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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 20:08:08 No.11907990 View View Reply Original Report

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https://mega.nz/file/FZlkiQjD#QxzogQFI2EKS8rPPKbLUw1GAknkbqdJ7vLgrKzJ1yEY
hold it right there scoundrel
my anal chakra is tingling
you are carrying goods in your anus
specifically ketamine
give me all your ketamine
how will qt taned tomboys snort ketamine off my dick unless I have ketamine
preposterous, cease your faggotry at once as I am the righteous owner of all the ketamine that ever existed and ever shall exist snd if takes sticks and stones to break your bones to get what is righteously mine- so help me allah (praise be to his name) I'm gonna fucking do it and theres much you can do to stop me

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Anonymous ID:jU+CFoT3 Fri 08 Jan 2021 20:10:26 No.11908001 Report

Quoted By: >>11908013

How's your day/night?
I also haven't been drinking a lot of water lately. I don't feel the need to drink a lot.

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 20:14:49 No.11908013 Report

Quoted By: >>11908599

>>11908001
well for starters I fucked up the link and posted a mega link of content I realised doesn't tickle my fancy but it stayed in the clipboard while the youtube link did not get copied
https://youtu.be/qPSO2tlic4U
>haven't been drinking
as long as your urine is practically water I don't care, it's not summer, you don't need much water anyhow in winter

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Anonymous ID:j6SFZVRJ Fri 08 Jan 2021 20:15:03 No.11908014 Report

Quoted By: >>11908031

poop

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 20:18:09 No.11908027 Report

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>>11907990
like the link just looked to contain hentai and since it's 1,5 gigs I though why not
turns out to be some weird sprite based game with hentai cutscenes
I can't fap to this
I mean.... lolis are fine and all but like... I don't know, it's not shoujo ramune tier in my opinion

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 20:19:05 No.11908031 Report

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>>11908014
I don't want your shit I want only the good shit
the exketamine

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Anonymous ID:Gmwwjfc0 Fri 08 Jan 2021 21:03:09 No.11908175 Report

Quoted By: >>11908257

i aint clicking that
no sir

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 21:30:54 No.11908257 Report

Quoted By: >>11908487

>>11908175
coward
chicken
you're like an overevolved velociraptor
I'm having a meltdown after being trapped in the headspace
so out of curiosity I read jp's guide to onaholes and fleshlights to gain insight on lubes and stuff that could theorethically get me off better than sex (supposedly)
and like out if nowhere I got the overwhelling feeling to try my fleshlight for the first time
took me one sniff of the silicone to drop the idea
I don't understand how people can stuff their penises into these but then again I don't understand why people like to kiss on the streets and why they eat roticery pig meat- it looks like shit and taste's like one too; it's 21st century and people still gaven't figured out that we can afford spices which makes roticery pork the worst waste of meat and flavout ever
time is slipping through my habds faster and faster it feels like I'll die soon what the fuck
I gotta say, I think tomorrow is a rest day, I've been feeling increasingly nautious and exercise isn't making it easy on me, why bother taking as few rest days if I'll see no growth from overexertition
yesssssss, I'll just do the legs tomorrow and pullups on the sunday, yesssssir

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Anonymous ID:RrLgotkC Fri 08 Jan 2021 21:32:05 No.11908261 Report

Quoted By: >>11908366

wha what

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 21:57:32 No.11908366 Report

Quoted By: >>11908390

>>11908261
I know right?
like why can't they just give out mega links with juicy content in it

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Anonymous ID:RrLgotkC Fri 08 Jan 2021 22:02:55 No.11908390 Report

Quoted By: >>11908572

>>11908366
i'll try it later fapping game sounds fun i guess

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Anonymous ID:GLJdKDqG Fri 08 Jan 2021 22:06:14 No.11908411 Report

Quoted By: >>11908572

Hello

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Anonymous ID:blzxK+dY Fri 08 Jan 2021 22:21:28 No.11908487 Report

Quoted By: >>11908572 >>11908597 >>11908636

>>11908257
I know very well what kind of sights delight you and I won't have any agents knocking on my door.
>headspace
In your own head, you mean?
>stuff that could theorethically get me off better than sex (supposedly)
Yet you didn't believe what I told you about wet dreams... But as far as physical things are concerned, I don't see how fleshlights could be as good as the real deal.
>we can afford spices which makes roticery pork the worst waste of meat and flavout ever
Is it really that bad? I don't like pork in general so I haven't tried. But roast beef on the other hand... Or roast lamb, now that's delicious!
>why bother taking as few rest days if I'll see no growth from overexertition
See? Rest days are very important. That's when your muscles recover and develop. No legs! Let the rest day be a proper rest day.

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 22:44:57 No.11908572 Report

Quoted By: >>11908604

>>11908390
dude how does it sound fine the video is 45+ minutrs long, do you want to experience dick chafing? because that's how you experience dick chaffing even with copiuois amounts of lube
unless... the fleshlights... it all makes sense now
>>11908411
hy, hows your anus today
>>11908487
are ya avin a stroke mate? strokin yer deck to some big booba ol wamen
that being said like we as humans are everchanging mechanisms zhat change sensations over times, and zhough you claim wet dreams feel better than masturbation you haven't exactly had an updated reference to that sensation
if you were to be believe you haven't jacked off in years so whos to say it feels better if you don't judge the two side by side
it could give good insight; in fact if you cashed out some cash money on comdoms and lube (they are pretty cheap for couple uses) to see how it feels while your deck gets used to "rub stamina" to the point you can actually last 20 minutes and explode with great vigor you might find that truly wet dreams are made of this- but if you were (say for instance) unable to c from such an array of experiments (lets call it what it is) it would point to your methodology as a forme of a fetish which would prove chalanging in thevfuture unless steps get taken to mitigate possible consequences

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 22:54:25 No.11908597 Report

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>>11908487
>my own head
what makes it mine exactly
is it the fact it's surmised ofvroughly similiar nuclei with corresponding nucleic acids as the rest of the flesh that automatonatiousely performs these actions guided by the fatty glob of neurans that comprise said headspace
what am I other than said headspace
am I a partition of the body or am I the body
>wet dreams
but we are talking physical masturbatory actions, borderline sex even except without the lliving human beong of flesh and blood, what you speak of are aberations in thought and senzus, they are false positives to what there isj't, hallucinations thinly veiled under the guise of dreamland, they do not correspond to genuine contact --> impulse progression, this may lead to serious disadvantafes at recognisng what is real and what is not
I have no frame of reference of sex but getting one ties much mire responsibility than just hsving sex; it's akin to comparong having a cat or having a human child- you can just go up and take one or even worse make one without suffering consequences so you depend on others with better knowledge snd insight aswell as experience to give your their opinion that you have to take with a grain of salt due to possible bias and difference in sensation for you

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Anonymous ID:jU+CFoT3 Fri 08 Jan 2021 22:54:52 No.11908599 Report

Quoted By: >>11908684

>>11908013
Wait, what's the mega link? I'm not putting that link into my URL search bar.

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Anonymous ID:GLJdKDqG Fri 08 Jan 2021 22:55:24 No.11908604 Report

Quoted By: >>11908684

>>11908572
It is not good because I took my car in for a transmission service and they called me to say that the ABS system or at least the light for it is faulty

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Anonymous ID:SwIJog+0 Fri 08 Jan 2021 23:01:29 No.11908634 Report

Quoted By: >>11908684

yo croatia what the feck I thought you were big juicy balkan chads, what's all this about?

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 23:02:14 No.11908636 Report

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>>11908487
aaaaaanf even still we are prone to brain modification due to external influence and interest; if a girl you like said somethinh about the style of clothing you had little interest in you might (read: WILL) develop some interest in it which is just a 4dimensional party of chess where yoi're really interested in the gitl subconciously but conciously you think you are interested in the clothing
if senzus and opinion are prone to such petty (yet drastic) changes then why on earth should we put them on a pedestal as if they rightously desserve it; at best (from my POV) they should be kept in mind but should not be relied upon as rigorously as they may
>how can they be better
probably mix of factors from scent to pheromones to texture to lube to weight to warmth etc; say a hand feels better than a fat loose landwhale, but it's hard to compede with exoeienced teen that does kegels in her free time and holds to her hygiene
like we forget that genuine can be pretty fucking bad and that artificial can be surprisingly good
>proper rest day
but uf it's alwsys rest day for legs and I can never train legs due to egzertion from normal exe then how will legs ever develop

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Anonymous ID:ZNs65751 Fri 08 Jan 2021 23:03:46 No.11908642 Report

Quoted By: >>11908684

how does it feel being croatian

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 23:12:33 No.11908684 Report

Quoted By: >>11908757

>>11908599
fap game I mistook for hentai
like fap gauntlet on /e/cchi but worse
>>11908604
yowza, was it msndatory service? like for me I hate contacting professionals like ever (if I start barfing blood I'd rather not call the ambulance unless I keep barfing blood)
I'd imagine studying car manuals like an autist until I could fix the mistake myself... then again most modern cars can't get fixed and demand some computer doodad to check whats wrong.... baka
if I wasn't such a piece of shit failure I'd def get an olf timey wimey car and invest in replacement parts and stay awax from the car shops
those gayass motherfuckers always be stealing good parts and replscing them with just barely good enough spares; hard to find an honest car shop these days that doesn't offer overinflated proces to what is in essence a poor choice of a trade drived by necessity rather than desire
>>11908634
I'm medium, the only thing juicy on me is my fuppa and my dick, I don't see how being a chad is complementary.... most of them are brainlets in balkan and cause more harm than good and get out of jail free for just looking good
>>11908642
like dragging your dick on shattered glass wishing you were the slovenian next door that doesn't have a massive schlong to impede him as he walks the same glass path you do...
jkjkjkjk, I wouldn't know- Icm somewhat of a national traitor and if I had an option to flee I would

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Anonymous ID:GLJdKDqG Fri 08 Jan 2021 23:32:13 No.11908757 Report

Quoted By: >>11908887

>>11908684
The transmission service is not mandatory but I wanted it done because previous owner missed the last service and the car always felt like it stayed in certain gears for too long (it is an automatic). It would be very nice to study and work on the car myself like you are saying. In a perfect world this would be ideal. But this is not a perfect world sadly. And considering how complex cars can be, especially more modern ones, perhaps there are some things that are best left for the professionals to deal with. I just hope they will not try to charge me extra for this ABS issue

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Anonymous ID:sYRhgMnz Fri 08 Jan 2021 23:57:27 No.11908887 Report

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>>11908757
what car you got?
>hope they don't charge you
they slmost certain will or they won't touch it.. I mean they would if they were in croatia I got no idea if they do stuff pro bono im the lamd dowm umder

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Anonymous ID:VtQU9hWQ Sat 09 Jan 2021 02:59:45 No.11909968 Report

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>>11907990
hi

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