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Quoted By: >>122082
>camera’s turn off, time for stevie to relax with a foot rub
>suddenly, an audience member asks Stephen what he thinks about Donald J “Trump” Drumpf
>Stephen nervously adjusts his collar
>well, I uhhh am pretty sure he’s a god damn faggot who enjoys thick juicy uncut Russian cock in his mouth haha
>audience erupts in applause
>chants of “BLUMPF BLUMPF BLUMPF BLUMPF” fill the auditorium
>gay audience members are dragged to the front of the stage
>Colbert sinks his teeth into their chests one by one, pulling out their still-beating hearts with his canines
>through mouthfuls of heart, a low rumbling “GROOOOOOOOMPH” can be heard
>Stephen’s eyes go bloodshot
>he opens his still chewing mouth, half-eaten heart is spewing everywhere
>the low rumble becomes a screech
>audience members plug their ears as they hack each others dicks off and fashion them into a statue of Stephen
>”BRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMF”
>suddenly, an audience member asks Stephen what he thinks about Donald J “Trump” Drumpf
>Stephen nervously adjusts his collar
>well, I uhhh am pretty sure he’s a god damn faggot who enjoys thick juicy uncut Russian cock in his mouth haha
>audience erupts in applause
>chants of “BLUMPF BLUMPF BLUMPF BLUMPF” fill the auditorium
>gay audience members are dragged to the front of the stage
>Colbert sinks his teeth into their chests one by one, pulling out their still-beating hearts with his canines
>through mouthfuls of heart, a low rumbling “GROOOOOOOOMPH” can be heard
>Stephen’s eyes go bloodshot
>he opens his still chewing mouth, half-eaten heart is spewing everywhere
>the low rumble becomes a screech
>audience members plug their ears as they hack each others dicks off and fashion them into a statue of Stephen
>”BRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMF”
