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ASTEROID GET THE FUCK IN

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I only have 5 minutes to tell you as my colleagues and I are in a rush so I apologize about the format. But I work for a top secret observatory that cooperates in close conjunction in particular with the US airforce and the newly created space force. All this morning panic struck our facility as we realized that asteroid 2001 FO32 which is 1km wide will hit our planet directly on march 21st. News agencies and space blogs did talk about this particular asteroid but all assumed a close fly by. The newly created space force which was partly created to screen these threats recalculated its trajectory and made a startling conclusion that it will indeed hit us on march 21st. If I were you I would flee the cities and go for any known shelters or mountain ranges. Usually there are secret and well protected shelters dug into the rock. You have exactly a month to get ready.