I've been craving a fucking Slurpee since last night
So I'm driving to go see my GF and I see a 7-11 and I go and I want to get a Slurpee
I go fill up my cup and the fucking bitch that works there
Fucking tells me I have to take the hoodie off of my head
I was like wha? huh ? then this black dude was like-- hey she wants you to take off your hoodie

I said why would I do that ? I thought this was America
Why would I take my hoodie off Its raining and its fucking cold So the bitch says she is not going to serve me unless I take off my hoodie So I tell the bitch fuck you I'm not going to take off my hoodie this is America

The other asshole that works there said he is going to call the cops and refuses to serve me
I want to smash the mother fucker so I dumped my Slurpee on the floor so these dumb mother fuckers can clean it up

Why? why do they have to harrass me and tell me to take off my hoodie

I'm going to go to another 7-11 right now and they better not give me a hard fucking time
what are they worried about they think i'm going to rob them for a Slurpee ?

Fucking bullshit !