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Second day of school. First French lesson.
Teacher; "you each have to bring Hfl ■■ for a French school magazine subscription."
Two weeks later, first issue handed out; supermarket flyers are better made!
Some months later they are no longer handed out.
Last month of school year; teacher's pet distributes magazine in class. I rip mine up and put it on the desk corner. Pet comes round again with the next issue, I rip and stack it on the other.
Pet comes round again; doesn't give me my copy. Me to teacher; "EXCUSE ME MADAME, I paid for that rag! Are you trying to steal from me?"
Get copy; RRRrrrrrip RRRrrrippp & stack. Madame goes to get principal. Next issue is handed out. Principal stands next to my desk.
I start to read the 'magazine' out loud.
Finish the article. RRRRRIP!
Principal; "GO TO MY OFFICE!!!"
