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Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:15:36 No.1199496 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>1199502 >>1199520 >>1199528 >>1199536 >>1199540 >>1199542 >>1199665 >>1199707

Ich kan spreche Deutch nicht, aber ich sprech.

Das ist ein thred für scheiße Deutch sprechen.

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ck ID:kbFv+FCK Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:16:30 No.1199502 Report

Quoted By: >>1199512 >>1199514

>>1199496
kotori?

HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME?

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HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME? ID:/sx57D2W Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:17:33 No.1199508 Report

Quoted By: >>1199512

Fuck off dirty fish man.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:17:56 No.1199512 Report

Quoted By: >>1199518 >>1199534

>>1199502
>>1199508

Nein, alles spreche Deutch

HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME?

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HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME? ID:/sx57D2W Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:18:10 No.1199514 Report

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>>1199502
I wish there was a dislike button

HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME?

HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME? ID:/sx57D2W Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:18:29 No.1199518 Report

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>>1199512
oke

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6S9usTr6 Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:18:43 No.1199520 Report

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>>1199496
Wow... wirklich?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EQC60_YrnY

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkRMHbs1 Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:20:09 No.1199526 Report

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Ich bin schiesbe untermensch sumpfdeutscher.

HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME?

HOW DO I GET TEXAS FLAG NEXT TO MY NAME? ID:/sx57D2W Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:20:20 No.1199528 Report

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>>1199496

Warum deutsch? Es sagt genau dort, du bist ein schmutziger Fischmann

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qDRS477R Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:21:27 No.1199534 Report

Quoted By: >>1199546

>>1199512
Hallo mein Freund. Wie geht es dir?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tj9BdjV/ Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:21:39 No.1199536 Report

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>>1199496
goat and tog

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ixZ2qlXV Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:22:03 No.1199540 Report

Quoted By: >>1199568

>>1199496

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:v+YHkPa0 Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:22:47 No.1199542 Report

Quoted By: >>1199565 >>1199567

>>1199496
Stahp it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:23:10 No.1199546 Report

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>>1199534
Alles ist gut!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:WWJi3jUN Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:24:05 No.1199548 Report

Quoted By: >>1199586 >>1199713

Ich weiss nur ein bisschen Deutsch, aber ich lerne.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ixZ2qlXV Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:25:55 No.1199565 Report

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>>1199542
>beta german detected

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:26:04 No.1199567 Report

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>>1199542
Deine Deutch ist kaputt!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EQt2texQ Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:26:07 No.1199568 Report

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>>1199540
2/10

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4kwlt+CH Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:29:02 No.1199583 Report

Quoted By: >>1199595 >>1199610 >>1199635 >>1199675 >>1199720

Hello my Germanaophic friends, what's a smarmy way of saying to a girl:
>Your eyes are so beautiful (that) I can't look away
or words to that effect?

What about
>No I'll take the second flight to Hamburg. That's fine.

Danke schön mein freunds. Ich bin kein Osterreicher.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MkRMHbs1 Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:29:43 No.1199586 Report

Quoted By: >>1199613

>>1199548
Nein nicht Deutch lernen. Ist ein sprache fur untermenschen.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:31:00 No.1199595 Report

Quoted By: >>1199703

>>1199583
>>Your eyes are so beautiful (that) I can't look away

Deine ög ist so schnel, ich kan sehr

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:32:54 No.1199610 Report

Quoted By: >>1199703

>>1199583
>No I'll take the second flight to Hamburg. That's fine.

Nein, ich tag zwei flug til hamburg, das ist gut!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CNgHzURF Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:33:40 No.1199613 Report

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>>1199586
...rief der Affe und kletterte wieder auf seinen Baum.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CNgHzURF Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:37:13 No.1199635 Report

Quoted By: >>1199703

>>1199583
>your eyes are beatiful
Deine Augen sind so wunderschön, ich kann nicht davon absehen

>No i'll take the second flight...
Nein Danke, ich werde den nächsten Flug nach Hamburg nehmen. Das reicht.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HxPW3dGD Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:43:09 No.1199665 Report

Quoted By: >>1199672 >>1199703

>>1199496
Es liest sich jedenfalls besser als das was deutsche Anons in einen ihren "Deutsch Faden" von sich geben. Gott sei dank habe ich niemals Krautchan benutzt. Warum muss man ausgerechnet schon "Thread" zu Faden zwangsübersetzen?

Naja, check em!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:kfAOSuKB Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:43:49 No.1199672 Report

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>>1199665
so close

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qDRS477R Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:44:03 No.1199675 Report

Quoted By: >>1199703 >>1199780

>>1199583
Das wundervolle glänzen deines Augenlichtes zieht mich in einen unwiderstehlichen Bann. Sie sind derart bezaubernd, dass ich mein Angesicht nicht von ihnen wenden mag, würde mich auch alle Kraft der Götter davon abringen wollen.
>No I'll take the second flight to Hamburg. That's fine.
Haltet ein! Ich werde den zweiten Flug zu Hamburg nehmen! Das ist fein

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HxPW3dGD Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:44:20 No.1199677 Report

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I knew I'll be off by one.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4kwlt+CH Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:49:28 No.1199703 Report

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>>1199595
>ich kan sehr
I read this as:
>>"eek! Cancer!"

>>1199610
kek

>>1199635
thanks mate, really appreciate this

>>1199665
damn... so close

>>1199675
Nice. We got a fucking Wortkünstler in the house! Danke schön

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gHtOGR7O Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:50:19 No.1199707 Report

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>>1199496
EIN HEISER SCHREI

FEUER FREI

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LJWzxrE4 Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:52:24 No.1199713 Report

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>>1199548
Wo lernst du Deutsch?
Wie gefällt dir die Sprache?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:LJWzxrE4 Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:54:56 No.1199720 Report

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>>1199583
Hello, not Austrian man.
Wie geht es den Kängurus?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ICR6oz// Tue 27 Jun 2017 09:59:04 No.1199741 Report

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>reading through this thread
REEEEEEEEEEE I SPENT FUCKING YEARS SO I COULD READ THIS
The only thing that i accomplished isnt worth shit, i need a helium tank, /bant/
Also for some reason i dont give a fuck when someone cant spell in english properly, but when it comes to other languages i feel butthurt.
I might be broken ;-;

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EQt2texQ Tue 27 Jun 2017 10:07:23 No.1199780 Report

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>>1199675

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 10:14:49 No.1199813 Report

Quoted By: >>1199862

Das ist ein könig-tier detektive tv-program für Deutch studieren:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K5d7BfjE3Hc

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YDoaulAR Tue 27 Jun 2017 10:24:19 No.1199862 Report

Quoted By: >>1200075

>>1199813
Suomi neekeri

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sbAV750A Tue 27 Jun 2017 10:40:04 No.1199955 Report

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Hallo ich liebe Deutschland

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UGusCKTA Tue 27 Jun 2017 10:49:13 No.1200075 Report

Quoted By:

>>1199862
Deutche türkhund

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