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Anonymous ID:2N91QKum Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:26:21 No.11900597 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11900598 >>11900616 >>11900966 >>11900995 >>11901089 >>11901150 >>11901245 >>11901876 >>11902085 >>11902095 >>11902124

How do I ask a guy to pick me up like this

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao.

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:TF6jBKld Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:27:02 No.11900598 Report

Quoted By:

>>11900597
kum

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iliuKr76 Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:27:10 No.11900600 Report

Quoted By: >>11900605

dudes dont pick up other dudes like that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vUHni3fh Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:27:27 No.11900601 Report

Quoted By: >>11900605

you're too fat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:28:11 No.11900603 Report

Quoted By: >>11900605 >>11902080

you have to say the magic word

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2N91QKum Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:29:15 No.11900605 Report

Quoted By: >>11900608 >>11900610 >>11900611 >>11900616

>>11900600
What why not

>>11900601
I only weigh 50kg.....

>>11900603
Pwetty pwease wit sugaw on top?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:iliuKr76 Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:30:19 No.11900608 Report

Quoted By: >>11900615

>>11900605
because most people arent gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vUHni3fh Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:30:46 No.11900610 Report

Quoted By: >>11900615

>>11900605
wtf you need to eat more

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:31:05 No.11900611 Report

Quoted By: >>11900615

>>11900605
good boy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N91QKum Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:32:47 No.11900615 Report

Quoted By: >>11900625 >>11900629

>>11900608
What a cray world we live in

>>11900610
I've tried to, but my genes are just too perfect

>>11900611
Wh-what are you gonna do after you've picked me up.....

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:O0NdxJl9 Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:33:03 No.11900616 Report

Quoted By: >>11900635

>>11900597
It would help if you were a girl, ya poof.
>>11900605
Are you a skelly or a manlet? Or both?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vUHni3fh Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:36:00 No.11900625 Report

Quoted By:

>>11900615
those are like the opposite of good genes for a man you sissy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:37:19 No.11900629 Report

Quoted By: >>11900635

>>11900615
I'm taking you to a steakhouse, you're too skinny

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:37:26 No.11900630 Report

Quoted By: >>11900632 >>11900634 >>11900635

>find boi who is stronk enough
>walk up to him
>anon will you please princess carry me
>get picked up
>get boote smashed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c5dVQQsd Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:39:05 No.11900632 Report

Quoted By: >>11900639

>>11900630
y boot smash

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:O0NdxJl9 Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:39:35 No.11900634 Report

Quoted By: >>11900639

>>11900630
Don't make me lose my dinner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2N91QKum Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:40:27 No.11900635 Report

Quoted By: >>11900646 >>11900649

>>11900616
Both, I guess. I don't understand why tho cause my brother is tall and buff

>>11900629
Oooh like a date? I'm not paying, just so you know

>>11900630
That last part is too dirty.....

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:41:28 No.11900639 Report

Quoted By: >>11900641

>>11900632
Because faggot. Butte gotta get smashed. France wants it.
>>11900634
You saying you wouldn't pickup a cute boi?
Gaylord. Femboys want to look like girls so you're saying you don't like the way girls look which means you like the way men look which is FUCKING GAE :D

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:c5dVQQsd Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:42:18 No.11900641 Report

Quoted By: >>11900646

>>11900639
i interpreted it as getting stomped on by a boot

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:43:50 No.11900646 Report

Quoted By: >>11900662

>>11900635
Just ask a boi you think can do it. If you're cute enough he'll let you or if he's a nice guy he'll indulge you.
Either way just ask. Fuck.
>>11900641
I can see that.
You know what both answers are correct.
>why though?
>because faggot :D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:45:03 No.11900649 Report

Quoted By: >>11900662

>>11900635
it's alright, it's on me, but you gotta eat everything and it's NOT a date
you have to take of your body

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2N91QKum Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:51:57 No.11900662 Report

Quoted By: >>11900669 >>11900670

>>11900646
I'll try but I'm kind of shy, especially sround big guys like those

>>11900649
Kind of sounds like a date.... Either way I'm excited cause I've heard you have good BBQ there. Or is that Brazil?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:55:43 No.11900669 Report

Quoted By: >>11900691

>>11900662
you heard correctly but don't try to turn it into a date or no dessert for you

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 02:56:03 No.11900670 Report

Quoted By: >>11900691

>>11900662
Don't be. Those big guys love small things. Makes them feel more powerful. If you're only 50kg then you're more desirable than most twinks. Big guy will be gentle with you because he doesn't want to risk hurting you.
Just have fun with it. Maybe ask a bro. Say it's "just fun".

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:2N91QKum Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:02:48 No.11900691 Report

Quoted By: >>11900710 >>11900715

>>11900669
Aww I can't even get a kiss goodnite? On the cheek, of course. Why do you people eat for dessert anyway?

>>11900670
That is a bit relieving. You know I sometimes worry they would hurt me because I'm small, like something to bully.... I tend to hang out with girls because of that. At least they're nice and only see me as cute

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:08:45 No.11900710 Report

Quoted By: >>11900739

>>11900691
Lots of men are different and see you in different ways. They may find you cute but are intimidated by that because they don't think you'd accept them. Put the vibe out there and see what happens. The world will surprise you.
I can only speak as a masc top but smol bois are delicate flowers and most want to be treated as such.
If you came up to me to carry you I'd carry you right into a restaurant ^-^

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:11:35 No.11900715 Report

Quoted By: >>11900739

>>11900691
yes, of course I'll give you a kiss on the cheek, that's how we greet and say goodbye to each other down here
>Why do you people eat for dessert anyway?
flan, aka caramel custard, with cream and dulce de leche, I'm sure you'll like it

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:27:39 No.11900739 Report

Quoted By: >>11900765 >>11900783 >>11900786

>>11900710
Well, it's worth a shot. I would like to be treated delicately too. But too many guys are jerks in my experienece, and sometimes I don't think it's worth it to try and find the right one. Ehh honestly I don't go outside enough to have given them a fair chance....
I'll keep looking

>>11900715
I told you Latins are weird. You still do that despite the social distancing? Bleh
>flan, aka caramel custard
Oh I love caramel~! although I like anything that's sweet really, like you

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FcNdDt/V Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:36:44 No.11900765 Report

Quoted By: >>11900767 >>11900768

>>11900739
dont you fucking use my flag you fucking proxy
سكر البروكسي لا اجي عند بيتكم الحين و ادخل زبي في بطنك و اطله من عنك

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FcNdDt/V Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:37:36 No.11900767 Report

Quoted By:

>>11900765
اطلعه
apparently i cannot spell either

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:38:08 No.11900768 Report

Quoted By: >>11900776

>>11900765
My flag now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FcNdDt/V Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:40:32 No.11900776 Report

Quoted By: >>11900782

>>11900768
LOL! LOL! LOL!
AM USE PROXY
AM DISCORD USER
LOL! LOL! LOL!
fuck off cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:42:20 No.11900782 Report

Quoted By: >>11900788

>>11900776
Aww no need to get angwy. You should teach me the spagetti language so I an pass as a local

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:43:05 No.11900783 Report

Quoted By: >>11900820

>>11900739
don't be silly, it's a common way of greeting in france and italy too and I think maybe chile?
it's not so common anymore but I don't fear the chinese flu so if we're having dinner I'm giving you a kiss on the cheek alright

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:43:52 No.11900786 Report

Quoted By: >>11900820

>>11900739
Keep looking and trying. I know guys are jerks trust me I get it but you can't lose hope. It'll make you bitter if you stop trying.
Have fun with it. Ask a boi for coffee or drinks or whatever the hell you zoomers do nowadays. Back in my day you went bowling or to play billiards. Now I don't know.
Anyway go do it and have fun. Just be open about what you want to do. You get a lot from asking.

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Anonymous ID:FcNdDt/V Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:44:38 No.11900788 Report

Quoted By: >>11900820

>>11900782
you will never pass as a local
just as you will never be a woman
>>>/qa/
>>>/s4s/
>>>/lgbt/
>>>https://www.discord.com
know your place.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 03:55:01 No.11900820 Report

Quoted By: >>11900836 >>11900845

>>11900783
How do you I know you're not carrying it if you've been kissing everyone around town?? Honestly. Well, I'm not unhealthy either. I think I can take it....

>>11900786
You're right, you're right. Part of the problem is I'm not the kind to make the first move. Asking someone out, especially those guys, would take a lot of courage from me
>bowling or to play billiards
Weird. I mean coffee I'm used to, but that seems a little much for a first date

>>11900788
Weren't you in Greece before too? Are you like an oil prince or something

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:00:44 No.11900836 Report

Quoted By: >>11900867

>>11900820
They're just as afraid as you only modern men are giant pussies so you'll be waiting forever. Gotta go get it gurl.
>little much for a first date
I guess I'm just a boomer then. The way I see it if you don't like me you'll like the bowling. We can say we had fun regardless of what happens.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:06:39 No.11900845 Report

Quoted By: >>11900867

>>11900820
I'm completely immune to the virus due to my lack of fear and healthy physique
don't worry I'll put some fat in ya and whip you into shape if you want

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:13:11 No.11900867 Report

Quoted By: >>11900874 >>11900900

>>11900836
Ugh how can they be pussies when they look like that.... I don't understand guys. I want them to woo me, being like that is my job

>>11900845
Lack of fear only means u're dumb
>I'll put some fat in ya
I-In me? Sounds l*wd. I'm in good enough shape as is. Besides, if I got fatter, you wouldn't be able to carry me

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:17:42 No.11900874 Report

Quoted By: >>11900929

>>11900867
They have feelings too you know. Bad bottom! Don't think your top doesn't have feelings.
>i want them to woo me
They want you to show interest. Again put the vibe out there. If you don't let them know in some fashion it's okay to move on you then they'll stay put. There's a whole rape and sexual assault craze going around so a lot of men just don't bother unless someone comes to them.
I mean I don't recommend it fully but being a little slutty and whoreish goes a long way. Just don't get caught up in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:24:23 No.11900900 Report

Quoted By: >>11900929

>>11900867
there's many things I fear but some virus isn't one of them
and I can definitely carry more than 50kg so don't worry

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:33:15 No.11900929 Report

Quoted By: >>11900957 >>11900963

>>11900874
>being a little slutty and whoreish goes a long way
Ehh that's really not how I am IRL... I don't dress sluttily at all or girlish really. Plus I thought they'd want me to seem like I could remain loyal. They wouldn't consider the other for an actual relationship, and that's what I'm looking for. But I can show interest with what they say. I don't mind listening. Maybe that will help
Thank you for the advice, by the way

>>11900900
Really? How much can you carry? You can use me for reps, bro. Among other things

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:40:41 No.11900957 Report

Quoted By: >>11900985

>>11900929
well, I haven't been to the gym in fucking ages but I reckon I could carry at least my own weight, so 80kg give or take
maybe we can do some exercise together

Normie

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Normie ID:qCibj2YT Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:44:10 No.11900963 Report

Quoted By: >>11900985

>>11900929
I really meant more towards them not like in general. Take a little bit of liberties is what I'm saying. Don't be a full blown whore. Maybe just place your hand gently on his knee when you laugh once. Gets em every time.
>for the advice
No problem. Everyone has problems with this stuff and I'm pretty sure I have more experience than most of /bant/.
I know what men and women want.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dCm92Kf1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:46:38 No.11900966 Report

Quoted By: >>11900985

>>11900597
How cute are you. Exactly. If you are cute enough I won't consider it gay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:52:36 No.11900985 Report

Quoted By: >>11901004 >>11901011

>>11900957
Fat*ss.... I do run 3 days a week already, as well as some umm like... thigh exercises and stuff. But I dunno about weight training. Seems hard
You know... if we were to exercise together, we'd both end up pretty sweaty

>>11900963
Oh that's not a bad idea. Just need to put myself out there a little more. That shouldn't be too hard, although I wouldn't want to make them uncomfortable if that's not what they're interested in either. I'll test the waters first, I guess

>>11900966
Ehh the girls at my school say I'm cute at least. Feels vain to actually say it myself tho

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:70kTqKba Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:55:27 No.11900995 Report

Quoted By:

>>11900597
imaginw if he sniffed her ass

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dCm92Kf1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:58:08 No.11901004 Report

Quoted By: >>11901026

>>11900985
>the girls at my school say I'm cute
I see. You are an average male. It would be cute enough if boys said so.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 04:59:42 No.11901011 Report

Quoted By: >>11901026

>>11900985
I'm literally skinny, just a little bit of a beer belly maybe but in good shape otherwise and I've started running so it'll be gone soon
>You know... if we were to exercise together, we'd both end up pretty sweaty
ah yes, I'll have to feed you once you're done sweating, I'll give you some meat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:05:57 No.11901026 Report

Quoted By: >>11901030 >>11901065

>>11901004
Do boys really say that in Russia? Seems a little gay. Here they only pick on me for looking like a girl

>>11901011
>I'll give you some meat
Wh-what? While we're still all sweaty? At least let me catch my breath first, you animal
Hmm I wonder if your meat is as good as the steak

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:09:05 No.11901030 Report

Quoted By: >>11901037

>>11901026
well yes, it's best to feed you while you're still sweaty
and have you not heard? argentine meat is the best in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:12:33 No.11901037 Report

Quoted By: >>11901051

>>11901030
I have not heard that. I bet you're lying. Well, only one way to find out....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:18:44 No.11901051 Report

Quoted By: >>11901057

>>11901037
oh I'm not lying, there's a 30 minutes window right after the workout session where it's very important to eat as much as you can for the gains so we'll make proper use of those 30 minutes
you can give me a hand and help me prepare the cream for the flan too, you need some fat so it's okay to get dessert

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:25:31 No.11901057 Report

Quoted By: >>11901069

>>11901051
Sounds like fun~! I'd love to help out. I've always wanted to cook for someone special, only problem is I don't have much experience with it. If only I had a good teacher who would show me how

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dCm92Kf1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:37:13 No.11901065 Report

Quoted By: >>11901082

>>11901026
>Do boys really say that in Russia?
They don't bcs c'mon have ever seen our males.
>Seems a little gay
I said it would. If boys consider you cute then there must be something that would attract me as well. If girls do so - I believe you are just an average male.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:40:55 No.11901069 Report

Quoted By: >>11901082

>>11901057
ah don't worry I'll show you how it's done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:50:22 No.11901082 Report

Quoted By: >>11901138 >>11901310

>>11901065
Mmm I think there's a difference between cute and handsome or they would've called me that instead. Not like you're going to see me anyway

>>11901069
Then I'll call you Senpai. I'll do my best, Senpai!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k/r4tYyx Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:52:37 No.11901089 Report

Quoted By: >>11901098

>>11900597
"Help! I've been shot, take me to the medic!"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P6CWTj4x Thu 07 Jan 2021 05:56:44 No.11901098 Report

Quoted By:

>>11901089
Oh shoot that's a good idea, but I'm not sure what I'd tell the the doc after I get there

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s2iNDoWM Thu 07 Jan 2021 06:25:53 No.11901138 Report

Quoted By: >>11901325

>>11901082
that's perfect mon cheri

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Anonymous ID:L6797LkA Thu 07 Jan 2021 06:35:59 No.11901150 Report

Quoted By:

>>11900597
how do i ask a girl to pick me up like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:h4zAt1V5 Thu 07 Jan 2021 07:41:40 No.11901245 Report

Quoted By:

>>11900597
1. be a girl

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dCm92Kf1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 08:17:03 No.11901310 Report

Quoted By: >>11901325

>>11901082
>Not like you're going to see me anyway
I hope you aren't cute.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 08:26:02 No.11901325 Report

Quoted By: >>11901367

>>11901138
Looking forward to it, sweetheart

>>11901310
Oh I'm straight up adorable but you won't ever know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TvrM+Uk Thu 07 Jan 2021 08:36:53 No.11901346 Report

Quoted By: >>11901353

ask me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 08:40:27 No.11901353 Report

Quoted By: >>11901421

>>11901346
Anon, will you please carry me like a princess?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dCm92Kf1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 08:47:48 No.11901367 Report

Quoted By: >>11901375

>>11901325
Can you stop changing your VPNs please, It makes me feel my hallucinations are back again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 08:50:57 No.11901375 Report

Quoted By: >>11901389

>>11901367
What are you talking about? I've been on the same IP this entire time. Are you sure you're not seeing things? Do you need any help?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:dCm92Kf1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 08:59:44 No.11901389 Report

Quoted By: >>11901418

>>11901375
Stop it.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 09:05:31 No.11901418 Report

Quoted By:

>>11901389
Stop what? I'm only trying to help you, Anon.....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3XugeI8U Thu 07 Jan 2021 09:06:34 No.11901421 Report

Quoted By: >>11901647

>>11901353
no sorry I am too weak

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Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 09:12:33 No.11901647 Report

Quoted By:

>>11901421
Then I will pick you up, or try to anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:691itvTf Thu 07 Jan 2021 10:50:47 No.11901876 Report

Quoted By: >>11901907

>>11900597
They wont because do it...they are afraid they will be accused of being a masogynist and arrested.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9apSB8ay Thu 07 Jan 2021 11:02:32 No.11901907 Report

Quoted By:

>>11901876
i don't think anyone will care if it happens to some fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:v8l3YEnM Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:12:12 No.11902080 Report

Quoted By:

>>11900603
Dukenukem

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gEr/BGyq Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:14:35 No.11902085 Report

Quoted By: >>11902088

>>11900597
fuck off d*scord faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:17:44 No.11902088 Report

Quoted By:

>>11902085
No

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:21:27 No.11902092 Report

Quoted By: >>11902097

add me on discord

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:mXZ89E4l Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:22:24 No.11902095 Report

Quoted By: >>11902097

Hello, big tits lookin for some action?

>>11900597

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:24:00 No.11902097 Report

Quoted By: >>11902102

>>11902092
What is your tag?

>>11902095
Maybe. Will you pick me up?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:26:23 No.11902102 Report

Quoted By: >>11902104

>>11902097
uh i have to go

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:26:56 No.11902104 Report

Quoted By: >>11902118

>>11902102
Wait! Do you want my tag instead?

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Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:32:44 No.11902118 Report

Quoted By: >>11902122

>>11902104
uuhhhh

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Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:35:12 No.11902122 Report

Quoted By: >>11902126 >>11902131

>>11902118
I won't bite:
sig#3058

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vEJnD/P Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:35:25 No.11902124 Report

Quoted By: >>11902134

>>11900597
if youre not a massive fattie just ask nicely
especially if youre both drunk. usually works, especially if you get gay vibes from him

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vEJnD/P Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:36:58 No.11902126 Report

Quoted By:

>>11902122
u definitely bite

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Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:38:53 No.11902131 Report

Quoted By: >>11902134

>>11902122
i would but a reliable source has informed me that you bite

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:39:49 No.11902134 Report

Quoted By: >>11902144 >>11902183

>>11902124
The weight shouldn't be a problem, but unfortunately I don't drink
>u definitely bite
Only if they want me to

>>11902131
Yes, I'm a wolf and I eat sheepies like you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:42:39 No.11902144 Report

Quoted By: >>11902150 >>11902163

>>11902134
please do not eat me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:44:34 No.11902150 Report

Quoted By:

>>11902144
I won't if you add me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lDJM+X3j Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:49:45 No.11902163 Report

Quoted By: >>11902221

>>11902144
*noms on you*
mmmm :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:51:05 No.11902168 Report

Quoted By:

i am going to cry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vEJnD/P Thu 07 Jan 2021 12:54:39 No.11902183 Report

Quoted By: >>11902221

>>11902134
Drinking makes all gay experiences smoother, you should consider practicing having at least a couple beers or something
most of my gay experiences have been delightfully drunk and it's a lot of fun
great way to get to know someone quickly
or get into their bed quickly without any akwardness
OR
get them to pick you up
or in my case, ask if they want to be picked up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:05:16 No.11902216 Report

Quoted By: >>11902221

test

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:07:43 No.11902221 Report

Quoted By: >>11902226 >>11902254

>>11902163
Don't be so rude, J! You'll scare xir away

>>11902183
Well, it's more a matter of age than not wanting to. I wouldn't want to make my first drinking
experience an illegal one. But if you say it'll help, it's worth a shot (heh) at least
Now I only need to find drinking buddies....

>>11902216
Did it work

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Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:09:24 No.11902226 Report

Quoted By: >>11902236

>>11902221
it did not work i am sorry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:12:34 No.11902236 Report

Quoted By: >>11902245

>>11902226
Try it again. You don't want to be a failure, do you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3mSsP/Fi Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:14:42 No.11902245 Report

Quoted By: >>11902251

>>11902236
it's still not working...........

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:15:55 No.11902251 Report

Quoted By:

>>11902245
Tch epic failure.......

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vEJnD/P Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:16:14 No.11902254 Report

Quoted By: >>11902281

>>11902221
>underrage
bruh
u should definitely drink anyway idk, when i was younger i drank loads and it was some of the most fun i've had
taught me a lot too
anyway u shouldn't be saying nastby shit like you wont bite unless you want me to if you're not even old enough to buy yourself a beer

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Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:26:52 No.11902281 Report

Quoted By: >>11902288

>>11902254
I'm not underage but not old enough to drink either. Maybe I'll try it. I just wouldn't want anyone to take advantage of me in that state....

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vEJnD/P Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:33:02 No.11902288 Report

Quoted By: >>11902293

>>11902281
isnt the drinkin age in russia 18 and 21 for spirits

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7QR0pNl1 Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:35:16 No.11902293 Report

Quoted By: >>11902297

>>11902288
Uhhhhhh I dunno, I may or may not actually be Russian

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4vEJnD/P Thu 07 Jan 2021 13:39:54 No.11902297 Report

Quoted By:

>>11902293
in most places its 18
in denmark and maybe sweden its 16 and then 18 or 21 or something like that for higher percent stuff
if you're an amerishart and you can't drink anything until the age of 21 then
idk what to say to you lmfao
gg, should've been born somewhere better

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