Fuck it. Friend of a friend of Lucas.
I know from direct sources that the entire premise of the first 3 "Star Wars" films are supposed to represent Nazis vs Jews. And Lucas is a closet white supremacist who feels "sick to his stomach" that he sold the franchise to "them."
The Empire is obviously the Nazis. This has been objectively stated many times based on 1930's German Military costume similarities, the use of Storm Troopers. Vader with his light sabre drawn are black and red, et cetera... The symbolism isn't exactly hidden.
And the Jedi are nothing more than Jews. The Jedi are described as a very ancient religion. One that does not yet have a Messiah; they're tasked with defeating the Empire.
The kicker, Lucas told me, is that nobody ever figured out "A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away" meant all life on earth was started by Jedi, the Jews. And that the Nazis didn't just happen to become an overnight Fascist regime capable of conquering the entire planet; Adolf Hitler did indeed have some interstellar visitors who passed along the message. Defeat the Jews, before they defeat you.
He was laughing hysterically as he told me about Chewbacca. Chewbacca is sasquatch. Earthly proof that Star Wars "universe" species came to this planet at some point between "A long time ago," and now.
Anyway, I figured i've held this retarded bit of insider info far too long. I never wanted this to make TMZ or anything, but I figured if anyone deserved to know the keking truth behind the whole franchise, there it is.
I never would've leaked this, except George pissed me off recently. There were about 15 people in a room, some of us knew each other, some of us didn't, we were talking AMC, and he says ever so smugly, "I hope Melvin drags all those internet yahoos to the bottom of the lake."
Most of us were stunned. I knew he was an asshole, but George, if you're reading this, I've always thought you a low IQ weirdo.
