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Anonymous ID:/flK3giY Tue 12 Jan 2021 20:09:13 No.11929340 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11929348 >>11929360 >>11929825 >>11929990 >>11930006 >>11930036

>be me
>trying to code
>write something
>run it
>get 20 errors
>umm... what?.jpg
>look around the code for an hour
>focusing super hard
>literally unable to find one mistake
>take one look at it again
>notice theres a quotation mark missing
>fix it
>run the program
>it actually works
>mfw I spend hours trying to fix a program and I actually fix it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TG3MZtK Tue 12 Jan 2021 20:10:47 No.11929348 Report

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>>11929340
cuck

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/hxx1dvg Tue 12 Jan 2021 20:13:27 No.11929358 Report

Quoted By: >>11929361 >>11931147

Who are you quoting?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Tue 12 Jan 2021 20:13:49 No.11929360 Report

Quoted By: >>11929582

>>11929340
What does the program do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/flK3giY Tue 12 Jan 2021 20:14:04 No.11929361 Report

Quoted By: >>11929370

>>11929358
Adolf Hitler

adolf hitler

adolf hitler ID:rzGq1JVt Tue 12 Jan 2021 20:16:52 No.11929370 Report

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>>11929361
wtf i never said any of that!! -_-

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6+eBPwWt Tue 12 Jan 2021 21:06:38 No.11929582 Report

Quoted By: >>11929602 >>11929615 >>11929817

>>11929360
It prints benises.
#include<stdio.h>
int main(void){
int benissize, i;
printf("Tell me how big you like your penises to be\n");
scanf("%d",&benissize);
printf("X");
for(i=0;i<benissize;i++){
printf("=");}
printf("D\n");
system("pause");
return 0;}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9LRbJuoU Tue 12 Jan 2021 21:08:54 No.11929593 Report

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publish it here https://pastebin.com ,tell me what language it is and maybe i can help

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EdwzSfWM Tue 12 Jan 2021 21:12:35 No.11929602 Report

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>>11929582
X should be 8 or B, it looks more like balls

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xs17V75N Tue 12 Jan 2021 21:15:17 No.11929615 Report

Quoted By: >>11929627

>>11929582
i will try to emulate this code in my brain

>Tell me how big you like your penises to be
>
>stdin: 8
>X=========D
>sh: pause command not found
>program exited with status code 0

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6+eBPwWt Tue 12 Jan 2021 21:18:24 No.11929627 Report

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>>11929615
It works perfectly for me.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Tue 12 Jan 2021 21:59:58 No.11929817 Report

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>>11929582
I see.

akariman !!PfcppGG/dig

akariman !!PfcppGG/dig ID:eOiBj37d Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:01:33 No.11929825 Report

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>>11929340
get a better text editor lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:c2l9Zmqj Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:01:47 No.11929827 Report

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>be me
>try to code on C64 Basic
>realise how much i hate having to delete or edit text on the C64
>give up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7Z4Cemhw Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:32:16 No.11929990 Report

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>>11929340
>>get 20 errors
>>umm... what?.jpg
>>look around the code for an hour
This was your first real mistake.
I'll give you a tip on how to fix errors.
Always fix the first error first and then rerun / recompile without even looking at the others.
This will save you a great deal of time.
Reasoning: You may well have multiple independent errors, especially if you're a beginner, but it's much more likely that you have one single error, namely the first one in the list, and all the others are false positives resulting from the compiler or interpreter misunderstanding the code that had the actual error in it.
For instance, if you're writing C, and a struct object declaration is malformed, the malformed declaration will be the first error, and all member references into the object will be spurious errors caused by the compiler not having been able to figure out the object is a struct because its declaration was malformed.
Consequently, if you always fix the first error first, you'll often find the remaining errors magically melt away without you having to fix them individually.
Moreover, if you just pick some random error from the middle of the list to try to fix first, then more often than not you'll be confused as hell trying to fix something that isn't actually broken, because the broken thing came before that.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EOC8pNoQ Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:33:30 No.11929995 Report

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nerds

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7Z4Cemhw Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:36:10 No.11930006 Report

Quoted By: >>11930104

>>11929340
By the way, I do hope you read the errors closely enough to realize that in most languages, when errors are reported, the report shows the line number where the error occurred. And I do hope you're using a text editor that displays line numbers.
You... DO know how to jump to the line of code that caused an error, right anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1q1eHm4c Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:44:09 No.11930036 Report

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>>11929340
language?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:at03Jmgw Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:44:16 No.11930037 Report

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>>11929627
it uses windows specific commands

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Tue 12 Jan 2021 22:57:51 No.11930104 Report

Quoted By: >>11930127

>>11930006
No I do not. I know nothing. I'm sorry.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:yz0epZfM Tue 12 Jan 2021 23:06:15 No.11930127 Report

Quoted By: >>11930201 >>11930209

>>11930104
Look closely at the error message. If there's a number, it's probably your line number.
Highly recommend notepad++ as a text editor with line number support if you're on windows. It has many other coding-friendly functions you'll come to appreciate as you gain experience.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Tue 12 Jan 2021 23:26:45 No.11930201 Report

Quoted By: >>11930209 >>11930224 >>11930231

>>11930127
The heck is notepad++? Is that a bigger notepad for the husky gentleman?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:at03Jmgw Tue 12 Jan 2021 23:28:34 No.11930209 Report

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>>11930127
>>11930201
use emacs w/ gdb

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1q1eHm4c Tue 12 Jan 2021 23:33:29 No.11930224 Report

Quoted By: >>11930255

>>11930201
what do you use to compile? what language? fucking lier.

akariman !!PfcppGG/dig

akariman !!PfcppGG/dig ID:eOiBj37d Tue 12 Jan 2021 23:34:26 No.11930231 Report

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>>11930201
it is like notepad but It has syntax highlighting , and a bunch of other features.

So if you have an unclosed quote " then all the text will be green or some other color to tell you that you forgot to close the quotation

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Tue 12 Jan 2021 23:38:42 No.11930255 Report

Quoted By: >>11930263 >>11931287

>>11930224
Compile? Is that one of those youthful portmanteaus for compost pile? Pretty jazzy! I like to put my compost pile in this Exaco composter. It costs a bit more, but you never have to churn your biomass. Very handy in winter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:1q1eHm4c Tue 12 Jan 2021 23:40:55 No.11930263 Report

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>>11930255

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6TG3MZtK Wed 13 Jan 2021 02:06:54 No.11931147 Report

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yuru yuri season 8>>11929358

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XzjenIY6 Wed 13 Jan 2021 02:56:50 No.11931287 Report

Quoted By: >>11931305

>>11930255
I take it you use an interpreter instead.
To put it in terms you're sure to understand: An interpreter runs code as a script. A compiler turns code into an exe to run later.
That's an oversimplification, but the whole truth can wait for when you're equipped to understand it.
Regardless of which one you use, it should tell you the line number when it reports errors. In the future, when you encounter errors, you should isolate the first error report, identify the line number in the report, go to that line in your code, and fix the error there.
Download Notepad++ and start coding in it instead of in stock Notepad. This will allow you to see your code's line numbers at a glance, so you can find your errors when they're reported.
Don't worry, the interface looks complicated but there's really only as much learning curve as you want there to be. None of the extra features are mandatory, you can use it just like you used official Notepad and you won't encounter any hangups or indecipherable expert jargon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Wed 13 Jan 2021 03:09:18 No.11931305 Report

Quoted By: >>11931311 >>11931314

>>11931287
Is this your third ID? I know Valentin Berezhkov was an interpreter, and he worked from a script during the Molotov-Ribbentrop talks, and some of his political language was undoubtedly coded, to ensure compliance with a very nervous Stalin, but I don't know if he ever ran coded messages back and forth. Is that where you're going? Seems out of place.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1q1eHm4c Wed 13 Jan 2021 03:12:02 No.11931311 Report

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>>11931305
you dont know nothing, leaf. You are some random normie.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XzjenIY6 Wed 13 Jan 2021 03:13:54 No.11931314 Report

Quoted By: >>11931334

>>11931305
Yes, this is my third ID.
No, that's not where I'm going. That's completely unrelated. I get the feeling you're being deliberately obtuse at this point, which is certainly board appropriate, but is no way to treat someone who's trying to help you.
On the off chance you aren't trolling: All of the terminology means something different in this context than in that you describe.
"Code" is text written in a computer programming language. You ought to already know this, since you used that term in the OP.
A "script" is a file containing "code" that is to be run in-place instead of converted to an exe file for later use.
An "interpreter" is a computer program that can read a "script" and rum the "code" inside it.

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Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Wed 13 Jan 2021 03:22:51 No.11931334 Report

Quoted By: >>11931337

>>11931314
Ah, there's the misunderstanding! I was never OP! I was the guy that said "I have no idea what's going on". And I still don't. I apologised above, and I apologise again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XzjenIY6 Wed 13 Jan 2021 03:24:58 No.11931337 Report

Quoted By: >>11931358 >>11931956

>>11931334
Oh. My bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Wed 13 Jan 2021 03:36:27 No.11931358 Report

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>>11931337
No, you meant well. I shouldn't have been here in the first place. A lot of people around these parts would know what you're talking about. Perhaps they benefited! But maybe not. Who knows.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t2Ukd+3F Wed 13 Jan 2021 08:33:59 No.11931956 Report

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>>11931337
still feel bad about this. you thought I was getting better and i'm getting worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:at03Jmgw Wed 13 Jan 2021 12:02:16 No.11932512 Report

Quoted By: >>11932517

A compiler just translates a language to another language
In this case, the C++ Compiler is translating your source code into machine code or assembly code
Then the Linker links the libraries to your compiled program (static or dynamic)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:at03Jmgw Wed 13 Jan 2021 12:03:24 No.11932517 Report

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>>11932512
I forgot this is not C++, this is C

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