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Anonymous ID:x2546D19 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:15:21 No.11868434 View View Reply Original Report

the government just called everybody murderers and put the whole south east, wales, northern ireland, scotland and london on maximum lockdown

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x2546D19 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:16:33 No.11868435 Report

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>>11868434
i hope i'm the sole survivor in my family i need their houses to sell for drug money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ycbXHT83 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:16:44 No.11868436 Report

Quoted By: >>11868446

Now you know how it feels

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x2546D19 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:18:39 No.11868446 Report

Quoted By: >>11868452

>>11868436
can you fucking believe it they want us to take the extra strong vaccine so that "the lockdown doesnt have to last as long"
i'm thinking i wont be taking one at all, just like everybody else i've spoken to.

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:19:52 No.11868452 Report

Quoted By: >>11868460

>>11868446
What makes it "extra strong"?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n4EmiewM Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:21:27 No.11868455 Report

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the mutation is gods punishment for anglo perfidy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x2546D19 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:22:29 No.11868460 Report

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>>11868452
i dont know but thats what the parliament said.
if the MMR can give 1 in 5000 kids autism or whatever then the other vaccines can give anybody else anything else.
i dont need anything else either.
last time i was vaccinated a couple of years ago i caught that exct illness anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x2546D19 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:25:46 No.11868466 Report

Quoted By: >>11868469 >>11868491

i need internet money but nobody wants to pay to look at my asshole
wheres all the money for boys at

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:27:46 No.11868469 Report

Quoted By: >>11868471

>>11868466
Show me your asshole and I might consider giving you money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:x2546D19 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:29:33 No.11868471 Report

Quoted By: >>11868481

>>11868469
yeah bet
what tier are you in? are you still allowed to receive data from higher tiers?

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:35:10 No.11868481 Report

Quoted By: >>11868483

>>11868471
I don't know
And what do you mean receive data

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:36:19 No.11868483 Report

Quoted By: >>11868495

>>11868481
i will need to send the asshole pictures somehow

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2vFADKI+ Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:39:13 No.11868491 Report

Quoted By: >>11868497

>>11868466
l o n d o n ?

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

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Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:40:00 No.11868495 Report

Quoted By: >>11868503

>>11868483
Why would I not be allowed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:40:24 No.11868497 Report

Quoted By: >>11868502

>>11868491
l*ondon is on maximum lockdown
lon*on isnt even the internet
i dont want to go to l*ndon
please give me money

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2vFADKI+ Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:41:52 No.11868502 Report

Quoted By: >>11868506

>>11868497
i don't have any money sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:42:13 No.11868503 Report

Quoted By: >>11868510

>>11868495
new rules covid infected data you fucking murderer if you dont just sit in a dark room or lay down with the internet and heating off until the lockdown is over you're as bad as charles manson or a terrorist even hitler take the experimental first wave vaccine

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:42:54 No.11868506 Report

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>>11868502
im so fucking screwed this guy doesnt have any money to give me for free

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:43:49 No.11868510 Report

Quoted By: >>11868518

>>11868503
Are you trying to tell me that a picture of your asshole could transmit covid to me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:44:47 No.11868513 Report

Quoted By: >>11868515

they had better give us free fucking houses and write off our debt by 2021 or i am going to fucking riot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2vFADKI+ Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:45:20 No.11868515 Report

Quoted By: >>11868519

>>11868513
are you okay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QHZenCJ1 Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:45:23 No.11868516 Report

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>>11868434
good
I wish our goverment were half that based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:46:07 No.11868518 Report

Quoted By: >>11868521

>>11868510
uh computer viruses buddy serious business havent you heard the new statements from gchq and the MoD i cant believe you dont even know about computer viruses
just turn everything off until covid is over

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:46:24 No.11868519 Report

Quoted By: >>11868540

>>11868515
im a poor person

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:46:49 No.11868521 Report

Quoted By: >>11868524

>>11868518
You're the fucking secret radio guy aren't you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:47:24 No.11868524 Report

Quoted By: >>11868525

>>11868521
because i said ministry of defense?

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:49:37 No.11868525 Report

Quoted By: >>11868533

>>11868524
Would you like to eat vegan burgers with me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:52:06 No.11868533 Report

Quoted By: >>11868535

>>11868525
yeah

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:52:54 No.11868535 Report

Quoted By: >>11868539

>>11868533
Good

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:53:54 No.11868539 Report

Quoted By: >>11868548

>>11868535
do you know if the mail is cancelled? i want to order foreign cigarettes
i dont think we're allowed to receive mail right now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2vFADKI+ Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:54:09 No.11868540 Report

Quoted By: >>11868542

>>11868519
Would you like to eat vegan burgers with me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:55:30 No.11868542 Report

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>>11868540
yeah

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:57:33 No.11868548 Report

Quoted By: >>11868549

>>11868539
I don't know
Why foreign cigarettes? Because cheaper?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 11:58:55 No.11868549 Report

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>>11868548
take a look im pretty sure you can get a carton for the same price as you can get a pack here
need to stock up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:00:32 No.11868552 Report

Quoted By: >>11868556

do you have any good vegan burger recipes which are just weetabix

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:03:41 No.11868556 Report

Quoted By: >>11868557

>>11868552
Yeah sure
Ingredients:
weetabix
Instructions:
1- eat weetabix
2- good job you did it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nWeXHM6X Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:04:20 No.11868557 Report

Quoted By: >>11868563

>>11868556
its hard theyre so dry

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:10:38 No.11868563 Report

Quoted By: >>11868566 >>11868567 >>11868571

>>11868557
Ok maybe you can try this instead:
Get a bottle of water
Get a piece of paper and write "VEGAN BURGER" on it
Sellotape the paper to the bottle
Then drink it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:14:48 No.11868566 Report

Quoted By: >>11868569

>>11868563
good idea thank you for the recipe
do you have any good alternatives for sellotape
or bottles?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:15:12 No.11868567 Report

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>>11868563
or writing

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:16:13 No.11868569 Report

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>>11868566
Yes maybe you could just lick the paper and use your saliva as an adhesive
And instead of a bottle just cup your hands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:16:58 No.11868571 Report

Quoted By: >>11868575

>>11868563
does it have to be bottled water
do you know if the reservoirs are quarantined right now

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:19:05 No.11868575 Report

Quoted By: >>11868580

>>11868571
I don't know
If you want I could just pee directly into your mouth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:21:25 No.11868580 Report

Quoted By: >>11868588

>>11868575
im not allowed to leave my house apart from for essential purposes like buying food or if i have a mental health condition

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+

Kanae !!hQ/1tweJCN+ ID:vTP0+chj Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:24:14 No.11868588 Report

Quoted By: >>11868589

>>11868580
Oh
Do you want me to send you some pee in the mail

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:24:39 No.11868589 Report

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>>11868588
yes please

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FIDmfSQV Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:31:46 No.11868601 Report

Quoted By: >>11868633

i love this thread so much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:I+LxsoSn Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:44:23 No.11868628 Report

Quoted By: >>11868647

boris forgot to take his pills?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:46:48 No.11868633 Report

Quoted By: >>11868655

>>11868601
will you make sure my whole family dies of covid so that i can sell their houses for money or just remortgage them so i dont have to clear them out or sell everything or even go near them

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:47:55 No.11868634 Report

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>>118686339
(the bank will send bailiffs around to do everything for free and then i will get more mosey afterwards)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:50:34 No.11868647 Report

Quoted By: >>11868653

>>11868628
boris is in tier 4 he is not allowed to go outside except for essential reasons
he may join a support bubble or a household bubble and meet outside in a group of up to six people from up to 2 different households
85% of primary schools will be opening in january and the following week colleges and universities with increased testing supported by the military

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:53:14 No.11868653 Report

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>>11868647
he must not travel to a different zone or a zone with a different or lower tier and tier 3 should avoid staying overnight in a zone of a higher tier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FIDmfSQV Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:53:40 No.11868655 Report

Quoted By: >>11868657

>>11868633
yes i will:D do not fear, for honk is here!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lQxpf8hZ Thu 31 Dec 2020 12:55:15 No.11868657 Report

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>>11868655
cool thanks i need the money more than they do
and i deserve it a lot more too

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