I fucking hate Belgium. Stupid fucking waffles that aren't even fucking good. You know what are fucking good? Good old classic American Eggos. And your stupid piss beer. And your terrible fucking posts. Holy fucking shit Belgium, your posts are beyond this plane of retardation. Never change. You are the bottom of the totem pole here Belgium, you are the reason I wake up with a smile, because I know I will never be a Belgian shitposter. I will never have to look in the mirror and see a Belgian staring back at me.