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Anonymous ID:Z77t1NY9 Wed 28 Jun 2017 19:37:01 No.1218512 View View Reply Original Report

>At pub with mates
>Already had a few drinks
>Need to piss
>Go to toilet
>Get ready to whizz
>Pretend I'm a Dalek
>Aim
>Release the piss laser
>Say "EXTERMINATE" really loudly
>Someone opens the door and walks in at that exact moment

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Anonymous ID:/i19V2A3 Wed 28 Jun 2017 19:38:33 No.1218523 Report

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>>1218512

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Anonymous ID:etlXEX91 Wed 28 Jun 2017 19:41:24 No.1218542 Report

Quoted By: >>1218582

And? Just say you're drunk and recently saw some Dr. Who shit. Who the fuck actually cares you raging autist?

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Anonymous ID:Z77t1NY9 Wed 28 Jun 2017 19:47:14 No.1218582 Report

Quoted By: >>1218586

>>1218542
How do you know I didn't turn around and soak the faggot before making my escape?

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Anonymous ID:sGS/T0v6 Wed 28 Jun 2017 19:48:19 No.1218586 Report

Quoted By: >>1218602

>>1218582
If you would have done that, you'd have included it in the greentext.
autist

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Anonymous ID:Z77t1NY9 Wed 28 Jun 2017 19:50:35 No.1218602 Report

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>>1218586
It's called being humble.

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