26 Jun 2017 13:26:44 No.1188820 Report

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>>1188622
>Killing Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2UvgLykX Mon 26 Jun 2017 13:28:07 No.1188825 Report

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I'd go far enough back to kill the first human
Humanity was a mistake

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3nGDIwbG Mon 26 Jun 2017 13:30:48 No.1188833 Report

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>>1188802
shut up manila

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ekc1/Z5u Mon 26 Jun 2017 13:44:42 No.1188917 Report

Quoted By: >>1188985

Make England win the 100 year war.
>England wins the war
>Due to long tradition of being cucked by complete foreigners, the king of England and duke of Normandy is completely french
>The King of England becomes King of France
>Being King of England is now of secondary importance
>England literally becomes a domain of the King of France
>King move his entire court to Paris. There is no use ruling from England because France is richer, bigger, and has more population
>Noble englishmen continue speaking french fluently. English is still regarded as a poorfuck language.
>Medieval France is demographically lightyears ahead from Medieval Britain
>Thus, a few centuries later, british culture is entirely assimilated by french culture.
>Super french-speaking, frog-eating, wine-guzzling blob of death becomes an economic, colonial and cultural powerhouse
>The notion of "England" cease to exist entirely

5D hyperdimensional reverse mindchess.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wHxCLwCw Mon 26 Jun 2017 13:52:24 No.1188985 Report

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>>1188917
so basically the one time being a surrender monkey would have aided the French they got shamed into fighting by a little girl and won?

sucks to be frog

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:XQ4hCwFL Mon 26 Jun 2017 14:04:22 No.1189066 Report

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>>1184272
Prevent early hominids from ever discovering fire.

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