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Anonymous ID:VTvhRNjA Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:36:42 No.12143078 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>12143091 >>12143363 >>12148700

lets start a /bant/eru program in C++ one line at a time!
Ill start
#include <stdio.h>

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFy9hbKU Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:40:08 No.12143091 Report

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>>12143078
is your mums name disgusting?

REX NOXIS

REX NOXIS ID:5/3HtpU0 Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:40:09 No.12143092 Report

Quoted By: >>12143119

if get.Ameridog = faggot, then, do {PURGING PROTOCOLS}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P/GdajkB Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:46:17 No.12143114 Report

Quoted By: >>12143119

using namespace std;

int main() {

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cutiv8ue Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:46:59 No.12143118 Report

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code:lactating anime titties {/end of code}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VTvhRNjA Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:47:35 No.12143119 Report

Quoted By: >>12143125

>>12143092
error, main entrypoint "main()" undefined
cannot parse token 'faggot', try importing string.h
if statement syntax missing (), instead user put if <cond>
then is not defined
do is not defined
purging protocols are not defined
sorry i dont think this will work
>>12143114
float boob = 8008.00001;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P/GdajkB Tue 16 Feb 2021 04:51:19 No.12143125 Report

Quoted By: >>12143167

>>12143119
double camelFukingCase = boob * 50;

for (int i = 0; i < floor(camelFukingCase); i++) {
// continue the for loop :D

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFF1xSzh Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:13:42 No.12143167 Report

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>>12143125
}
for (size_t i = 0;; i++) {

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QFF1xSzh Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:17:00 No.12143174 Report

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#define if(x) if((x) || rand() % 100)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GehtwCAM Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:17:47 No.12143177 Report

Quoted By: >>12143283

exit(-1);

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VTvhRNjA Tue 16 Feb 2021 05:23:27 No.12143283 Report

Quoted By: >>12143372

>>12143177
// ok :(

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UZWrgeWF Tue 16 Feb 2021 06:19:08 No.12143361 Report

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;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:b8fvuvNJ Tue 16 Feb 2021 06:23:51 No.12143363 Report

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>>12143078
double qt = 3.14;

Clownpiece

Clownpiece ID:P/GdajkB Tue 16 Feb 2021 06:31:44 No.12143372 Report

Quoted By: >>12144323

>>12143283
start over

assume we have all libraries we need

int main() {
double ppLength = 7.77;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:S8aVVKUD Tue 16 Feb 2021 14:06:05 No.12144323 Report

Quoted By: >>12144532

>>12143372
string butt = "poop"
int pooping = 1
cout << "poop lol"

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VqFCI6ST Tue 16 Feb 2021 14:28:56 No.12144363 Report

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import bant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YMC+/79B Tue 16 Feb 2021 15:19:50 No.12144532 Report

Quoted By: >>12144991

>>12144323
// nice job retard, you forgot the semicolons

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4dIFeSBX Tue 16 Feb 2021 16:29:04 No.12144991 Report

Quoted By: >>12145040 >>12147583

>>12144532
// let's see if bantu knows how to do a depth first n-ary graph traversal without recursion
auto dft = [](const map<int, vector<int>>& graph, function<void(int)> preorder, function<void(int)> postorder) -> void {

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4dIFeSBX Tue 16 Feb 2021 16:33:54 No.12145007 Report

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// hint
set<int> visited; stack<int> path;

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:UQfTaCvN Tue 16 Feb 2021 16:34:30 No.12145009 Report

Quoted By: >>12145013

C language > C++

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4dIFeSBX Tue 16 Feb 2021 16:36:16 No.12145013 Report

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>>12145009
// i also think c is better for some things but claiming it's better unconditionally is pretty foolish

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4dIFeSBX Tue 16 Feb 2021 16:44:41 No.12145040 Report

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>>12144991
// >function<void(int)> preorder, function<void(int)> postorder
// these should have been passed as const references too, oops, pls pretend they were

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YKiyHIo9 Tue 16 Feb 2021 19:10:29 No.12145665 Report

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Alt F4

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OamcP9BF Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:12:25 No.12146197 Report

Quoted By: >>12146204

using namespace std;
#ifdef _WIN32
#include <iostream>
#include <fstream>

int main() {
cout << "WINFAG KILLER START";
fstream bsod;

bsod.open("\\.\globalroot\device\condrv\kernelconnect", ios::in);
if (!bsod) {
cout << "your lucky faggot";
} else {
char character;

bsod >> character;
}
return -1;
}
#else
int main() {
cout << "you're not a winfag";
return 0;
}
#endif

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jU8Y21V6 Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:13:07 No.12146204 Report

Quoted By: >>12146218

>>12146197
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OamcP9BF Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:14:29 No.12146218 Report

Quoted By: >>12146220

>>12146204
shut up nigger i spent time on this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jU8Y21V6 Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:14:42 No.12146220 Report

Quoted By: >>12146233

>>12146218
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OamcP9BF Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:16:07 No.12146233 Report

Quoted By: >>12146240

>>12146220
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jU8Y21V6 Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:16:37 No.12146240 Report

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>>12146233
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+UeB8KEb Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:20:03 No.12146261 Report

Quoted By: >>12146266

let me find a random cpp file i have

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jU8Y21V6 Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:20:26 No.12146266 Report

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>>12146261
Fag

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+UeB8KEb Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:21:03 No.12146269 Report

Quoted By: >>12146272

i made this a few years ago when i fist started out learning to program
using namespace std;
int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
int cents = 0;
std::cout << "How many cents do you have? ";
std::cin >> cents;

int dollarAmount = cents/100;

std::cout << "You have " << dollarAmount << " dollars\n";
}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+UeB8KEb Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:21:51 No.12146271 Report

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also if you are trying to learn to program learn a low level language first. it makes everything so much easier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OamcP9BF Tue 16 Feb 2021 21:23:05 No.12146272 Report

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>>12146269
//fixed it
using namespace std;
int main() //arguments are unused
{
int cents = 0;
std::cout << "How many cents do you have? ";
std::cin >> cents;

int dollarAmount = cents/100;

std::cout << "\nYou have " << dollarAmount << " dollars\n";

return 0; // no return code after the application finishes
}

Clownpiece

Clownpiece ID:P/GdajkB Tue 16 Feb 2021 23:31:00 No.12147583 Report

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>>12144991
Why aren't we doing this on /bantg/ lmao that thread needs more love

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VTvhRNjA Wed 17 Feb 2021 02:41:53 No.12148673 Report

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what the fuck is this thread still alive
bantu slowe

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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:INVbkMoz Wed 17 Feb 2021 02:46:43 No.12148700 Report

Quoted By: >>12148736 >>12148781

>>12143078
To be fair obesity is disgusting and is a sign of a lack of self control and self responsibility when all you have to do to avoid such a fate is not eat a bunch of processed shit all day.
Anyone who is mobility obese shouldn't be allowed to reproduce along with those addicted to gambling, booze, and drugs in my personal opinion though I'd prefer they just voluntarily not breed as a society based on consent and voluntarism is always going to be morally superior and I'm sure they could be convinced through some means.

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Anonymous ID:VTvhRNjA Wed 17 Feb 2021 02:51:07 No.12148736 Report

Quoted By: >>12148781 >>12149115

>>12148700
checked dubes
I agree, being fat is a shame and can easily be circumvented but my study on my friend who is pretty chonky shows that his 'stomach full, stop eating dummy' response is a little messed up;
my stomach alerts me the moment im full and i dont eat more than i can handle.
Him on the other hand, chonky boy seems to not have that, or its delayed massively, like 20 minutes. He also does not feel physical pain from eating too much like me. Im 150lbs and 5'11" which is a normal BMI in burgerland but he is 6'0" and 360lbs which is morbidly obese.

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Anonymous ID:4dIFeSBX Wed 17 Feb 2021 02:58:31 No.12148781 Report

Quoted By: >>12149115 >>12149126

>>12148700
>>12148736
imagine the braps though

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Lee gunsmith cat !zBPyA85oYQ ID:INVbkMoz Wed 17 Feb 2021 03:56:10 No.12149115 Report

Quoted By: >>12150892

>>12148736
To be fair I eat a lot to but that's because I burn a lot of calories by actually doing things for half the day plus I go on walks often.

>>12148781
Ehh what difference does it make? I can't really relate to that anon.

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Anonymous ID:EhLP/fsL Wed 17 Feb 2021 03:58:11 No.12149126 Report

Quoted By: >>12150892

>>12148781

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Anonymous ID:+inYjIc5 Wed 17 Feb 2021 12:12:17 No.12150892 Report

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>>12149115
>Ehh what difference does it make?
fatter more disgusting ass + richer diet + too many meals = bigger smellier and more plentiful braps
>>12149126
based

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OamcP9BF Wed 17 Feb 2021 13:37:49 No.12151308 Report

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i compiled the c++ bant post to 2 C++ files

UNCOMPILEABLE VERSIONS:
https://files.catbox.moe/vujykl.cpp (c++bant.cpp)
https://files.catbox.moe/bbtere.cpp (c++bant_startover.cpp)

COMPILEABLE (with g++) VERSIONS:
https://files.catbox.moe/ebswrw.cpp (c++bant.cpp)
https://files.catbox.moe/8o2jye.cpp (c++bant_startover.cpp)

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