Sup faggots, thought I'd let you come along for the magical journey that is playing one of God's people in his chosen game, Crusader Kings 3.
So lets get started with the character creation. I don't want other rulers assessing me as a threat so I naturally go for the shortest stature possible without taking dwarfism and boost my intrigue skill. I start the game at age 39 as this is the average age jews manage to crawl their way out of Satan's Pit. Next I take greedy, deceitful and gluttonous as my personality traits as the game doesn't allow jews to start with anything else, finishing that off with avaricious, shrewd and schemer for maximum dickery. Finally I change my sexuality to asexual to devote my love solely to money and then pick the Emerate of Palestine and begin the game.