>>11880919You see, it was easy to influence the captors. When I was small, I trained the rats to whisper subliminal messages into the guards' ears. It immediately worked on all the guards but the watson was crafty, and would stuff his ears with corn cobs before he slept at night. Because of this I had to get crafty, I drilled small holes into all the corn that I washed, with the hope that one would find its way to his ears. Needless to say, it didn't work and I had my rats cripple him
