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Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:01:38 No.12109260 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12109261 >>12109262 >>12109265 >>12109266 >>12109269 >>12109271 >>12109284 >>12109295 >>12109303 >>12109304 >>12109309

Brazil AMA

Ask me anything about brazilians and their use of technology

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:04:11 No.12109261 Report

Quoted By: >>12109267

>>12109260
Do you guys watch as much American porn as Americans watch of Brazilian porn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:04:54 No.12109262 Report

Quoted By: >>12109267

>>12109260
How much do you pay for internet service? How fast is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:05:12 No.12109263 Report

Quoted By: >>12109267

SOPA

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:06:19 No.12109264 Report

Quoted By: >>12109267

do you guys still sell the sega genesis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:06:52 No.12109265 Report

Quoted By: >>12109267

>>12109260
how many brazils are available to you right now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:07:31 No.12109266 Report

Quoted By: >>12109267

>>12109260
Why is big bunda the best thing in the world?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:09:15 No.12109267 Report

Quoted By: >>12109270 >>12109275 >>12110326

>>12109261
Brazilians watch a lot of porn, mostly on local sites, whatsapp and xvideos. Not sure how many watch american porn, but everyone here knows meme porn stars like sasha grey and stoya
>>12109262
I pay 150 BRL for 300 mb/s
>>12109263
I don't think that many people eat sopa de macaco. maybe up to 5% of the population
>>12109264
No. PS2 was huge here. People still play and update PES with current squads
>>12109265
what?
>>12109266
Is it? I like breasts more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:15:22 No.12109268 Report

Quoted By: >>12109274 >>12109302

Are you a lonely male? An incel? I know how to fix it. GTFIH

If you're reading this you're probably American or European. You're probably white. If this is not your case, I can't guarantee it will work.

You guys are treated like Gods here. I'm not kidding. This was clear during the 2014 FIFA World Cup. There were a lot of tourists in my city (Algerians, Koreans, Nigerians) but girls just went after the whitest ones (Dutch and Australian men)

Girls here are mostly white as in pic related.

Step 1: create a Tinder Gold account
Step 2: Set the location for a city in the state of Rio Grande do Sul, located in Southern Brazil
Biggest city: Porto Alegre
Other cities you can choose: Novo Hamburgo, São Leopoldo, Igrejinha, Teutônia, Lajeado, Caxias do Sul, Marau, Bagé, Pelotas, Uruguaiana, Passo Fundo, Erechim, Ijuí, Santa Cruz do Sul and Bento Gonçalves.
Step 3: Put an USA flag emoji (or whatever country you are from) on your profile. Just write you're visiting after the pandemic is over.
Step 4: enjoy your paradise of pussy. You can have sex with a lot of girls or just date (and possibly marry) one.

Source: trust me bro

also this: http://g1.globo.com/rs/rio-grande-do-sul/jornal-do-almoco/videos/t/edicoes/v/amor-de-copa-gaucha-e-australiano-se-casam-em-sydney/6753375/?mais_vistos=1

https://gauchazh.clicrbs.com.br/comportamento/noticia/2017/07/amores-da-copa-conheca-as-historias-das-gauchas-que-foram-viver-com-australianos-que-conheceram-em-2014-9840744.html

https://gauchazh.clicrbs.com.br/esportes/copa-2014/noticia/2014/06/A-visao-feminina-sobre-a-noite-de-Porto-Alegre-tomada-por-estrangeiros-4531686.html

https://www.nsctotal.com.br/noticias/historias-de-romance-e-pegacao-durante-a-copa-em-porto-alegre

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:22:50 No.12109269 Report

Quoted By: >>12109272 >>12109300

>>12109260
why do brazilians risk death every time they shower

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:24:21 No.12109270 Report

Quoted By: >>12109272

>>12109267
I heard you had special Netflix version for PS2. Is that true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:25:56 No.12109271 Report

Quoted By: >>12109273

>>12109260
What's your salary in USD.
What's the most expensive hardware you ever bought

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:26:58 No.12109272 Report

Quoted By: >>12109277

>>12109269
brazilians are poor and can't afford junker + gas. not me tho.
>>12109270
never even heard of it, but it's true https://www.theenemy.com.br/playstation/playstation-2-netflix-brasil

brazilians love netflix and america in general

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:29:32 No.12109273 Report

Quoted By: >>12109282

>>12109271
>What's your salary in USD.
931 USD. Minimum wage is 204 USD.
>What's the most expensive hardware you ever bought
Helios 300

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:30:24 No.12109274 Report

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>>12109268
>get exotic antibiotic immune South American "Silent" clap that make your nuts swell and explode over the period of 7 days instantly sterilizing you

Thanks anon, but if I wanted my dick to fall of from fucking a slightly brown shaved rat, there are plenty of gypsies under any bridge i come across.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:31:54 No.12109275 Report

Quoted By: >>12109276 >>12109280 >>12110332

>>12109267
150 for 300 mb/s?
I pay 120BRL por 1GB/s here.
Also Brazilian btw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:33:15 No.12109276 Report

Quoted By: >>12109278 >>12109280

>>12109275
based. What company do u use? I'm using VIVO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:33:36 No.12109277 Report

Quoted By: >>12109279

>>12109272
>brazilians love netflix and america in general
America can go suck my cock Anon, don't talk for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:34:58 No.12109278 Report

Quoted By: >>12109281

>>12109276
A random internet company, there's a lot of those right now and they offer a really good service for cheap.
My ping is currently 5 to 10

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:34:59 No.12109279 Report

Quoted By: >>12109283 >>12109292 >>12109296 >>12109298

>>12109277
You are in an American Website and writing english. You're in denial, mate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:35:51 No.12109280 Report

Quoted By: >>12109282 >>12109283

>>12109275
>>12109276
wtf brazilians have such fast internet ? nice
also what is the basic income there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:36:51 No.12109281 Report

Quoted By: >>12109283

>>12109278
I've never even heard of smaller companies. Do you live in a small city? Does it ever go down?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:37:53 No.12109282 Report

Quoted By: >>12109286 >>12109288

>>12109280
>>12109273
>931 USD. Minimum wage is 204 USD.
Brazilians are poor. Brazil is violent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:38:23 No.12109283 Report

Quoted By: >>12109285 >>12109311

>>12109279
What kind of retarded logic is that?
>>12109280
I mine crypto and pay little to anything on energy.
I'm currently making 5k usd per month.
I only waste 500 usd per month to live.
>>12109281
Not really, it only went down one time, but it was because a truck hit the energy pole. lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:38:59 No.12109284 Report

Quoted By: >>12109287

>>12109260
are Brazil hackers real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:39:56 No.12109285 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109283
>I'm currently making 5k usd per month.
You're literally the 1%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:40:06 No.12109286 Report

Quoted By: >>12109289 >>12109290

>>12109282
>Brazil is Violent.
nope, shut the fuck up Mutt

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:41:17 No.12109287 Report

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>>12109284
There are hackers here as anyehere else.
This happened recently https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/largest-personal-data-leakage-brazilian-history/

nothing will happen. shithole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:41:42 No.12109288 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109282
really depends if you live in a brown state, if you live in Bahia for example, the whole state smells like urine bakeries open 2h after they should and public services close 4h before they should, also you will live around niggers.

but if you live in Sao Paulo (the state, notthe capital) you're likely comfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:42:16 No.12109289 Report

Quoted By: >>12109293 >>12109312

>>12109286
I will say that violence is only in the northern states.
You will never experience anything related to violence if you're in the southern part of Brazil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:42:21 No.12109290 Report

Quoted By: >>12109294

>>12109286
It is. You can't argue with the data.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:42:43 No.12109291 Report

Quoted By: >>12109297

Do you consider your country poor? Can you casually buy iPhones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:43:16 No.12109292 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109279
>4chan and english = murica

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:43:32 No.12109293 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109289
>You will never experience anything related to violence if you're in the southern part of Brazil.
You will. Of course it is far less violence than in the north, but Brazil is really violent anywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:43:33 No.12109294 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109290
Nigga, do you know geography?
Well, I don't expect you to know anything about distance as well as you are a imperial nigger who doesn't know how to measure anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:43:59 No.12109295 Report

Quoted By: >>12109307 >>12109308

>>12109260
Why do BRs feel the need to ruin every game by hacking? I can't enjoy BFV with your dumb huehue clans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:46:07 No.12109296 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109279
most countries teach british english

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:46:21 No.12109297 Report

Quoted By: >>12109299

>>12109291
Brazil is poor. Rich people can buy Iphones. Middle class will not be able to buy them from now on because our currency is worth nothing now. Same for traveling abroad. Thank you Paulo Guedes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:49:31 No.12109298 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109279
>american site
>run by a gook, based on a gook site and originally made by a gooklover

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:49:41 No.12109299 Report

Quoted By: >>12109301

>>12109297
kek kek
wtf
iphone is a sign of being poor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 17:50:01 No.12109300 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109269
I've never heard of someone's getting hurt from so called "suicide showers"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:01:20 No.12109301 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109299
Iphone 12 costs 10000 BRL what are you talking about?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:01:30 No.12109302 Report

Quoted By: >>12109305

>>12109268
>jump for a third world slut who would only see me as an easy paycheck or way out and would divorce me at the drop off a hat
nah senpai, i might try to fuck them though thanks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:01:35 No.12109303 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109260
will you ever make another brazilian macintosh that is better than the original crapple one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:02:25 No.12109304 Report

Quoted By: >>12109306

>>12109260
Is Sensedia any good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:07:32 No.12109305 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109302
>nah senpai, i might try to fuck them though thanks
based american chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:12:02 No.12109306 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109304
I've never heard about them until now. Maybe try to get in touch with someone who used their services;

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:40:06 No.12109307 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109295
It's the payoff for /v/ ruining every board

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:41:36 No.12109308 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109295
I don't gayme, can't help u with that. I guess piracy and cheating go hand in hand, and brazilians pirate everything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:50:46 No.12109309 Report

Quoted By: >>12109310

>>12109260
how much lua do you use on a daily basis

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:53:10 No.12109310 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109309
lua?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:55:10 No.12109311 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109283
>5k usd per month
Mining crypto? What's your setup like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 10 Feb 2021 18:55:55 No.12109312 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109289
are you on drugs? people in são paulo are mugged all the time. I guess you got used to it and think it is normal.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2mxto0ED Wed 10 Feb 2021 21:04:19 No.12109849 Report

Quoted By: >>12110276

Uh... poop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2mxto0ED Wed 10 Feb 2021 21:16:48 No.12110276 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109849
I love poop

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgXl9ABr Wed 10 Feb 2021 21:32:39 No.12110326 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109267
not even close to 5% of people eat that thing here, and probably anywhere on earth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:LgXl9ABr Wed 10 Feb 2021 21:33:33 No.12110332 Report

Quoted By:

>>12109275
shit, and I thought 100 mbps for 120 BRL was a great deal

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