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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:17:11 No.11887719 View View Reply Original Report

>You know Anon, I think I'll keep my maiden name. You're ok with that right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:17:42 No.11887720 Report

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>>11887719
No, fuck you roastie gtfo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:17:49 No.11887721 Report

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oga boga

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:18:46 No.11887722 Report

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>>11887719
If you marry a bitch and the first time you learn about her name desires are when she's wearing the dress it's your own fucking fault

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:19:25 No.11887723 Report

Quoted By: >>11887726 >>11887737

>>11887719
yes but i didnt marry u UWU

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:19:39 No.11887724 Report

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>>11887719
why are you in a wedding dress I'm an incel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:19:47 No.11887725 Report

Quoted By: >>11887755

What a dumb bitch. Making your husband change is surname is where it's at

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:20:08 No.11887726 Report

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>>11887723
you looked better white

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:20:33 No.11887727 Report

Quoted By: >>11887758 >>11887759

>>11887719
Wgat does it matter? All I care about is that my kids have my last name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:20:42 No.11887728 Report

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>>11887719
Sure, I'm mgtow so it only make sense we remain unmarried and you keep your name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:20:47 No.11887729 Report

Quoted By: >>11887747 >>11887763

A lass I was dating in secondary school told me she wanted to double-barrel our name if we ever got married. I told her to fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:20:53 No.11887730 Report

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>>11887719
>>>300000000

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:21:00 No.11887731 Report

Quoted By: >>11887776

I would never participate in such a jewish corrupt kiked "tradition" like marriage. it's literally just a way for a whore to get her talons into you, and the government to fuck you over even more.

monogamy is a fucking scam anyway. no woman is special. don't put your hopes of a better future onto a pair of fucking holes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:21:08 No.11887732 Report

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>>300003333

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:22:02 No.11887733 Report

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>>11887719
No, sorry but that isn't going to happen. End of discussion forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:23:06 No.11887734 Report

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>>11887719
fuck off you twit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:23:44 No.11887735 Report

Quoted By: >>11887743 >>11887766

>>11887719
Absolutely!
Sign here on the prenup that says you get none of my pension or death benefits if you're a whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:24:01 No.11887736 Report

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>>11887719
Yeah. In fact, I'll take your last name and you can go out and earn all the money while I stay home and push buttons on microwaves and dishwashers.

Or do you only want to take the good parts of being a man for yourself?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:26:23 No.11887737 Report

Quoted By: >>11887771

>>11887723
what a fucking travesty

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:27:14 No.11887738 Report

Quoted By: >>11887741

>>11887719
It's okay if we do anal.

Synonymous !7dL895KxPY

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Synonymous !7dL895KxPY Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:29:01 No.11887739 Report

Quoted By: >>11887746

>>11887719
Flip a coin was how I did it. Regrettably my son won't carry the name Magnus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:29:58 No.11887740 Report

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My sister wants to do this lol

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:30:03 No.11887741 Report

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>>11887738
Well if you insist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:30:07 No.11887742 Report

Quoted By: >>11887749

>>11887719
Ahhahahaha! You think we can even hold a conversation with women long enough to get bait and switch married. Meanwhile we can't even say a single word to a woman without being spoken to first because our mothers were man hating feminists before it was cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:30:08 No.11887743 Report

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>>11887735
Imagine thinking a feminist court with a feminist judge gives a fuck about your "laws" and "contracts" and shit. You're fucked if you get married.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:31:03 No.11887744 Report

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>>11887719
Absolutely not. You are now my possession .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:31:05 No.11887745 Report

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>>11887719
Only if she's a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:31:11 No.11887746 Report

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>>11887739
Probably for the best since every kid in his school would call him Fagnus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:31:27 No.11887747 Report

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>>11887729
Double namers are weird. Doubly so for surnames.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:31:37 No.11887748 Report

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>>11887719
Nope
wedding is off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:34:52 No.11887749 Report

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>>11887742
>Meanwhile we can't even say a single word to a woman without being spoken to first because our mothers were man hating feminists before it was cool.
I can't barely speak to men let alone women because my dad kept me locked up at home for 12 years so I could never make a friend or practice developing social skills.
Thanks dad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:35:46 No.11887750 Report

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My last name is really cool sounding so I'm not at risk of that happening at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:36:04 No.11887751 Report

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>>11887719
as long as i can take it too, my family's shit and i'd love to ditch it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:40:30 No.11887752 Report

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>>11887719
Nope, wedding is off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:42:44 No.11887753 Report

Quoted By: >>11887754

inb4cuck but if our names sounded good hyphenated I’d probably support it. Children get mine exclusively though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:50:08 No.11887754 Report

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>>11887753
>Bro if it sounds good
That's not the point

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:52:20 No.11887755 Report

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>>11887725
If my last name was something like Butts or Dick I would jump at the chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:55:21 No.11887756 Report

Quoted By: >>11887760 >>11887767

are beaners the ultimate simps? they always hyphenate their names

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:56:37 No.11887757 Report

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>>11887719
That's ok, you'll never be a woman anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:57:45 No.11887758 Report

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>>11887727
not even that. only the sons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 03:59:47 No.11887759 Report

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>>11887727
Lol, imagine thinking that they'll actually be your kids if you let the bitch keep her own name

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:01:31 No.11887760 Report

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>>11887756
Jews do it a lot too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:02:35 No.11887761 Report

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>>11887719
>fight the patriarchy
>keep using your father's name

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:06:25 No.11887762 Report

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>beaner with a common last name

personally, im taking my future white wife's last name

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:06:42 No.11887763 Report

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>>11887729
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:08:53 No.11887764 Report

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>>11887719
No, take your mans last name unless you are Oprah or something, which I gather you are not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:10:52 No.11887765 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHEcGimjMHc

No point in getting hitched than

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:12:50 No.11887766 Report

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>>11887735
If you don't know by now that prenups don't mean anything I will appluad your downfall.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:14:12 No.11887767 Report

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>>11887756
That's different because its the traditional way they've always done it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:16:27 No.11887768 Report

Quoted By: >>11887775

>>11887719
It's normal in Korea.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:18:49 No.11887769 Report

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>>11887719
I wouldn't propose too a girl before I knew how she felt about that, and I don't date the type of girls who would insist on keeping there maiden name in the first place. You're a moron if you actually find yourself in this situation, blinded by pussy and never bothered to get to know the girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:19:48 No.11887770 Report

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>>11887719
My girl can't wait to take my last name. I don't even like my last name because everyone in my family i know of is either an asshole or a cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:20:05 No.11887771 Report

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>>11887737
it's a sprayon tan, gingers don't that much. I practically burst into flames in direct sunlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:20:43 No.11887772 Report

Quoted By: >>11887774

girls want my last name and curls but not me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:22:36 No.11887773 Report

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>>11887719
That's when you walk away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:25:36 No.11887774 Report

Quoted By: >>11887777

>>11887772
>Girls want my curls
I doubt it. Jewfro's aren't in demand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:32:19 No.11887775 Report

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>>11887768
Cucks

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:33:33 No.11887776 Report

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>>11887731
>Maori nigger doesn't know about arranged marriage that actually kept families together.
YOU agreed to sign the papers and decide that it's best to stay with the one your entire life. If you didn't fuck her hard enough, FUCK HER HARDER. If you're a lazy nigger that doesn't do any chores on your free days off work, DO YOUR FUCKING CHORES. Plus, you have to sacrifice your happiness to your kids the best they can get a great childhood. That's how you keep a marriage, fagit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:33:54 No.11887777 Report

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>>11887774
Oh, yes they are... trust me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2021 04:39:21 No.11887778 Report

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>>11887719
Is it a good sounding name? If you hyphenate your two names does it sound good?

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