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Anonymous ID:5iTwHVQx Thu 14 Jan 2021 07:45:01 No.11937489 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11937500 >>11937523 >>11937588

>Decided to be open minded and read the bible from start to finish
>go through all the weird shiet in Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy.
>reach the prophets section
>book of Samuel
>Saul tells David that in order to win the hands of his daughter in marriage he must bring him 100 Philistine Foreskins.
>David is like "I am the Foreskin king" and brings 200 Foreskins instead.

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Anonymous ID:o+82Wv12 Thu 14 Jan 2021 07:51:59 No.11937500 Report

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>>11937489
Based. The bible is sexy af

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Anonymous ID:/S2SJrv3 Thu 14 Jan 2021 08:02:16 No.11937523 Report

Quoted By: >>11937536 >>11937590

>>11937489
What is the moral of this story?

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Anonymous ID:o+82Wv12 Thu 14 Jan 2021 08:11:54 No.11937536 Report

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>>11937523
Brothels are based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y2PsrAfE Thu 14 Jan 2021 08:39:06 No.11937588 Report

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>>11937489
lmao

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Anonymous ID:5iTwHVQx Thu 14 Jan 2021 08:45:23 No.11937590 Report

Quoted By: >>11937886

>>11937523
lel, haram and harem are different. it's not even "harem", its Hareem which means women. and "chakla" isnt even an arabic word, the word for brotheم is "makhoor" or ماخور. Im not sure why you feel attacked, if you're a christian the old testament should be of no significance to you, right?

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Anonymous ID:Aqsfz4wX Thu 14 Jan 2021 11:19:02 No.11937886 Report

Quoted By: >>11937893

>>11937590
>if you're a christian the old testament should be of no significance to you, right?
Retard

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Anonymous ID:5iTwHVQx Thu 14 Jan 2021 11:20:46 No.11937893 Report

Quoted By: >>11937951

>>11937886
yeah, you drive legitimacy from it. But old testament laws like circumcision and kosher food no longer apply to you, no?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Aqsfz4wX Thu 14 Jan 2021 11:46:58 No.11937951 Report

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>>11937893
Most still apply

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