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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:03:16 No.12082243 View View Reply Original Report

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>tfw hundreds of eons of evolution gave you schizophrenia for enough pattern recognition to do math but in so has taken you out of the gene pool because you're a nerd
......get back in the water stupid fish

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Anonymous ID:eoStj4gV Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:04:07 No.12082245 Report

Quoted By: >>12082248

nerds are for bully and pain

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:06:50 No.12082248 Report

Quoted By: >>12082253

>>12082245
>society a product of hundreds of eons of evolution through a combination of nurture and nature have also made you a coomer
Aadiafnbadnfbdbag!

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Anonymous ID:eoStj4gV Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:08:38 No.12082253 Report

Quoted By: >>12082257 >>12082286

>>12082248
hey being a coomer is intrinsically linked to evolution when u think about it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:14:42 No.12082257 Report

Quoted By: >>12082263

>>12082253
fish should've just stayed in the water

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Anonymous ID:eoStj4gV Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:17:48 No.12082263 Report

Quoted By: >>12082264 >>12082272

>>12082257
u mad monke boi?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:19:05 No.12082264 Report

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>>12082263
yes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/ue+YBlt Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:22:38 No.12082272 Report

Quoted By: >>12082276 >>12082280

>>12082263
Why do fish always look so stupid?

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Anonymous ID:eoStj4gV Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:25:05 No.12082276 Report

Quoted By: >>12082280

>>12082272
why human always depressed??

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:29:45 No.12082280 Report

Quoted By: >>12082629

>>12082272
Small brain.
>>12082276
Big brain.

Trust me I'm a scientist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1+J9Qp9Z Sun 07 Feb 2021 07:42:20 No.12082286 Report

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>>12082253
the word "coomer" doesn't exist. stop using fake and misspelled words, mr. queensland sir!

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Anonymous ID:l6EczRJj Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:10:01 No.12082619 Report

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math is ez af, is just practice and learning patterns

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Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:15:09 No.12082629 Report

Quoted By: >>12082654

>>12082280
Take your de Broglie spin dynamics elsewhere we're trying to embrace monke.

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:24:55 No.12082654 Report

Quoted By: >>12082692

>>12082629
This is exactly what I'm talking about....go back to the jungle monke....

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Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:34:39 No.12082692 Report

Quoted By: >>12082806

>>12082654
Join us...
No longer do you have to care about the stress of physics...
There is no signifigant figures, no multidimentional calculus, no goddamn air resistance...
Only b a n a n a

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:39:45 No.12082806 Report

Quoted By: >>12082891

>>12082692
I cant....they're still there and the numbers haunt me. Just knowing that I exist is too much. There's no going back. So long as things have mass I'll have the equations showing me why.
Call evolution. Tell them to kill the humanity project. They'll listen to me I'm a scientist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:45:47 No.12082891 Report

Quoted By: >>12082900

>>12082806
Oh you poor foolish human, you already killed evolution. You hijacked the system it worked on and are now driving it into the ground. The only way to stop it is to give in to monke
OOH
OOO
AAH

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:49:54 No.12082900 Report

Quoted By: >>12082920

>>12082891
OOOH OOH AAHAHAHHAHhh....I can't do it. My mind is just locked on the fact that the universe isn't slowing down in its expansion but accelerating.

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Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 10:58:10 No.12082920 Report

Quoted By: >>12082928

>>12082900
THE UNIVERSE DOESN'T EXIST OUTSIDE MONKE SENSE
THERE IS BANANA
THERE IS BIG SCARY PREDATOR
NICE BIG TREES
NO BIG UNIVERSE
if tree fall in forest, and no monke around to see it, tree not fall at all.
give in to it. let the brain free. all it takes, is bash head with rock, and forget it all...

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:03:54 No.12082928 Report

Quoted By: >>12082949

>>12082920
Banana has mass.
Predator has mass.
Tree has mass.
Universe has mass.
WHY?!
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY?!

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:06:06 No.12082936 Report

Quoted By: >>12082953

Look at this smug motherfucker just taunting me.
Fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:12:22 No.12082949 Report

Quoted By: >>12082959

>>12082928
Because it does, now shut up and throw rock at berry tribe for trying to steal waterhole.

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Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:13:49 No.12082953 Report

Quoted By: >>12082959 >>12082961

>>12082936
Oooh ooh aah.
Higgs field look like hill
See over trees from hill
Think too hard, fall down hill, f a l s e b a n a c c u u m

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:16:54 No.12082959 Report

Quoted By:

>>12082949
>>12082953
You fool! You forgot about the banadratic function. Now banana never never.

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:17:11 No.12082961 Report

Quoted By: >>12082978

>>12082953

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:21:31 No.12082978 Report

Quoted By: >>12082979

>>12082961
Ahh ooo ooh aah
Banana not curve perfect all way
Monke must guess
Monke use number of finger order taylor series
Banana proved experimentally
Checkmooh ooh AAH AAAH homo stupian

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:23:07 No.12082979 Report

Quoted By: >>12082985

>>12082978
Anon I don't know who the hell you are but you're the literal best. I got nothing left m8. Fucking top shit. I wish I could digitally buy you a beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:25:45 No.12082985 Report

Quoted By: >>12082987

>>12082979
Monke no want beer
Monke just want peace

Np dude glad to distract you from taking the math seriously

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:28:22 No.12082987 Report

Quoted By: >>12083002

>>12082985
Thanks anon. I needed that. As a gift I give to you a 2 part gift.
The first is forbidden knowledge. The second is we now are on the same watch list.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:35:13 No.12083002 Report

Quoted By: >>12083011

>>12082987
This is America, the FBICIANSABBQ has bigger fish to fry than two monkeys on 4chan knowing how to DIY 1/3th of a gun. Probably looking more at the people who actually bought a gun instead of this.

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:38:23 No.12083011 Report

Quoted By: >>12083026

>>12083002
Monke mix funny tasting thing in bowl and put bowl in fire now half of tribe dead. Alphabet monke watch you now too.

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Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:46:17 No.12083026 Report

Quoted By: >>12083041

>>12083011
Dunno if i'll ever use this, but thanks. This is why I prefer to be monke.
Take care, and if the numbers that haunt you start being "angelic" or something then see a therapist. Unless you wanna end up playing the lead role in a elementary school pathetic rendition of a Beautiful Mind as Russel Crow's stunt double.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 11:54:58 No.12083041 Report

Quoted By: >>12083050

>>12083026
>start being "angelic" or something
heheheheheheeheeee.......
>Revelations
>meaning unknown FACT
>20th verse
>2nd and 1st lines
>And I saw an angel coming down out of heaven, having the key to the Abyss and holding in his hand a great chain.
>He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years
I WILL NOT TAKE MY MEDS THEY MAKE THE NUMBERS GO AWAY
YEAR
OF
JUDGEMENT

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Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:01:29 No.12083050 Report

Quoted By: >>12083054

>>12083041
Wait, didn't you say you wanted the numbers to dissapoof from existence?

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:04:22 No.12083054 Report

Quoted By: >>12083061

>>12083050
I've accepted they cannot be stopped even if I return to monke. Might as well embrace the madness.
2 realities much like particles cannot reside in the same place at the same time.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:07:57 No.12083061 Report

Quoted By: >>12083071

>>12083054
That's quitter attitude.
Given enough time, spite, and monke on a typewriter fisted nonsense, the Pauli Exclusion Principle can go choke and die, just like your metaphor would at the same time.
Just...
give it a few centuries...

...probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:17:12 No.12083071 Report

Quoted By: >>12083077

>>12083061
>give it a few centuries
As if the basic principles change. That's some young earth creationist bullshit that physics changes just because time progresses. In a few centuries humans will have been extinct for 3/4 of those centuries and then it's a moot point.
Monke need quantumnana now >:(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:22:28 No.12083077 Report

Quoted By: >>12083095

>>12083071
Oh no, I didn't mean that physics changes, but that our current grasp of it becomes more refined. From there you do the equivalent of exploiting God's sloppy programming and making physics your bitch.

Hell we already have our eyes on the "exploit" of FTL so to speak. Break that and causality, thermodynamics, everything that basically relies on (T>0) does the equivalent of bluescreen according to current knowledge. Let's see Yahweh try any Flood business when we're in spaaaaace!

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Anonymous ID:8Yp2I6OP Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:33:02 No.12083095 Report

Quoted By: >>12083101

>>12083077
....okay I'm leaving before I ask you to be my bf. I love your big brain a little too much.

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Anonymous ID:t4Lkd/Gb Sun 07 Feb 2021 12:36:20 No.12083101 Report

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>>12083095
I appreciate the backhanded compliment! I'm taken though, so no chances there. I do wish you good luck in getting a loving bf though! I bet you slay mad poon on the way! Take care ^_^

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