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Quoted By: >>11878825 >>11878845 >>11878882
Bad /int/ dates thread ?
>be me
>Borderline autistic
>Land an OkCupid date with a pretty lady
>Day comes, we meet at a conveyer sushi place
>We talk and she's pretty cool, although a bit SJW-ey, I could see myself dating her on the long run.
>Curious about her race so I ask her where she was born.
>"Oh, I was born in the Philippines"
>Instantly reminded of pic related.
>I start laughing like a fucking high ass hyena while coughing out the sushi in my mouth.
>Entire fucking restaurant judging the fuck out of me
>She just looks alike she's gonna murder me any second.
>As I calm down, I try to explain the meme to her (she's starting to look like she'll tear my nuts off with the wasabi spoon)
>So here I am, fucking sushi around my face, giggling and trying to explain to this angry lady why I think the Shadow realm from this cartoon is a better place than the Philippines and how the obscurity of the country only makes the meme funnier.
>Rameninpocket.jpg
>She's not impressed, leaves some money on the table and just leaves.
>Mfw she leaves $3 extra
Am I autistic bros ?
>be me
>Borderline autistic
>Land an OkCupid date with a pretty lady
>Day comes, we meet at a conveyer sushi place
>We talk and she's pretty cool, although a bit SJW-ey, I could see myself dating her on the long run.
>Curious about her race so I ask her where she was born.
>"Oh, I was born in the Philippines"
>Instantly reminded of pic related.
>I start laughing like a fucking high ass hyena while coughing out the sushi in my mouth.
>Entire fucking restaurant judging the fuck out of me
>She just looks alike she's gonna murder me any second.
>As I calm down, I try to explain the meme to her (she's starting to look like she'll tear my nuts off with the wasabi spoon)
>So here I am, fucking sushi around my face, giggling and trying to explain to this angry lady why I think the Shadow realm from this cartoon is a better place than the Philippines and how the obscurity of the country only makes the meme funnier.
>Rameninpocket.jpg
>She's not impressed, leaves some money on the table and just leaves.
>Mfw she leaves $3 extra
Am I autistic bros ?