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GEESE HATE THREAD

Anonymous ID:8KFK4ffu Mon 08 Feb 2021 12:02:53 No.12092319 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12092471 >>12092767 >>12092973

/bant/ Geese hate thread

I fucking hate geese with every fiber of my body! They're loud, they never shut up and they're violent disgusting birds.

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
>HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
>HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

Karen

Karen ID:8DBZYK+/ Mon 08 Feb 2021 13:23:29 No.12092471 Report

Quoted By: >>12092685

>>12092319
fuck off paki

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8KFK4ffu Mon 08 Feb 2021 14:36:43 No.12092685 Report

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>>12092471
>Bong
>Paki
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/591577/British-Pakistanis-13-times-more-disabled-children

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0GfUn1A4 Mon 08 Feb 2021 15:02:12 No.12092767 Report

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>>12092319
can confirm. Geese are shit, and they shit soo much. Canadian geese are protected but will shit on everything you love.
When I was a young lad my family was well off. We had a large yard, and the fucking leaf birds would shit all over our driveway, my yard, and when I went out to play I had to avoid their shit. And it was huge turds, hundreds of green turds that I had to avoid stepping in. I'd chase them away every chance I got, but they would still come back.
One day I was wearing boots, this bold mf was like 15 yards away, and I decided it was time to break the law.
Boot in hand, goose lined up, throwing motion performed, target hit. Sadly it just honked its stupid fucking honk like they always did, flapped its retarded large wings, and scurried away like a faggot.
After that, my mom pulled the 21st-century women move, called cops on pop because she a psycho bitch, got him thrown out, stole all his money in court, and I decided to live with him. No more goose at poor boy house, just squirrels. squirrels are cool. Now I help make child support payments and me and pop will outlive the old hag, but I'll always be scared because of her.
I hate geese, I always will.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7/RQdbmR Mon 08 Feb 2021 16:01:03 No.12092973 Report

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>>12092319
I like geese. One time I was meditating at my local lake/park and a big family of geese that was about 30 feet away from me all gathered and surrounded me. They just sat and chilled there with me. No honking, they were all just getting cozy around me for whatever reason. I appreciated their company

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6Ri70vMP Mon 08 Feb 2021 18:11:53 No.12093569 Report

Quoted By: >>12093964

what a coincidence, I was watching some videos of geese attacking people yesterday and thinking how much I dislike them

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:0GfUn1A4 Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:51:05 No.12093964 Report

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>>12093569
thank you, pol brother. feels good to not be alone in my hatred.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8noE+cSM Mon 08 Feb 2021 19:59:14 No.12093997 Report

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say hella yo goose

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:jEeV5oWC Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:14:40 No.12094353 Report

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Don't bully goose

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D/Hg3SyD Mon 08 Feb 2021 20:30:45 No.12094427 Report

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they're cute

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