>>12100106>Racemixing with Asians is idealSo there I was carrying around my can of Bang's root beer and this cute Asian girl approached to compliment me on the stylish can and ask what I was drinking. After a short conversation I added her number to my phone without even spilling a drop. I'm sure she was impressed.
A few days later I asked her out to go get a Bang's root beer float at our local soda bar and she agreed saying she'd never tried a Bang's before. What an honor it was going to be to introduce her to such a product. I knew she was in for big surprise!
After we met up at the bar the drinks were poured and we sat at the table trying them out. To me, the taste was heaven. The smooth brown flavor of the Bang's root beer married perfectly with white vanilla ice cream. It was like they were made for each other.
Shortly after my first couple sips, however, I heard a loud gurgling sound. I felt my stomach but everything seemed fine and I felt fine. Another loud gurgle. This time I realized that it was coming from my Asian girl date. To my disbelief she had finished her Bang's root beer float in literally one long sip. It must have been the best root beer she'd ever tasted. All of a sudden and without warning the Asian girl let out a gigantic fart that smelled like an odd mixture of ramen noodles and Bang's root beer. The entire soda bar got quiet and a baby started crying. A few people looked in our direction with scrunched up noses and she got up without saying anything and walk-ran to the bathroom. Reluctantly, I looked over at her stool and saw a small, very foul smelling brown smear that she had left behind. Second hand embarrassment instantly engulfed me and I dropped a $20 on the bar and casually walked out of the building even though my instincts were urging me to run as fast as I could.
That was my first and last experience with Asian girl. I'll stick with Bang's though. It's delicious! What a great root beer.
