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I am from Hawaii, or "Batu island" as we call it. It's a beautiful place, and look at this. Some of the best food you can get. We call them "Mahu". They are delicious and served all over. You can just walk into a bar anywhere on the island and get one. Timidness is frowned on, just go into a bar or restaurant and say loudly the famous local phrase: "I NEED SOME MAHUS IN MY OKOLE (Stomach) RIGHT NOW!" and just sit back and wait for local hospitality. This is traditionally a male request, so let the men do the work and the women can just sit back. There are different flavors of Mahu, the Popolo Mahu, Haole Mahu, Pake Mahu, you can specify what kind of Mahu you want when you announce your request - "I want as many Popolo Mahus in my okole as I can get!" Always filling. Very few guys can stop after their first Mahu.
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This is so discusting. Food for the degenerates.
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>>12007140 brah this is kinda funny but not the place to post it. Try sending it to HHH
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>>12007140 That's jazzed up spam (sludge posing as meat)
It is nigger tier
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>>12007140 Good try OP I knew you were up to something.
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>>12007140 It's funny you people gobble down the most disgusting semen-looking "food" on the face of the earth and smile and ask for seconds like the good little poi-sluts you are
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>>12007140 Yawn, this tired pasta again?
Hey guise put dicks in me, lolololoo
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I tried to buy a hot carl last time I was in the US, but people don't seem to know what it is. Is it just a regional delicacy?
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>>12007140 toppest kek based mahu poster
t. also from hawaii
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Aloha, I'm from Alaska. I shot a glacier once.
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>>12007145 It's just rice, spam and seaweed, probably better than whatever you monkeys eat. It's not very popular here either.
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>>12007150 >It's just rice, spam and seaweed, I thought it was a tranny.
>been to Hawaii Anonymous
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>>12007148 werd up. wailupe neighborhood checkin in
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>>12007140 Sounds good.. but I prefer pakalolo brah.
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>>12007150 i was talking about poi, you poi gobbler
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This is exclusively a S.Korean thing. OP is a faggot gook.
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>>12007149 Based 10mm pilled.
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Hawaii fag here. I regularly go to tverns and say "I NEED SOME MAHUS IN MY OKOLE (Stomach) RIGHT NOW!" then turn around 360 degrees and get some ice cream
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>>12007140 >Spam sushi Yea military surplus food.
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>>12007140 Oh Brah. Howzit? Stay ono, one Mahu sandwich broke dah mouth. Dey get it, one popolo Doni brah. Big Moke pu’a’a pole for da’ kine. Meannn huh?
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>>12007140 Hawaiians are sluts. I've fucked my fat Hawaiian/Asian mother in law for God sake
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>>12007150 It's extremely popular there. You eat poverty tier food because you spend all your money on your tiny little shacks
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>tfw am unironically mahu but family hates fags What the fuck do i do Hawaii bros?
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Spam, rice and seaweed? All imported from the mainland except the seeweed.
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Guam rules! Hawaii sucks! All those stupid haoles out there think they are hot shit.
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why would you post this shit instead of some srs bsns poke or loco moco you haole fuck?
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>>12007143 It’s jap food that’s been niggered.
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>>12007142 >brah this is kinda funny To a MERRYFAT FATTENER FAT maybe.
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>>12007169 It's jap food that's been flipped. Flips, and Asians in general, love Spam.
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>>12007140 thats fucking SPAM wrapped in rice
americans will call it both healthy and sushi
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Never take food recommendations from the obese.
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>>12007140 I want to eat that so goddamn much! AHHHH.
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