>be Argie
>want some sweet ewe arse for mi amigos and I to pass around over the weekend
>region has exceeded its shaggable sheep quota, better luck next year's lottery
>fuckthiseconomy.jpg
>can't summon the 6 gorillion pesos to bribe my way past the que
>government says if we into Malvinas, there will be 6 sheep for every man
>war is coming
>enlist in navy
>am assigned to to mighty vessel El Goblino
>fresh from national canning factory
>deploy to engage the enemy!
>dios mio, was that a bird?
>thanks to our nation's superior armor technology, enemy bomb simply falls through formidable beast of war
>Geronimo is shouting "we're taking on water!"
>by some cruel twist of fate, our vessel is floating in ocean, environment no naval vessel could expect to encounter
>abandon ship
>for what seemed like weeks, drift in ocean with only a can of beans and chorizo
>Geronimo didn't make it
>awake one day, sunburnt and delirious, on a beach
>hear sheep in the distance
>kiss the ground as I arrive at the promised land!
>stealthily spot and approach the flock, barely containing my excitement.
>burst through the foliage, clearing a path with my throbbing erection
>thrust balls deep into first ewe in reach
>furiously pump pure argie seed into fair maiden
>ballsfeelfunny.jpg
>peepee has turned blacker, coughing blood now
>I invaded Malvinas single-handedly and all I got was the 'thrax
>mfw
