I swear on my fucking nans life if I hear one more retarded 15 year old say "emu war" I'm going to cut a hole in their head and fuck it and replace their teaspoon sized brain with a massive load of cum. Like seriously, it was at most a tad bit funny like two years ago and now I have to deal with every fucking armchair historian teenage American think their a scholar because they bring up emus. Not to mention, as a fucking local of where it happened, that we won. For those retards who don't know we shot a shit ton of birds, then after not enough died we introduced some bounties on emus and killed tens of thousands of them. Since then we have had no issues with those feathery fucking running bitches. We won the emu war you fucking cunts, that's even if you want to consider it a war. How about you American cock suckers stop worrying about a pest control activity we did a 100 years ago and worry about the fact you lost an actual war to a tiny south east Asian country you pathetic fat fucks.