What is the point of moderators allowing users to appeal bans? If you were obnoxious enough to get banned in the first place, then I doubt anyone is displeased to not have to read any of your shit. Just because you didn't actually break the rules doesn't mean you deserve to be allowed to post here. Or at the very least, no one random person getting banned would be noticeably detrimental to the site's usefulness. So why would a moderator allow people to waste his time trying to make up shoddy excuses as to why they shouldn't be banned?