Another child died today Gafrield. He was terrified.In that moment I wished I could merge with his fear and slip into saccharine foreverscream. But this is my duty Garfield,have you stopped eating my lasagna? Have you ever looked in that pan ? When was the time you tested what you were chewing? You shuffling, bumbling crusty dumb fuck cat Garfiled. If i pelted you with rocks who would hear dumb screams? If I set myself on fire and smothered you who would die first? You're a tumor Garfield but God made cancer, just he made lasagna ,exept I made the lasagna. Does that make me more that a man ?
they call you a "bad cat" but they will never drink form the fat and rotten juices,they are unfit to be in the kingdom of Heaven and Hell Garfield. You are cut form the nape of Earth,you little bitty cat.
Dont kick Odie off the table!! Gaaarfiiieeeeeeld!!!