>>1207852to my malcontent anon who posted on /bant/
asking how to debase his neighbour's truck
providing shit reason in such summer season
simply is bait of the highest of treason
it could be perhaps that your waistline's tight
or your head isn't screwed on just right
still, wait for the windows to snuff out all light
and sneak into their yard on a moonless night
armed with a bucket of soapy water and sponge
stay low, quiet, for truck make a lunge
in circular motion spread your sinister concoction
be quick in your locomotion - as not to cause a commotion
once your grinchy deed is done, op you'll be glad
and come morning im sure your neighbours well be sad
