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>plot Ah damn it. You've been captured during a war against the invading arume. You are now their prisoner of war and now you dwell in a prison, on a different planet. This planet is the homeworld of arume, and they're blood thirsty. You don't like it here. You're used to earth. So, your goal is to get to earth and finish what the arume started.>rules -your rolls will vary in success at the mercy of the last two digits at the end -you find the value of the last two digits by reversing their places (e.g. 20 would actually be 02) -if your roll goes below a 20, expect things to go wrong>setting -you live in your own individual cells -you are in a prison, and some of the arume are sympathetic, and possibly interested in you -inmates are free to meet eachother in their cells or during meal times, this gives you time to socialize>episode 1 4 anons are brought into the prison. One of them starts to scare the guards, and 2 other anons start chatting up the other guards. They have dinner, and everything is calm until a fight breaks out. A man named Jason is thrown around, and has a gun pointed to him, he takes it and points it at the guard. Everyone drops their jaws and everything they have, including weapons. Now the 4 anons have a gun.>episode 2 One anon gets incredibly lucky and finds 2 maps of the prison and city, a gun, and a bunch of grenades. Another anon finds another map. Now confident since they have these things, they start a plan. Unfortunately, it backfires and one of the arume guards (c1g1, the guard one of the anons talks to) hears it and shit hits the fan. She is knocked out by Jason, one of the anons loots her. She wakes up and she calls a silent alarm, which then Jason and Noob are sent to fight in a death tournament to the amusement of the arume. Meanwhile, Bill, spends some time with c1g3 (an arume guard) in her own room. You fill in the details. Rock n' Roll.
Anonymous
>>1207061 i sit down waiting for the tournament to start, after all it wouldn't be my first time fighting for someones entertainment
Anonymous
>>1207086 >jason looks at the door, waiting to hear it unlock >he clenches his fists while the veins in his arms show >he smirks I can just feel my heart pumping. Can't you, Noob?
OP
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>>1207061 >>1207104 (whoops, forgot name)
Gideon Crawforde
>>1207061 "Were the slaves spread across your empire? Or are they on this planet?"
OP
>>1207119 91
>c1g1 looks at you with a skeptical look They're on this planet, are you planning on freeing them?
Anonymous
>>1207104 >i smirk "i haven't been this nervous ever since my first mma bout."
Gideon Crawforde
>>1207135 "And how would I be able to do that?"
>Gideon looks down with a troubled face "My wife is amongst them, I just wanted to know if she was still alive and where she was."
>Looks up "So is this tournament starting soon Leila?"
OP
>>1207157 >the door unlocks >jason kicks the door open >he walks out >you both are in a stadium filled with thousands of arume >they seem to be excited about something, from all the clamoring >the other door opens (roll to see how strong your opponent is)
>>1207170 07
>c1g1 gets incredibly envious >she says with a sour face Who is your wife?
Anonymous
OP
>>1207221 12
>the guy that comes from the other side of the door is fit >he walks with strong confidence and an an intimidating attitude >he is carrying a belt of knives >he looks at you with a smile Fresh meat, eh?
>he pulls out one of his knives Fresh meat is always the most tender to cut.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1207211 "Huh? She's a slave now and I'll never be able to see her again, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, mate, she made some fuckin' killer bacon n' eggs as well."
>Pauses for a bit "I don't really want to talk about her now, maybe another time. Looks like the match is about to start though."
>Forces a smile Anonymous
>>1207255 "you want to carve me up with those little knives?"
i rev my chainsaw
"now this is what you use to carve a man"
>i say this to try and intimidate him Anonymous
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>>1207061 This is a dumb fuck "roll" thread.
OP
>>1207294 49
>she says with a frown >she looks down You would rather see her again then be here with me, right?
>>1207295 59
>he is slightly intimidated >he is surprised too Where'd you get one of those? You know what, it won't matter. I'm going to take it from you.
>he walks slowly to you with one knife in his leading hand Anonymous
>>1207342 >i charge at him with the chainsaw dodging any knives >i try to saw him in half Gideon Crawforde
>>1207342 "She's my wife. I'd give anything to see her again. But I'm grateful to have you here, I'm not sure what I'd do without having you to talk to."
Noobleone
OP
>>1207369 96
>he is sawed in half >his buddy runs in >jason sees him Nope.
>he trips the guys buddy >he body slams him and breaks his spine >>1207387 78
>she smiles a little Maybe you can visit her.
Noobleone
>>1207396 "ha! looks like you don't need any help jason"
>i look at the crowd "who's next! maybe one of you would like to go around with me?... that's what i thought! cowards all of you!"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1207396 "You would take me, a prisoner, to see his wife? Why are you so kind, my dear?"
>Sees the tournament "I knew that Noob would be ok."
OP
>>1207444 TRIPS
>suddenly you hear an explosion from your cell >you go to check it out for a moment >>1207433 dubs
>speaker calls The survivors must go back to their room for 5 minutes.
>the door opens >there are guns in the room Gideon Crawforde
>>1207482 "What in tarnation!"
>Go to see what the explosion was Noobleone
>>1207482 >if there's dual wield pistols then i take them >if not then i take a shotgun OP
>>1207496 >you look and see there is a hole in the wall >there is a big crate >it is full of weapons: an rpg, an uzi, a revolver, a pistol, a shotgun, and a machine gun, all with a shit ton of ammo Jimmy McTavish
It seems that this tournament is the only thing around fer entertainment. Maybe after this is over, I can show ye something else that's fun.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1207506 >Makes mental note "Hmm, interesting..."
>Returns to the cafeteria >Sits down with Leila "It was nothing. So what were we talking about?"
OP
>>1207501 >you take 2 pistols >jason takes a dual barrel shotgun >he cocks the shotgun Damn, haven't held one of these in 70 years.
OP
>>1207522 dubs
>the arume looks at you with a puzzled look >she says curiously Like what?
>>1207523 About you seeing your wife. Does this hurt you, knowing your wife is a prisoner? I'm sorry if you do.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1207539 "The pain is far less than that which I would've felt had she been dead. The fact that she's alive is warming."
>He smiles Noobleone
>>1207524 "i can't believe they actually gave us guns..."
>i wait for the next match Jimmy McTavish
>>1207539 It's somethin that two people can do together. If you'd be so kind ta accompany me to my cell later, I'll show ye.
OP
>>1207598 89
>she thinks what could it be?
>>1207575 >the door unlocks >it opens by itself >you see that the floor is ice Noobleone
OP
>>1207627 72
>you dont slip on the floor thanks to your high roll >jason walks out too >he looks around Man, the arume are so cold.
Noobleone
>>1207651 >i look around >is the crowd free to shoot at? or is it covered with bullet proof glass or something? OP
>>1207677 dubs
>there is no roof, everyone is unprotected >thanks obama >the arume empress looks down Hey? What happened to that other guy?
>jason says He had to split.
Noobleone
>>1207698 >how far away is the empress? Anonymous
What the hell is happening ITT?
OP
>>1207706 60
>she is half a kilometer away from you >>1207714 a death tournament.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1207557 "So, you said that I'd maybe be able to see my wife again?"
OP
>>1207730 03
>she gets a call >she frowns from what she hears >she hangs up Giddy... about your wife...
Anonymous
>>1207724 The Arume literally allah ackbar'd earth and flooded the sea with bio weapons when they invaded. They value self-sacrifice above all else.
Why would they take prisoners and transport them back to their home planet? Especially men, who they don't need at all?
Noobleone
>>1207724 >i walk closer to the empress "dear empress it's nice to finally see you!"
>i signal jason to follow my lead "i'm honored that you would watch me fight."
OP
>>1207749 94
>she is somewhat flattered >she says in a nice way I like that you pay attention to me... but... you should pay attention to your opponent.
>>1207745 dunno.
Anonymous
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>>1207061 >some of the arume are sympathetic, and possibly interested in you They're basically space lesbians, why would they be interested in these guys?
Noobleone
>>1207745 this is an alternate universe, none of that stuff may have happened
Anonymous
>>1207757 Then why even involve the Blue Drop lore at all?
Gideon Crawforde
Noobleone
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>>1207764 i don't know, we just use the word arume, and the fact that they invaded us
OP
>>1207767 76
>she sweats a little >she fakes a smile Ummm... nothing!
Noobleone
>>1207755 "just watch us empress, we will kill him for you. i'll make it entertaining for you and the crowd. hopefully you can repay the favor one day"
>i wait for my opponent Gideon Crawforde
>>1207796 "Ok. So you were saying I might be able to see her?"
OP
>>1207799 double dubs
>the empress falls off her seat >she falls into the stadium >due to your incredible roll no one is watching >she is almost point blank from you Noobleone
>>1207814 >i signal jason to follow my lead again >i rush over to the empress and help her up "are you okay dear empress? this was a bad time to fall... there are a ton of humans here that want to kill you... my opponents are coming out soon... don't worry i'll protect you"
OP
>>1207833 dubs
>she looks up at you >she hugs you Thank you dear prisoner, what is your name?
Noobleone
>>1208049 "my name? why i go by the name of Noobleone. just stay behind me and we might be able to make it out of here alive"
>i stand in front of her waiting for my opponent OP
>>1208059 95
O-Okay...
>she hides behind him >she peeks over to see what is going on >the opponent is a guy in shades >he has a stoic face to him >he is walking towards you OP
>>1207811 dubs
W-Well, you can't, she escaped on a pod without our knowing...
Noobleone
>>1208085 "and who the fuck are you?"
>i point my gun at him OP
>>1208114 >he laughs >he points to the gun Be careful where you point that thing. If you hit the ice, you'll fall and freeze before your even realize it.
Noobleone
>>1208150 >i signal jason to follow my lead >we slowly start walking back away from him "and... what'll happen to you big guy? you won't freeze"
OP
>>1208194 No, no I won't freeze. You see, the arume have done genetic tests on prisoners before, and I am one of them. I can make my metabolism go into hyper drive and radiate massive amounts of heat, and it's not limited to just heat, but electricity. I can move water with this electricity like so.
>a big ice pillar appears from under him >it raises him 10 meters high Gideon Crawforde
>>1208106 "What!? How can it be? Where could she have gone?"
>He puts his face in his hands clearly distraught OP
>>1208276 Giddy... she is going to earth. Where else would she go? She even thinks you're still there... oh how funny.
Noobleone
>>1208248 >i signal jason to shoot the ice pillar with the shot gun to break it, then he will fall off of it >i also shoot it Gideon Crawforde
>>1208288 "Funny. Oh well, there goes my chance at seeing her."
>He stands up a tear runs down his face "I'll be in my cell, I've lost my appetite for this tournament."
>Leave back to my cell and push my chair in front of the crate >Lay down on my bed OP
>>1208302 20
>jason cocks his shotgun >he shoots the pillar >pillar doesn't budge >same thing happens with noob >the guy says Fools! This is a thick sheet of ice! Mere bullets can't do anything to this. Don't underestimate the power of- wait a minute. I haven't even told you my name. The name is Thermo. Anyways, don't underestimate my power!
>he jumps behind the pillar >it suddenly explodes outward towards jason and noob with coarse particles (roll to dodge and attack)
Noobleone
>>1208319 i take the empress and dodge, while at the same time shooting at him, making sure not to shoot the ground
OP
>>1208311 >she looks at him walk away >she feels terrible for saying it was funny >she walks to gideon's cell Giddy?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1208338 >Lays on the bed "Yes?"
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1208343 >Lying on the bed* OP
>>1208343 I'm sorry for what I said, I didn't think she meant that much to you, so I thought it would be something light. Is there anything I can do to help you feel better?
>>1208336 63
>you dodge the particles >since your roll wasn't high enough to do both actions, you only dodge his attacks, and he dodges your shots >thermo walks over to noob and the empress My what a lovely lady you have there. Hand her over and I'll make your death quick.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1208363 "It's ok we all do things we regret, the fact that you feel bad shows how caring you are. As for what you can do... What do you think if the current arume Empress?"
Noobleone
>>1208363 >i smirk "ha, you idiot. walking over to me like that... a bigger target..."
>since i have dual wield, i aim a little to the left of his face and shoot. >he's is going to go right to dodge >at the same time i use my other pistol and shoot his chest multiple times while he dodges to the right OP
>>1208385 I dislike her. She doesn't know what she is doing.
OP
>>1207061 I wake up in my cell, my name is Shrek, a powerful ogremancer, particularly skilled in the lore of onions.
Shrek
>>1208419 SHit nigga forgot to change my name.
Gideon Crawforde
>>1208415 "Ok. I think I just need some time to myself, than you."
Gideon Crawforde
OP
>>1208414 41
>only one bullet hits him, and that is in the chest >the other bullets get repelled and shot off in random directions You've disappointed me. I thought you were much smarter than that.
>he holds out his hand >he shoots you into the wall with lightning (roll to break free)
>>1208428 >>1208419 wait are you serious?
>>1208436 >she nods >she walks back to her position Shrek
>>1208443 Thank you for the image. That one is particularity powerful.
Shrek
>>1208453 I am incredibly serious.
OP
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>>1208462 (ok then)
>an arume notices the ogremancer >she thinks to herself what kind of human is this?
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1208459 All Mikes are powerful, they are responsible for everything that happens on this planet.
Shrek
>>1208453 My first action is to mediate in my cell, I need to regain the ogremancy I lost during my imprisonment.
Noobleone
>>1208453 "ha, tell that to the whole in your chest. also while you were focused on me, you forgot that there was another opponent."
>jason shoots him point blank with a shotgun from behind OP
>>1208494 >thermo is hit >he stops >he freezes in pain >he collapses >jason says Man, you had ONE shot.
>he chuckles >he helps noob up >>1208482 28
>your ogremancy is very slow at regaining today Noobleone
>>1208512 "nice shot."
>i turn to the empress "are you alright? did he hurt you anywhere?"
>i check her for wounds Shrek
>>1208512 Concentrate and focus on swamp lore while chanting.
>Ne'huu mahr'a k-k'ga swom! OP
>>1208520 02
>she is cut up from all the ice >she passed out from all the stress >thermo gets up Damn, that kinda hurt.
>he turns to jason >>1208521 12
>an arume guard yells to you: Shut up!
Shrek
>>1208532 RIP OFF MY INMATE JUMPSUIT TO REVEAL 18 INCH FLACCID OGRE COCK!
OP
>>1208541 14
>it turns out your penis size is actually 18 millimeters Noobleone
>>1208532 >oh shit >i catch her and set her down >i turn to her guards "aren't you going to help us?"
>as he's turned his back on me >i shoot both his ankles multiple times so he can't stand up anymore Shrek
>>1208550 I begin to masturbate furiously to increase my ogredrive.
OP
>>1208562 26
>your hand gets tired quick from the lack of ogremance >>1208559 95
>his ankles are hit >he collapses Damn it!
>jason puts his shotgun to thermo's forehead >jason cocks the shotgun This is going to blow your mind.
>he shoots thermo in the head >thermo's head explodes Shrek
>>1208588 I begin to pant rapidly, as a last ditch effort to bring me great ogre magic I bite a small chunk out of my arm, paint a rune with my blood on the wall, and chant traditional ogre chants.
Shrek
Noobleone
>>1208588 "you're so cool jason!"
>i go to the empress >pick her up in my arms >i yell at the arume "we need a medic!"
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1208599 >Ogremancey fully charged OP
>>1208599 >the arume guard is already gone >she got bored >>1208606 >an arume nurse comes and takes the empress away >they put her next to the chink in the hospital Shrek
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>>1208612 What about my fuckin' ogremancy????
OP
>>1208612 >since you got dubs, its fully charged Noobleone
>>1208612 >i talk to jason "so now what? do we get a reward or something?"
Shrek
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>>1208633 Excellent.
My next course of action is to make my schlong 23 inches long with the ogremancy, if I get good digits, I will also gain super strength.
OP
>>1208638 >jason looks at noob Nah, I want something to eat.
>jason walks to the front door and kicks it open >he walks through it while whistling Noobleone
>>1208664 "well shit... "
>i go talk to the guard "i would like to see the empress, i saved her life after all, while all of you just stood there and watched"
OP
>>1208705 >she chuckles >with a smirk No.
Shrek
Is OP ignoring my ogremancy? Ogremancy has to be real, he acknowledged it when I failed, now he hath abandoned me in my times of success? Shame on thee.
Noobleone
>>1208724 "what? why? i saved her! can i at least get a message to her?"
OP
>>1208749 (I'm just waiting for you to do something that requires a response from something or someone else)
>>1208751 You may have survived, human, but that doesn't mean we must treat you equally. So what is the message that you want to send to her?
Shrek
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>>1208749 I scream for the Arume to come help me, there is something horribly wrong!
Noobleone
>>1208782 "tell her i would like to speak with her... tell her it's Noobleone she knows me... we're cool"
OP
>>1208799 dubs
Oh wait she knows you? Never mind, you can visit her.
>she makes way Noobleone
>>1208813 >i go to see her Shrek
Apparently the gods did not hear me, I SCREAMED FOR THE ARUME GUARDS BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING DEEPLY WRONG WITH ME!!!!
OP
>>1208880 >an arume guard comes over to you >>1208819 >you see her in the hospital >she is sleeping .she is bandaged almost all over
Shrek
>>1208939 "Help me laddy, I think there is something wrong with me chest! You need to get me to the infirmary laddy!"
OP
>>1208952 25
>the arume guard laughs There's nothing wrong with you.
Noobleone
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>>1208939 >since she's sleeping, i bring a chair and wait for her to wake up >i talk to one of the nurses "so... did you watch the tournament?"
Shrek
>>1208965 "LADDY I AM FUCKING DYING"
>Try to force myself to vomit. OP
>>1208974 >the arume guard is disturbed >she says Okay, someone get this guy to the hospital.
>they take you to the hospital Shrek
>>1208994 While they are getting me to the hospital, I jump up and kick one of them in the face, I prepare to tackle another one.
Shrek
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>>1208999 >Holy >Fucking >Shit Noobleone
>>1208999 "what the fuck are you doing?"
Shrek
>>1209022 "'bout to give tf out of this anime place, chinks disgust me. Ogremancy permit me."
Noobleone
>>1209042 "well why in the infirmary you idiot?"
Shrek
>>1209049 "I NEEDED TO GET OUT OF MY CELL FIRST NIGGA"
Jimmy McTavish
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>Jimmy McTavish watches in shock as the mess that was made of the arena is cleaned up. Well then. It looks like that's the end of that. Since the tournament's over, I guess ye can escort me to my cell.
Noobleone
>>1209056 "well you're out... "
>i whisper "nigga... i'm about to bust outta here... don't ruin it for me."
Shrek
>>1209070 >CONJURE MORE OGREMANCY BY JACKING OF MY 23 INCH LONG GREEN OGRE COCK Noobleone
>>1209083 "dude... what the fuck..."
Shrek
>>1209089 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Noobleone
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>>1209097 (the thread's over now)
"oh god..."
Jimmy McTavish
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Yep, it's over. See ya, everyone. I'll be in therapy.
Big nigga tyrone
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>Big nigga tyrone wakes up in his cell "Ayo arume bitch gibs me dat ass ayo"
Anonymous
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>>1207061 This seems like an important thread. Here you go!