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>plot Ah damn it. You've been captured during a war against the invading arume. You are now their prisoner of war and now you dwell in a prison, on a different planet. This planet is the homeworld of arume, and they're blood thirsty. You don't like it here. You're used to earth. So, your goal is to get to earth and finish what the arume started.>rules -your rolls will vary in success at the mercy of the last two digits at the end -you find the value of the last two digits by reversing their places (e.g. 20 would actually be 02) -if your roll goes below a 20, expect things to go wrong>setting -you live in your own individual cells -you are in a prison, and some of the arume are sympathetic, and possibly interested in you -inmates are free to meet eachother in their cells or during meal times, this gives you time to socialize>episode 1 4 anons are brought into the prison. One of them starts to scare the guards, and 2 other anons start chatting up the other guards. They have dinner, and everything is calm until a fight breaks out. A man named Jason is thrown around, and has a gun pointed to him, he takes it and points it at the guard. Everyone drops their jaws and everything they have, including weapons. Now the 4 anons have a gun.>episode 2 One anon gets incredibly lucky and finds 2 maps of the prison and city, a gun, and a bunch of grenades. Another anon finds another map. Now confident since they have these things, they start a plan. Unfortunately, it backfires and one of the arume guards (c1g1, the guard one of the anons talks to) hears it and shit hits the fan. She is knocked out by Jason, one of the anons loots her. She wakes up and she calls a silent alarm, which then Jason and Noob are sent to fight in a death tournament to the amusement of the arume. Meanwhile, Bill, spends some time with c1g3 (an arume guard) in her own room. You fill in the details.
OP
>>1221136 >episode 3 Jason and Noobleone tear some ass down at the tournament. They meet some opponents that are swatted dead like a fly, but then a guy named Thermo comes a long. Damn, he bends ice too! Luckily Jason killed him. Gideon finds out his wife escaped to earth, he is disappointed. Luckily, he finds a hole in the wall full of ammo and weapons. Noobleone and Jason effectively scare the shit out of the arumes.
Anonymous
bitch I don't come to /bant/ to read fucking sci-fi goddamn
Anonymous
>>1221136 >i was in the infirmary waiting for the empress to wake up >i talk to one of the nurses "so... did you watch the tournament?"
Noobleone
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1221136 WHY DO HE HAD ONE EYE ONLY ONE EYE
Anonymous
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I have a suicide vest on and kill everyone in this thread
OP
>>1221216 61
>the nurse looks at you >she says with delight Oh it was wonderful! The blood was splattered everywhere!
>jason walks in >jason doesn't have his shotgun with him this time >the nurse sees jason and screams in horror Bill Billington
>>1221182 >Bill opens his eyes after a good sleep. When he sits up he realizes he's not in his cell, but in a comfy room. The bed he was sleeping on is really nice too. He feels something warm wrapped around his arm and checks what it is. >Bill sees c1g3 sleeping next to him "Oh damn, it's all coming back to me..."
>Bill whispers so the arume won't hear him Noobleone
>>1221341 "relax nurse, he's a nice guy. we saved the empress didn't you see?"
OP
>>1221386 >the nurse grabs noob by the collar >she says hysterically A nice guy?! I was a nurse in the war... I witnessed him kill thousands of arume right in front of me! He left pools of blood! It was horrible...!
>>1221346 >c1g3 wakes up >she yawns and turns over to you You won't... tell anyone else this, right?
Noobleone
>>1221432 "well... the arume also killed many of his men... he was just protected his planet..."
Noobleone
Bill Billington
>>1221432 >Bill hadn't thought about how c1g3 could get in trouble for this, and feels bad about what could happen to her "You won't get in trouble for this if we're caught, will you? You could tell them you were using me... or something"
>Bill goes quiet for a second OP
>>1221458 >she lets him go >she looks at the empress I can't let that... monster get near hear. Please, tell him to leave.
>>1221506 Don't mind about what happens to me! I'm worried about what they'll do to you... they'll torture you if they find out!
OP
Noobleone
>>1221548 "look lady. if it wasn't for jason, your dear empress would've been killed or worse, you should be thankful to him"
Bill Billington
>>1221548 >Bill gets out of bed and quickly puts his clothes on, then turns back to c1g3 "If that's what will happen, then it's probably best for me to leave while I can"
>Bill is preparing to leave OP
>>1221605 >she puts on her clothes as well >she stops you before you leave B-Be safe. Okay?
>>1221592 29
>she laughs >she scoffs Thankful?! I will never show that piece of garbage any gratitude! He is the bane of our existence! Who knows what he'll do if he's given the chance to be free?
Noobleone
>>1221661 "fine... we'll wait outside for now. tell me when she's awake"
>i wait outside for her to wake up Bill Billington
>>1221661 >Bill looks at her for a moment "Come to my cell if you ever need me, okay?"
>then kisses her on the cheek and goes out the door without a waiting for a reply OP
>>1221686 >jason walks outside with noob >he says to himself Piece of garbage, huh? I'll turn that bitch into compost if she doesn't watch it.
>>1221696 >she looks at him as he leaves >she sits on her bed Noobleone
>>1221713 >i see if anyone is watching or listening "yeah but we have to watch ourselves if we wanna bust outta here"
Bill Billington
>>1221713 >Bill checks the perimeter after he leaves, then heads to the main cell block >No one is there, not even the guards, and Bill wonders where they could be OP
>>1221762 26
>a whole crowd of guards are walking down the halls from watching the tournament >you can hear their footsteps >>1221751 15
>an arume guard comes through the hallway >she notices you Hey! Get back in your cell!
>she starts to walk fast towards you two Noobleone
>>1221819 "hey relax, we are with the empress, we were in the tournament. we saved her while you all sat on your asses and watched"
Bill Billington
>>1221819 >Bill wonders where the guards just came from >He feels like it would be stupid to approach them since there are no prisoners around, so he tries to sneak back to his cell, he'll find out what happened from Gideon later OP
>>1221875 57
>one arume guard looks at you as you sit there in your cell >she moves on >>1221864 46
I said get moving! Now!
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1221891 >me and jason stand up "you sure you want to threaten us!"
>i walk closer to her Bill Billington
>>1221891 >Start doing push ups and pull ups in my cell to pass the time until the next lunch break. OP
>>1221905 50
>jason blocks noob with his arm >he looks at noob Listen, we don't need to do this. Let's get going. Our cells are waiting for us.
OP
>>1221929 92
>c1g3 comes to your cell >she opens the door Let's eat together, in my room...
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1221932 "fine..."
>i glare at the arume with killing intent as i walk back to my cell Bill Billington
>>1221958 >Bill didn't expect to see her again this soon "Is that okay? Are we allowed to do that?"
>Bill asks, slightly concerned OP
>>1222007 70
>she smiles >she giggles Oh, you're saying you don't? Aw, I'm disappointed...
>>1221992 >jason walks back to cell >he is whistling Gideon Crawforde
>>1222044 >Wakes up from a good rest Jimmy McTavish
I guess the tournament is over, what with the accident happening and all that. I guess ye can escort me to my cell then...
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222044 >i sit in my cell and wait Bill Billington
>>1222044 "Hey I was just looking out for your safety, if you want to risk it then be my guest."
>Bill is a bit flustered and rosier than normal Anonymous
>>1221136 I wake up in my cell, I smell faintly of onions and testosterone... My name is Shrek, a powerful ogremancer. My first course of action is meditate and regain the OGREMANCY I lost during my capture.
Jimmy McTavish
>>1222085 (Weren't you in the middle of going crazy in the infirmary?)
Shrek
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>>1222122 Indeed, but that was at the end of the thread when there were only like two people left.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
OP
>>1222077 dubs
Oh don't worry, its okay for a prisoner to eat at the same table as a guard. It will be fine.
>>1222071 17
>you fart incredibly loud >>1222070 07
>you trip and fall over Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222163 >i call a guard over "hey when do i get my reward?"
OP
>>1222177 dubs
>she looks at you >she remembers you Your reward is a favor. Like earlier.
Bill Billington
>>1222163 "We're allowed to eat together? Why didn't you say so sooner?"
>Bill exits his cell to follow c1g3 also
>1222222 Jimmy McTavish
>>1222163 Well that was right embarrassing of me... Are ye still interested in that thing that I was talking about?
>Jimmy steps into his cell and gestures towards his bed Bill Billington
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1222163 >Sit in my chair >Enjoy the chair >Embrace the chair OP
>>1222198 Where do you usually sit, Bill?
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222194 "in that case i would like to speak to the empress"
Jimmy McTavish
Bill Billington
>>1222209 "I sat with some other guys once, maybe we should sit with them."
>Bill looks around for the others OP
>>1222060 06
>bed breaks >>1222226 62
>the guard takes you over to the empress >she is still sleeping >>1222251 15
>the table falls apart Jeez, things are really falling apart here.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1222284 "Oi ya fuckin' cunt!... No worries though, I still have my chair."
Bill Billington
>>1222284 "I guess we're not sitting here. And I don't see anyone i recognize... want to go back to your room?"
OP
>>1222294 49
>c1g1 comes to your cell >she smiles Wow, you've really bonded with the chair.
>she notices the broken bed Huh, that thing never broke until now.
>>1222291 19
>the doctor comes over >she is checking the medical papers The empress will be in her coma for another day.
>>1222319 91
>c1g3 blushes >she smiles That would be lovely.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222331 "fine"
>i got to gideon's cell OP
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>>1222347 74
>you find gideon sitting in his gomfy chair >the bed is broken >luckily due to your roll, the chair is big enough to have both of you Gideon Crawforde
>>1222331 "Ayy fuckin' right. This thing's really comfortable, thanks mate."
>He would proceed to enjoy the chair "It's an awful shame the bed broke though. I don't suppose there are any replacements are there?"
Bill Billington
>>1222331 >Bill lets c1g3 take the lead, after all it would be weird if some arumes saw him taking a guard somewhere. Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222365 "gideon! wassup!... and arume guard"
>i sit down next to gideon in his chair Jimmy McTavish
>>1222331 >>1222200 Come... Lie down on the bed with me. I promise it'll make ye feel good.
OP
>>1222370 07
>you fart >the other arume hear it >>1222380 08
>chair squeaks >oh, nothing hap- >chair breaks >>1222389 98
>she gets on the bed with you Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1222408 "oh shit the chair broke..."
>i get up and try to fix the chair >i see the weapons stash ohshit.jpg
"i guess i can fix it later"
Bill Billington
>>1222408 >Bill is surprised by his own flatulence "Jeez, I didn't even feel that coming"
>Bill tries to hide his embarrassment Gideon Crawforde
>>1222408 >Pick up noob and throw him out of my cell "Ya fuckin' cunt what in the name of my salty nut sack are ya doin' mate?!"
>Position myself to cover the crate, if the chair no longer does Jimmy McTavish
>>1222408 Now ye should lie down next to me... That's it. Good girl.
>Jimmy wraps his hands around the Fiona's waist, resting his hands on her stomach. So... how do ye feel?
OP
>>1222442 24
>you notice your bed is big enough to cover it >though its broken it might work >>1222439 93
>no one says anything >c1g3 says I wonder what it feels to have... something... up there.
Jimmy McTavish
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>>1222470 Shiiiit! I call upon my dubs bank to reroll!
OP
>>1222470 07 (overruled due to dubs from before)
>fiona moans W-What is this...?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1222471 >Quickly throw the bed in front of the crate >Turn to C1G1 "So, did you want anything?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222442 >i laugh and walk out i got to see jimmy
"hey jimmy you ugly bastard! what have you been up to?"
Bill Billington
>>1222471 >Bill is disgusted at the thought of c1g3 becoming degenerate. "I'm sure it would hurt... you don't want to do that to yourself, trust me."
OP
>>1222501 10
>she thinks >she looks down You're right, I'm sorry.
>she forgot the keys to her door >meanwhile bill farted loud again >>1222496 69
>noob catches fiona and jimmy getting it on >>1222495 59
>she was gone >she had to get something Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222534 "nice job jimmy! i'll leave you two love birds alone now!"
>i go to see bill Gideon Crawforde
>>1222534 "Oh never mind then, dumb fuckin' bitch, rude much."
>Look at the pile of broken furniture blocking the view of the crate "The master works all, you can't go wrong."
>Sits on the pile of broken furniture to see how comfortable it is Bill Billington
>>1222534 >Bill is red faced but tries to keep his face straight "E-excuse me... I'm sorry for the smell"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222562 "no worries"
>i say as i'm leaving Jimmy McTavish
>>1222492 >>1222496 >>1222534 It's called cuddling, lass. Do ye want ta go any furthe-
>Jimmy catches Noobleone peeping Ahem... Excuse me, I'll be right back.
>Jimmy takes a set of sheets out and attempts to use them as curtains for more privacy [whispers] Feck off, you stupid wanker!
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1222561 "They're masterworks all, can't go wrong."*
Can't believe i fucked it
OP
>>1222562 26
>your fart cloud is so thick and stinky you can see it >it gets in noob's face and almost knocks him out >>1222572 27
>the smell will stick to you for 2 hours >>1222561 16
>c1g1 came back >she heard that >she was getting you a new chair Dumb... r-rude?...
Bill Billington
>>1222572 >>1222589 "Wtf, noob, what are you doinf in here! You could get in serious trouble."
>notice he looks sick "oh shit buddy, you don't look so good. You want me to take you to the nurse?"
Gideon Crawforde
>>1222589 "Oh, don't mind him. I haven't had a cup of tea in a while, you see."
>See the chair "Oh, so that's where you ran off to. I think you're too kind for your own good sometimes."
Shrek
Is OP ignoring the ogrelord? I HAVE AWOKEN IN MY CELL AND I AM TRYING TO RESTORE MY OGREMANCY DON'T IGNORE ME YOU CHEEKY CUNT
Noobleone "The Butcher"
Shrek
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>>1222622 >Dubs of ogremantic power. Jimmy McTavish
Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1222610 >he thinks to himself "everyone has a qt arume waifu but me" "what the fuck is that smell?"
OP
>>1222610 01
>you fart loud as fuck >arume in hazmat suits take you to a containment room for you to let out your stinky stink >>1222621 12
>c1g1 starts crying Oh how great... just great...
>sobbing Shrek
>>1222648 OP STOP IGNORING THE OGRE LORD
OP
>>1222651 15
>the ogrelord finds himself surrounded by a cloud of fart >smells worse than your swamp Shrek
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>>1222648 I GOT DUBS OF OGREMANTIC POWER I DEMAND YOU ALLOW ME TO WAKE UP IN MY CELL WITH FULLY CHARGED ONION POWER
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222648 "oh my god. what's going on?"
>i walk around the area bored >i look at another inmate "what the fuck's you're problem?"
Shrek
>>1222660 YOU FOOLISH FOOL I GOT DUBS EARLY STOP INJECTING YOUR FART FETISH INTO MY OGRE FANTASY
Bill Billington
>>1222648 >struggle when they take me away "What are you doing? where are you taking me? It's just a little gas ffs, nothing serious!"
OP
>>1222677 dubs
>they let you go >c1g3 takes you into her room It stinks in there...
>>1222665 56
>the inmate says to you I want your asshole
>>1222672 >you wake up with ogre power, and fart in your nose Gideon Crawforde
>>1222648 >Women "What is wrong, my dear?... Yeah that chair looks fuckin' fantastic."
*Sighs*
"Now isn't the time for that, she clearly isn't unhappy about that. What is it then mate? Oh wait I fink I get it now, It was when I called her a dumb bitch wasn't it..."
>Puts his face in his hands "Oh my, how will I ever recover from this... Look, Leila, I didn't mean that I've told you that I can get like that when I go without my cup of tea. I'm sorry."
Shrek
>>1222693 I use all of my fucking ogremancy to stop OP from injecting his fart fetish into a shitpost rp about anime ladies that have invaded Earth.
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222693 "yeah come get it big boy"
>i faint a jab knowing he will try and dodge it >the come up with a left hook to the body >and a right hook the the face >i fight south paw btw Bill Billington
>>1222693 "Yeah, you might want to hold your nose for a while giving how I had no idea that gas was coming..."
>Bill doesn't really know what else to say at this point after the toxic farts and the hazmat crew OP
>>1222713 31
>the inmate says Beat me harder baby~
>>1222725 52
>she smiles >she giggles I have never witnessed anything like it before.
Shrek
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>>1222739 Hey OP you faggot can you maybe look at this reply?
>>1222705 Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222739 "wtf..."
>i beat him to a pulp >then leave i go to the empress and see how she's doing
OP
>>1222752 25
>you meet the empress in the room >she is awake, though very tired Bill Billington
>>1222739 >Bill wonders if anything like this has ever happened before "Was that hazmat crew trained to deal with gaseous men? Like, was that a problem at some point before?"
Shrek
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OP IS TRULY A FUCKING FAGGOT
Jimmy McTavish
>Jimmy gags on the noxious cloud that is emanating from the cells. What the feck is that smell? Smells worse than manure on my uncle's farm!>Jimmy tries not to throw up
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222762 >i bow "my lady, you are ever so beautiful, even when just waking up."
OP
>>1222769 >she thinks Mmm... I don't know. The last time we fed beans was 70 years ago.
>>1222779 97
>she smiles >she doesn't notice you are a prisoner Oh, hello. You're quite the gentleman.
>>1222777 TRIPS
>under the bed there is a shit ton of guns, and ammo OP
>>1222700 dubs
>she stops crying >she looks at you You mean it?...
Gideon Crawforde
>>1222827 "Ha, you stupi- "
>Clears his throat loudly "Of course, I have no need to make a young girl like yourself cry. So then, is everything ok now?"
Bill Billington
>>1222801 >Bill is wasted, his asshole burns and he's exasted. He plops on the couch in c1g3's room. "Maybe I'll just lay here for a bit."
>Bill thinks about Gideon's chair and wonders if this is how it feels. He can't blame him for sitting in it all the time. OP
>>1222855 dubs
>she comes through the cell door >she hugs you >>1222860 06
>couch breaks >c1g3 is surprised It must be tough being not aware of your own strength... at least we won't need it.
Jimmy McTavish
>>1222801 >Jimmy hears the clatter of guns and ammunition spontaneously appear underneath his bed. In an attempt to distract Fiona from investigating underneath his bed, he proceeds with the night's endeavours. [Chuckles nervously] Eh, now then... Do ye want ta go any further? You take off yer clothes and I'll take off mine.
Bill Billington
>>1222886 >Bill sighs deeply while still on the floor "Well, I can't just come in here and break your stuff."
>Bill gets up and begins trying to piece the couch back together Gideon Crawforde
>>1222886 "I'll take that as a yes."
>Hug her back "Oi oi, you can feel er' tits mate, I'd give em' a six outta ten..."
*Sighs... again*
"Would it be rude of me to ask for a hot cup of tea? That way this insolent fool will go away."
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1222886 "you really are clumsy you know that? how did you manage to fall?"
OP
>>1222934 43
>she hands you a cup already >she sets the new chair down >>1222924 No, no, its fine! Take another seat, I'll get you some ice to help your bruises...
>>1222908 80
Ehhhhh? Why? What do we need to do?
Bill Billington
>>1222964 >Bill loks at c1g3 "No, I insist. I will fix this couch."
>>1222962 >Turns to noob "What are you doing? Get over here and help me fix this thing, would ya?"
Bill Billington
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>>1223100 >Bill looks at c1g3 * Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1223100 (i'm in the infirmary...)
Gideon Crawforde
>>1222964 "Oh, my. Thank you."
>Takes a sip "Mmmm. There it is, that simply divine flavour. Oh and thank you for the chair, and sorry on behalf of that idiot Noob who so savagely broke the last one."
>Takes another sip of tea "Are you sure you're ok. I feel bad for hurting your feelings like that."
Bill Billington
Quoted By:
>>1223264 whoops, ignore the second part of
>>1223100 Jimmy McTavish
>>1222964 >Jimmy has already divested himself of his shirt before being presented with the question Uh, well, it's the next step up from cuddling. NO! DON'T LOOK TO THE SIDE!
I mean... Touch your lips to mine
>Jimmy leans in for a deep kiss OP
>>1223298 89
>she leans in and kisses him deeply W-What is this? Its weird...
>>1223100 dubs
>you fix the couch >c1g3 is very impressed >>1223284 Don't worry about it. You're a nice guy... I hope.
Gideon Crawforde
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1223446 you forgot about my post
>>1222962 OP
>>1223451 15
>she had no idea what you meant by that >she has a puzzled face What...?
Gideon Crawforde
OP
>>1223473 26
>she has a confused look >she feels her head I fell? Maybe that's why my head hurts.
Bill Billington
>>1223446 >Bill doesn't sit on the couch this time, he's paranoid that he'll break it again. "So what do ya think? Good as new, no?"
>Bill says with some pride Anonymous
>>1223446 It's called kissing. It's another thing two partners do together.
>Before another word can be said, Jimmy reaches towards Fiona's nether regions Gideon Crawforde
>>1223475 "Don't worry about it."
>Sips his tea "Hey, do you wanna play a game?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1223490 "you don't remember... in that case let me fill you in. maybe that'll jog your memory. you were watching the tournament, then you fell in and none of the guards protected, they were probably too scared to. so i took it into my hands. there was this ice guy, and he was so cool, but he was also a douche because he wanted to kill you. and then i was like get back you bastard, i'm protecting this lady with my life! and then we managed to kill him. but we both sustained some injuries... so do you remember now?"
OP
>>1223494 49
>she claps Its wonderful! You're so talented.
>>1223509 90
>she is wet down there >ok no more details from this point on >>1223514 41
Oh? What game?
>>1223520 02
>she frowns >she is not impressed You're just saving me so you can use me, huh?
Jimmy McTavish
>>1223528 (Agreed. Let's just fade to black until everybody else is free.)
Gideon Crawforde
>>1223528 >Sips his tea "It's a game called truth or truth. What do you think?"
Bill Billington
>>1223528 >Bill walks over to c1g3 "So, you got anything else that needs fixing?"
Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1223528 "believe what you want... i saved you because... well, it's a mans job to protect a woman! your guards didn't do anything to help you! it's wired in us as men, it's our duty! you've never been close to a man so you wouldn't know..."
OP
>>1223560 06
>couch breaks out of nowhere again >>1223552 25
>she frowns That game seems boring.
>>1223549 (ok done)
>>1223566 dubs
>she believes you >she is curious Why do men do these weird things? Why do they have these duties?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1223578 "That's ok, it's not for everyone."
>Dissapointment.jpg >Sits on the new chair >How does it feel? Bill Billington
>>1223578 "G**FU*****D*****MOTERF*****"
>Bill storms back over to the couch to fix it OP
>>1223601 10
>it feels like concrete, and the chair is infested with bill's farts OP
>>1223603 30
>you barely make the couch stand Gideon Crawforde
>>1223609 "Mother f-"
>Sips tea "The chair is lovely thank you."
>Tries to hide his discomfort Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1223578 "well it's just biology. before we had all this technology men and women had different responsibilities. a female had to choose a strong man for a mate, one that would be able to protect her and their children. and men had to work to become strong so they could reproduce. so in a way our minds work differently. man had to hunt and protect, women took care of the children and crafted stuff for the men. that's what came over me you see... i'm just glad you're okay"
Bill Billington
>>1223612 >Reinforce that Goddamned couch! Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1223618 "also that's why the arume sat by and did nothing, because they were waiting for a man"
OP
>>1223620 02
>the couch falls apart >c1g3 is looking at the couch in a funny way like "what the fuck is up with this couch?" >>1223618 81
Children? How do men and women have children?
>>1223616 61
>she sniffs the couch >she makes a disgusting face I hate that chair.
>she helps you up >she throws the chair aside >she brings you another gomfy chair How about this, Giddy?
Gideon Crawforde
>>1223645 >Mah nigga "Oh, ok very well then."
>Try out the new chair Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1223645 "umm this thing called sex... but that's not important right now... how are you feeling right now? you look like you're burning up"
>i put my hand on her forehead Jimmy McTavish
>>1223578 >Jimmy is breathing heavily So... [gasps] Did I just... inside?
(So, did ol' Jimmy and Fiona just conceive a Human-Arume hybrid?)
Bill Billington
>>1223645 >Bill never gives up if he starts something, NEVER! >Bill has another go at the couch messing with dohickies and whatsamajigers inside, really trying to figure out how it keeps breaking. If there is some God, Bill is praying to it to get all the luck he can to fix this couch. OP
>>1223654 45
>she is curious How do they preform sex?
>>1223651 15
>the chair falls apart >>1223679 97
>couch is fixed >yay >>1223677 dubs
>she looks at you >she is sweating I can feel its warmth...
Gideon Crawforde
>>1223693 "It's the thought that counts, right?"
>He would stand up and wipe himself off >Sips tea OP
>>1223706 60
>c1g1 fixes the chair There!
Gideon Crawforde
>>1223730 "My my, Leila I had no idea you were so handy, nice work."
>Sit in the chair Noobleone "The Butcher"
>>1223693 >>1223693 "umm it's something carried out between to people, male and a female..."
Jimmy McTavish
>>1223693 >Jimmy breathes in deeply and sighs Well... maybe we both should get some rest. Do you want to cuddle a little longer?
OP
>>1223738 83
>DAMN it feels gomfy >its like you're sitting on a cloud >>1223749 94
Oh, yes! Very much!
>>1223745 54
>she still doesn't get it Ummm...
Bill Billington
>>1223767 >Walk back over to c1g3 "So, uh, what do you wanna do now?"
OP
>>1223777 trips
>c1g3 starts panting >she is red, blushing all over >she is holding onto you tightly I-I don't know why, but I keep having this desire to... with you...
Gideon Crawforde
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>>1223767 >Jesus I wasted too much time on getting a new bloody chair "That's more like it."
>Relaxes into the sweet gomfy chair "Care to join me?"
>Sips tea Jimmy McTavish
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>>1223767 >Jimmy falls asleep with the Arume known as Fiona in his hands. Noobleone "The Butcher"
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>>1223767 "well it's hard to explain... men have the things called penises... it squirts out something into the woman... and then she get's a baby..."
Bill Billington
>>1223795 >c1g3's actions make Bill blush "Well since we're in your room..."
>Bill picks her up and carries her to the bed OP
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>>1223848 84
>she looks at you ...Its fine, its a safe day for me.