I still remember going through the /trash/ archive one day reading really old threads. One thread kept popping up, it was some guy talking about how he would visit parks and try to cum on the birds. He would give detailed descriptions of his adventures but because it sounded so crazy I just assumed he was joking. So I had a laugh and kept on clicking through the archive, that's when I saw it. His OP pics up until now had just been normal photos of birds in a park, but this time it was different, the bird had cum on it. He was really doing it. I must have PTSD or some shit because now whenever I see a sick bird (he said the healthy ones would fly away from him) all I can think about is some freak running up and cumming on them.