So while I was gone for a trip into Yuropoorland (off work), my electronic devices were stolen by some niggers down the block. Thankfully I managed to track them down and recapture my devices by barging into their house incognito. I didn't think this would ever happen to me in a gated neighborhood but apparently it does, on rare occasions. I put their shitty house on fire once I got my belongings back.

Has this ever happened to you, /bant/?