The mango has landed. A lot of commotion is to be expected, mainly on Air Force One. Trust the plan. In only two more weeks, the deadman's switch will be activated. All mangos are set to explode. With that in mind, watch for the sweater with a loose thread. Tango tango five-five-eight-twelve. Patriots are in control, cruise control. Briefcase bombs inbound, do not be distracted by the BOOBA. The BOOBA is a ploy, meant to divert your eyes from the real mango. Alpha Centauri would be pleased to hear about the progress of the Patriots, in their acts against the deep state Mango Farmers. Did the statues drink milk? Many signs and wonders point to yes. Look for a bleeding heart to be lost in the streets of Seattle. This is not a drill. Agents have been deployed, to ease the flow of traffic in that area. God knows, the streets can be tough. Expect corn pop to arrive with a special basket full of NSA leaked documents about the milk drinking statues. By now you should be aware, of the coded message. You have been warned, this will shake the world to its core, and propel us into a new hyper-dimensional space age where hurricanes rotate BACKWARDS and milk drinking statues are in full control. But that was always a contingency plan. Patriots are still in the White House. They walk with bare feet, to avoid activation of the linoleum floor laser grid. They disguise themselves as Joe Biden in disguise, and they pretend to be mangos. This is not a drill. The patriots are deep in it now, they have obtained the CODES needed to take control of project MELLON. Project MELLON is the opposite of a pizza party. The top general has been debriefed about the suitcase; the suitcase contains the CODES as well as the laptop needed to activate all almonds across the globe. Keep a low profile around milk drinking statues from this point forward. Allegiances are in the air, but things have never looked more promising.
