>>1209370You think you are funny, but you are not.
But hell, I'll be a nice guy and give you some details of life here.
Trading in my big strong currency(the only currency thay actually matters in the world) for the pesos really makes life easier here. Hell, I could buy a liter of rum every day for the next 3 years and not break a us grand. Could buy every piece of pussy in this town and still have enough to have the local shaman shake the medicine stick at me and slaughter a chicken to make my several STIs go away.
The people treat the white man like a king. Cops open doors for me (as opposed to shooting me on my mobility scooter as you so helpfully were Gunna point out) whenever I shart in mart, I have 3 people looking to help, 1 to clean my ass, 1 to continue my shopping for me, and 1 to custom make me a new pair of pants on the spot. Quite nice.
People complain that the current president is too harsh with the killings of drug dealers. Well Im not. I think he needs to kill the addicts too. Fuck em all, fuck you if you disagree. Go tell him in person that he should be thrown I'm jail and I'll watch as he beats your ass to death in front of a crowd.
This country makes me believe in white privilege.
But all in all I'd love to return to the usa one day because at the end of the day, the usa is the only country that matters. Everyone has eyes on the usa, everyone constantly talks about the usa, everything on most news sites (including the news in this country) talks about the usa atleast twice a day. Meanwhile, the us news only cares about when niggers riot and when their pony loses the race.
Good enough? Wanna tell me the old cliche about how your country doesn't have the crimes stats the usa does? Wanna do the yawn inducing diatribe about Healthcare? Wanna submit an image macro to crumble my Jonathan?
Go ahead. I'm an american. I'm not Gunna read what you will write anyways
