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>be me
>18 year old kissless virgin
>get invited to cousin's party because I helped her move out
>go there expecting some mutual friends to be there
>4 women
> 3 of them are lgbt leftist stereotypes (including my cousin)
>the last one is a shy, nerdy cutie
>I'm the only male there
>be awkward because I don't know anyone besides my cousin
>after a while get drunk and talk with cutie on the couch
>we talk about vidya and kino, actually start having fun
>suddenly one of the lgbt ogres lays down next to me (let's call her Fiona)
>ew.gif
>Fiona starts touching/hugging me almost to the point of molestation
>I ignore it because I'm too drunk to care and continue talking with the cutie
>Fiona suddenly says to the cutie "Could you go to the kitchen for like 5 minutes? "
>nerdy girl timidly awnsered "ok" and leaves the room
>too drunk to understand what's happening
>"Heyy Anon, want to make out?"
>Autismo.exe
>blurt out "sure"
>barely even feel anything because face is numb from alcohol
>suddenly my cousin and the nerdy return to the room
>Cousin laughs and says "Anon!? Was that your first kiss? That's hilarious!"
>Nerdy girl looks visibly disappointed
>act like nothing happened and try to talk with the cutie again but she isn't as talkative
>after a while return home
>lay down on the bed
>regret
Why am I such a retard
>18 year old kissless virgin
>get invited to cousin's party because I helped her move out
>go there expecting some mutual friends to be there
>4 women
> 3 of them are lgbt leftist stereotypes (including my cousin)
>the last one is a shy, nerdy cutie
>I'm the only male there
>be awkward because I don't know anyone besides my cousin
>after a while get drunk and talk with cutie on the couch
>we talk about vidya and kino, actually start having fun
>suddenly one of the lgbt ogres lays down next to me (let's call her Fiona)
>ew.gif
>Fiona starts touching/hugging me almost to the point of molestation
>I ignore it because I'm too drunk to care and continue talking with the cutie
>Fiona suddenly says to the cutie "Could you go to the kitchen for like 5 minutes? "
>nerdy girl timidly awnsered "ok" and leaves the room
>too drunk to understand what's happening
>"Heyy Anon, want to make out?"
>Autismo.exe
>blurt out "sure"
>barely even feel anything because face is numb from alcohol
>suddenly my cousin and the nerdy return to the room
>Cousin laughs and says "Anon!? Was that your first kiss? That's hilarious!"
>Nerdy girl looks visibly disappointed
>act like nothing happened and try to talk with the cutie again but she isn't as talkative
>after a while return home
>lay down on the bed
>regret
Why am I such a retard
