*breathes in*
SHE PROBABLY ALREADY HAD SEX WITH ANOTHER GUY AFTER I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO HER, TODAY I CALLED IN WORK SICK AND I FUCKING CALLED MY BOSS MY BROTHER'S NAME FOR NO FUCKING REASON, I CAN'T EVEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES GOOD, MY /BANT/ THREADS DON'T EVEN STAY LONGER THAN THE FUCKING... THE FUCKING SHARK THREADS STAY LONGER (FUCK YOU BRAZIL SHARK NIGGER).

HOLY SHIT MY BROTHER AND SISTERS ALREADY HAVE MULTIPLE CHILDREN AND I BARELY MANAGED TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY!

SO TODAY I'M GONNA POST ABOUT IT ON /BANT/ AND GET LAUGHED AT FOR BEING ISRAELI, AND THEN I WILL GET CALLED A PROXY.