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"Boobs v/s butts
Interestingly, all men are actually ass-men—they just don’t know it. Breasts are believed to mimic the posterior in shape and form and therefore, men who prefer breasts actually prefer butts.
Now, you might say this theory isn’t airtight (fart joke, ha-ha); that it brings up the issue of whether the chicken came first or the egg. What if the butt is the one that’s mimicking the breasts? I’ll use evolutionary science to answer this one. Men actually go for butts because a full posterior is a sign of women’s fertility. A big butt, wide hips, etc send a primal signal to the man that the woman will be able to bear him children. And since the breasts’ job of feeding the children comes after having them…. Hence and therefore, the butt comes before the breast. You’re welcome."
