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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:34:12 No.12086800 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12086801 >>12086802 >>12086803 >>12086804 >>12086805 >>12086806 >>12086807 >>12086816 >>12086817 >>12086824

How the heck am i supposed to grow my garloid without element 115

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:35:35 No.12086801 Report

Quoted By: >>12086808 >>12086810

>>12086800
This will just create an an unhealthy black market for garloids. People want their garloids

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:37:20 No.12086802 Report

Quoted By: >>12086806

>>12086800
Just jealous it's more attractive than her/it/thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:37:26 No.12086803 Report

Quoted By: >>12086811

>>12086800
>NOOOOO NOT MY HECKING GARLOIDERINOS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:39:19 No.12086804 Report

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>>12086800
This is the type of government overreach the garloid amendment was written for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:39:26 No.12086805 Report

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>>12086800
finally, someone is taking a serious approach to the garloid epidemic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:39:48 No.12086806 Report

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>>12086800
>>12086802

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:40:15 No.12086807 Report

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>>12086800
Sad moment for humanity

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:40:31 No.12086808 Report

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>>12086801
nah all the normies will just shift to buying those shitty knock off ones, zarloids or w/e
they are the "Great Value" of garloids

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:41:12 No.12086809 Report

Quoted By: >>12086812 >>12086813 >>12086814 >>12086815

the fuck is a garloid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:41:37 No.12086810 Report

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>>12086801
My little fellas have been so sad since they found out been secreting iodine all day

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:41:54 No.12086811 Report

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>>12086803
Loool

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:42:13 No.12086812 Report

Quoted By: >>12086825

>>12086809
Garloids are happy little dudes if you treat them right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:42:23 No.12086813 Report

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>>12086809
same

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:42:59 No.12086814 Report

Quoted By: >>12086818

>>12086809
people get high off their secretions, but they must be kept happy or they wont secrete

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:44:01 No.12086815 Report

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>>12086809
Sorta like that ting from funky forest but friendlier, normally

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:44:06 No.12086816 Report

Quoted By: >>12086820

>>12086800
For me, it's Bang's. Always washes down smooth with the most refreshing Root Beer flavor.

The smooth stainless steel look of the can is very popular. I'll walk around carrying my Bang's while drinking it and people always compliment me on the can and ask what I'm drinking out of curiosity.

You can always recognize another Bang's drinker because while you're carrying your can around people will sometimes just walk by with a thumbs up and a smile.

It's delicious! What a great root beer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:44:43 No.12086817 Report

Quoted By: >>12086827

>>12086800
Glad I stocked up before Biden took office.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:46:21 No.12086818 Report

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>>12086814
Thats interesting but maybe you should shut up, fat boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:46:32 No.12086819 Report

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>some retard reads about fingerboxes
>"hey guys i have a funny idea" in discord

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:46:31 No.12086820 Report

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>>12086816
I see you're a man of culture.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:48:00 No.12086821 Report

Quoted By: >>12086823

I got this beautiful Black Sleek Leech specimin from a dealer.
R8.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:48:35 No.12086822 Report

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I saw a garloid at the grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He grunted angrily and spit milk at me. I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept on bumping my leg and spraying milk at me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him do the garloid chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to scoot out the doors with like fifteen distilled water bottles without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mr. Garloid, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and held up a sign his owner had printed that said to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:48:56 No.12086823 Report

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>>12086821
Not a garloid

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:49:06 No.12086824 Report

Quoted By: >>12086826

>>12086800
My garloid likes to have a snack on me every once in awhile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:50:04 No.12086825 Report

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>>12086812
cute baby garloid anon, hope you are feeding it filtered water

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:50:32 No.12086826 Report

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>>12086824
Fat bastard!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Feb 2021 20:51:14 No.12086827 Report

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>>12086817
> implying you can't just easily 3d-print them
Dude, after like the 10ths or 11ths you made your money back. No need to stock up.

Witnessed, btw.

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