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Anonymous ID:kYrGTXdi Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:07:22 No.12090823 View View Reply Original Report

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I'm a pizza delivery guy and theres a hot half-black girl who orders a lot

how do I ask her out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:JoO80Tz7 Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:08:59 No.12090840 Report

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>>12090823
You dont. Youre a pizza delivery guy. You deliver pizza. This is your function. If you were meant to have a mate youd have one already.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/4vDQR5 Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:11:01 No.12090863 Report

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>>12090823
Why would she want a loser like you?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o1tYwyqq Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:11:57 No.12090870 Report

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There is no such thing as "half-black."
There is no such thing as a hot black girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kYrGTXdi Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:12:13 No.12090872 Report

Quoted By: >>12090887 >>12090910

>>12090863
she works at a factory, i deliver there frequently

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kYrGTXdi Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:14:01 No.12090887 Report

Quoted By: >>12090907

>>12090872
also forgot to mention that im a decent looking white guy

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( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)~( ͡ຈ ͜ʖ ͡ຈ) ID:53h2ppnw Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:15:59 No.12090903 Report

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>>12090823
You over left

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o1tYwyqq Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:17:29 No.12090907 Report

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>>12090887
>decent looking
no you're not

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:u/4vDQR5 Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:17:50 No.12090910 Report

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>>12090872
So she definitely gets paid double what you make. You are already low tier to her. She wants an actual man that has a good job so she doesn't have to work at a factory.

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao.

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:nVPJFlLI Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:32:05 No.12090998 Report

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>>12090823
weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FPZCfa7m Mon 08 Feb 2021 02:35:32 No.12091015 Report

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Just ask if she wants to grab a coffe or smth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VmbPfdlZ Mon 08 Feb 2021 03:26:56 No.12091123 Report

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>half black
be sure to call her a nigger. They love that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:AuR9Ypa1 Mon 08 Feb 2021 03:34:49 No.12091141 Report

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>>12090823
The majority of the posters here are either incels or faggots. We can't give good advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:geyl67Jc Mon 08 Feb 2021 04:03:23 No.12091187 Report

Quoted By: >>12091223 >>12091506

>>12090823
Just say "Hey, baby! You want me to stuff your crust for you?", then when she says "Yes, please Mr Pizza delivery guy!", you say, "That'll be about tree fiddy!".

If she looks confused, just yell out, "Goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!", then run away flinging pizza slices everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0M2/B+Au Mon 08 Feb 2021 04:12:18 No.12091204 Report

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ayoooo gurll i got watamelon flavrd condoms in da backseat finna fuck wit chu nom sayin hoe

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:I88kN/Be Mon 08 Feb 2021 04:12:44 No.12091205 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:geyl67Jc Mon 08 Feb 2021 04:19:31 No.12091223 Report

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>>12091187
If that doesn't work, say to her "If you don't go on a date with me, you won't get your cat back!".

If she says "I don't have a cat, Mr Pizza delivery guy?", just say out loud "You do now!", then throw it at her and run away making zoidberg sounds.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:EjiZi+5m Mon 08 Feb 2021 04:21:24 No.12091227 Report

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>>12090823
Kill yourself kike

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QDrLgCNm Mon 08 Feb 2021 04:27:17 No.12091254 Report

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>>12090823
tell her you're trying to turn her into a majestic goose

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:VdgVG5cZ Mon 08 Feb 2021 06:17:23 No.12091455 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NE0wliAH Mon 08 Feb 2021 06:26:42 No.12091473 Report

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>>12090823
Stop harassing customers delusional delivery boy #32142

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ZRa8DtWl Mon 08 Feb 2021 06:54:33 No.12091506 Report

Quoted By: >>12092420

>>12090823
I have never talked with a girl in a romantic sense
>>12091187
>>12091223
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UJH7WNdE Mon 08 Feb 2021 07:08:05 No.12091529 Report

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>>12090823
Call her a nigger and flash white power signs to establish dominance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UJH7WNdE Mon 08 Feb 2021 07:09:57 No.12091533 Report

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>>12091227
>gorefags are back on /bnat/
uhhh iffy but if it keeps the mcfuggen normgies out then ok

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Anonymous ID:geyl67Jc Mon 08 Feb 2021 12:54:03 No.12092420 Report

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>>12091506

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UHGSR1Yp Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:02:19 No.12094011 Report

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>>12090823
Pizza boys dont get girls unless they are fat as fuck

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