I love watching potsmokers throw their tantrums over marijuana legalization. Nothing is better. They are so easy to trigger. I always make sure to casually refer to them as addicts in every instance. But even that doesn't compare to the frothing they rile themselves up into over watching marijuana become legal. All their little freedoms are going away and the best part is, this is what they wanted. Your dealer coming to your house at 2 a.m.? Kiss that good buy goodbye, you can buy your fix between the hours of 0900 and 2300 like with alcohol. Paying taxes, age limits, no smoking and driving.

Oh and your illegal dispensaries? Those aren't going to stay open. Scream all you want about how it's just some flower. There was an old pothead I knew, and he always said:

>They don't know how good they had it when it was illegal.