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>>12240800
>tfw hardcore straight Protestant who hates Catholics
>tfw end up having degenerate fetishistic fantasies and dreams caused by my sheer hatred of them and their unbearable smugness
>have dreams and uncomfortable fantasies of all Protestants being shrunken to a couple inches tall in an act of God and abused by Catholics
>end up imagining a good Catholic man snatches me up to keep me in his underwear squirming against his sweaty balls or between his meaty gassy asscheeks while he attends Mass
Judge for yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+N4u2Tph Tue 02 Mar 2021 06:54:32 No.12240806 Report

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(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4gLTN5xG Tue 02 Mar 2021 06:55:35 No.12240809 Report

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>>12240805
are u the guy who makes "God schrunk "X religion people" to a few inches, what do you do with them?" threads

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fWtd0CCN Tue 02 Mar 2021 06:56:08 No.12240810 Report

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>>12240809
...possibly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YtAfhWBz Tue 02 Mar 2021 06:57:39 No.12240811 Report

Quoted By: >>12240815

>>12240791
du

Anonymous

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 06:58:47 No.12240814 Report

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>>12240805
Those are just fantasies, we have people here doing gaysexe
You are not very gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 06:59:09 No.12240815 Report

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>>12240811

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fWtd0CCN Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:00:44 No.12240820 Report

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>>12240814
That's a relief

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YtAfhWBz Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:01:59 No.12240824 Report

Quoted By: >>12240851 >>12240854

>>12240815
yes, hansi is your wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:22:02 No.12240851 Report

Quoted By: >>12240854 >>12240945

>>12240824
Your wife you faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/Zz2kL4 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:22:56 No.12240854 Report

Quoted By: >>12240861

>>12240824
>>12240851
he is my wife actually

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:26:24 No.12240861 Report

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>>12240854
You don’t have a wife

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/Zz2kL4 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:27:57 No.12240863 Report

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>>12240861
you're right, because I am the wife.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:32:35 No.12240868 Report

Quoted By: >>12240870 >>12240879

>>12240863
Thats gay bro

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/Zz2kL4 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:33:11 No.12240870 Report

Quoted By: >>12240878

>>12240868
not at all bro. 0 faggotry involved

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:33:51 No.12240872 Report

Quoted By: >>12240878

not me

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:36:17 No.12240878 Report

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>>12240870
Okay fag
>>12240872
A big cock drilled through your anal canal, That makes you to the top gays on bant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4lAe0Vuf Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:36:29 No.12240879 Report

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>>12240868
boywives cant be gay cause theyre wives not husbands

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ETBFnrmW Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:36:44 No.12240880 Report

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>>12240791
kill yourself you fucking retard

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:37:08 No.12240881 Report

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>>12240878
apperently im not "manly" or something but i still would fuck women ?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:W/Zz2kL4 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:38:00 No.12240882 Report

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>>12240878
it's true. There's 0 faggotry involved, I swear.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:38:26 No.12240885 Report

Quoted By: >>12240888

>>12240881
Having some puspus while being the gayest thing alive doesn’t make you less gay

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:39:58 No.12240888 Report

Quoted By: >>12240906

>>12240885
yeah it makes me less gay doesnt it. eh i used to think i looked normal guy but apperently i dont. isnt that kind of weird? am i actually a sissy or something? im weirded out

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hpIWKw0a Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:41:45 No.12240891 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 07:52:00 No.12240906 Report

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>>12240888
You don’t look like a sissy but very cute like a teddy bear, would like to hug

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:00:54 No.12240934 Report

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>>12240906
good! thanks

Clownpiece

Clownpiece ID:LBIBYNhw Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:01:37 No.12240936 Report

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>>12240791
I'm so hungry

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:03:14 No.12240939 Report

Quoted By: >>12240941

>>12240934
You are welcome <3 ^_^
>>12240936
Eat something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jh7Y0o6r Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:03:45 No.12240940 Report

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>>12240805
Larping catholic, has to be. They're the only ones this faggy.

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:04:32 No.12240941 Report

Quoted By: >>12240951

>>12240939
also since you want to hug me i would love to hug you. so yeah your welcome to do that of course.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YtAfhWBz Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:06:13 No.12240945 Report

Quoted By: >>12240953

>>12240851
how can i be my own wife?

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Anonymous ID:ZvD8Xr2V Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:06:18 No.12240947 Report

Quoted By: >>12240953 >>12240978

not me

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:07:15 No.12240951 Report

Quoted By: >>12240958

>>12240941
Only if you are not smelly (._.)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:08:09 No.12240953 Report

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>>12240945
Cock magic
>>12240947
Yes you!

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:09:30 No.12240958 Report

Quoted By: >>12240966

>>12240951
i took a shower last night. im not smelly

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:12:04 No.12240966 Report

Quoted By: >>12240970

>>12240958
But you were on your stinky bed and you are using stinky old clothes

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:13:23 No.12240970 Report

Quoted By: >>12240974 >>12240978

>>12240966
everything is stinky to you. maybe i shouldnt wear clothes at all because clothes are all stinky. i should sleep in the air. because thats the cleanest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:14:33 No.12240974 Report

Quoted By: >>12240987

>>12240970
Well, yes.
You could also change your clothes ever day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PpKPASWY Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:16:14 No.12240978 Report

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>>12240791
anyone who post anime girls to convey their emotions are extremely gay like >>12240970 >>12240947

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:17:16 No.12240982 Report

Quoted By: >>12240988

>>12240978
I do that the most, so I am the gayest person

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:17:51 No.12240987 Report

Quoted By: >>12240992 >>12240996

>>12240974
i guess. idk. showering everyday and shifting clothes everyday sounds a bit overkill. i barely sweat if at all. so i sometimes sleep with clothes on. maybe im weird

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PpKPASWY Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:18:23 No.12240988 Report

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>>12240982
but you are atleast a girl using girl avatars

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:20:40 No.12240992 Report

Quoted By: >>12240999 >>12241003

>>12240987
Thats why you are so a stinky winky, no hugs for you because you smell bad
>>12240988
That’s sexist, anyone can use avatars and sometimes I use male avatars as well

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Karen ID:PceIVKNJ Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:21:58 No.12240996 Report

Quoted By: >>12240999 >>12241000

>>12240987
Ritsu I need some help. Last night I shoved a thick 8 inch dildo up my ass. I've never done this before, and now my butt is stinging. How long does it take go go away?

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:23:04 No.12240999 Report

Quoted By: >>12241005

>>12240992
im not stinky. if anything. you are more likely stinky than me
>>12240996
haha wtf. you probably went overboard. idk how long it will take for ur butt to be normal but its stretchiness should return in a few days idk about the stinging. u weirdo. u broke ur ass

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:23:05 No.12241000 Report

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>>12240996
Bro that’s even too gay for me

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Anonymous ID:PpKPASWY Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:23:48 No.12241003 Report

Quoted By: >>12241012

>>12240992
>I use male avatars
that is very gay
you are the gayest enjoy your price

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:24:16 No.12241005 Report

Quoted By: >>12241007

>>12240999
Why do you think I am stinking?
Do you want a fite dumbo ghei?

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:25:14 No.12241007 Report

Quoted By: >>12241020

>>12241005
you act all high and mighty about my stink but its just to hide your own stink

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:25:38 No.12241012 Report

Quoted By: >>12241015

>>12241003
Some dudes are just kewl, you don’t get it boomer. You are too old and your dick stops working so you call people gay

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PpKPASWY Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:26:50 No.12241015 Report

Quoted By: >>12241019 >>12241023

>>12241012
your womb will dry up sooner than my balls full of cooom

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:27:49 No.12241019 Report

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>>12241015
well i heard about 80 yearold guys impregnating women. its not like your coom will die before you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:27:54 No.12241020 Report

Quoted By: >>12241025

>>12241007
I wash myself almost every day and I keep my clothes clean!
Also i use perfume and deo, I am unable to stink!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:PpKPASWY Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:28:17 No.12241021 Report

Quoted By: >>12241026

however my balls gets so long in 40 years that I could literally shit on them

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Karen ID:PceIVKNJ Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:28:17 No.12241022 Report

Quoted By: >>12241025

I'm just worried when I have to poop. I suppose it cant be worse than burning poops from eating too much spicy food, right...?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:29:15 No.12241023 Report

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>>12241015
Oldie you are Lucky That you still can feel when to pee, soon things will change
Get viagra beforehand

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:29:40 No.12241025 Report

Quoted By: >>12241030

>>12241020
okay so when im around you i will get overwhelmed by the huge perfume smell u obsessively put on because you are scared of your stink
>>12241022
lol after that you probably might bleed and feel a bit burning sensation yeah. what you expect you just put a fucking 8 inch dildo up your ass with no prior experience it seems lmao.

Anonymous

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>>12241021
They are already like from an ox

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:30:50 No.12241030 Report

Quoted By: >>12241034

>>12241025
No i smell like a sweet angel!

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:32:13 No.12241034 Report

Quoted By: >>12241043

>>12241030
you smell like a insecure woman

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Anonymous ID:C7cdFizp Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:33:53 No.12241041 Report

Quoted By: >>12241043

couldn't just stick to using a name

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:36:00 No.12241043 Report

Quoted By: >>12241044

>>12241034
That’s not something you can smell!
>>12241041
You are a random I never talked to, why would I care about a random person filtering me?
What’s the point of that reply, just filter me and forget

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:37:09 No.12241044 Report

Quoted By: >>12241066

>>12241043
but i can. it smells sour and foul. and no amount of perfume and deorant and showering can wash it away

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:46:17 No.12241066 Report

Quoted By: >>12241074

>>12241044
Okay, is it Bad to be insecure?
I have knowledge you need

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:49:46 No.12241074 Report

Quoted By: >>12241096

>>12241066
idk. if its overboard def. sure tell me the knowledge

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:54:06 No.12241096 Report

Quoted By: >>12241099

>>12241074
I told you enough before, you are not my adept.

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:54:58 No.12241099 Report

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>>12241096
why are u saying i have knowledge i need as if you are gonna tell me something important. i think you are being a weirdo

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:57:16 No.12241110 Report

Quoted By: >>12241117

>>12241099
I am no weirdo, you are just cute.
I like to just talk with you

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 08:58:53 No.12241117 Report

Quoted By: >>12241123

>>12241110
you are a weirdo. also feels weird to think you are a teacher when im a really bad student.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:00:47 No.12241123 Report

Quoted By: >>12241126

>>12241117
That means extra homework’s for you
You should get at least as far as tommy!!

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:02:28 No.12241126 Report

Quoted By: >>12241139

>>12241123
idk who tommy is. also school subjects so ez its so baby kindergarten tier. but im stressed out of my mind being there. i need nurture yeah

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:06:35 No.12241139 Report

Quoted By: >>12241147

>>12241126
I am your personal teacher now, write page 98 to page 105 into your textbook, also redraw all images

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:08:31 No.12241147 Report

Quoted By: >>12241153

>>12241139
no thats a lot of work. im free to do whatever. even if i fail things i still live and if i become miserable i just go die. freedom. im gonna live as the person i want to be

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:09:42 No.12241153 Report

Quoted By: >>12241159

>>12241147
I gonna call your mommy if you don’t Write the pages down

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:10:28 No.12241159 Report

Quoted By: >>12241163

>>12241153
mom and dad can beat me all the time they want but im still gonna be me!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:11:10 No.12241163 Report

Quoted By: >>12241171

>>12241159
I gonna beat you harder than your parents ever could

Ritsu

Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:12:43 No.12241171 Report

Quoted By: >>12241175

>>12241163
u would get in hospital if u ever tried to do anything like that. i broken through a door with my fist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:13:38 No.12241175 Report

Quoted By: >>12241181

>>12241171
Sure I would meet you at the hospital! Don’t worry sweetie

Ritsu

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Ritsu ID:pZHNj2eE Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:15:41 No.12241181 Report

Quoted By: >>12241332

>>12241175
well idk. hurting you would be just too mean. i would probably just make you fall over to the ground and restrain you lol. i do it all the time with my little brother. he tries to kick and punch me but i grapple him and throw him off balance. its hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9pcKfRO0 Tue 02 Mar 2021 09:57:10 No.12241332 Report

Quoted By: >>12241352

>>12241181
Weakling, you are thinking to highly of your own!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:m/5uAfep Tue 02 Mar 2021 10:09:17 No.12241352 Report

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>>12241332
find a bf that isn't 5 years younger than you

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sEad9dPm Tue 02 Mar 2021 10:18:41 No.12241378 Report

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>>12240791
lol, the obvious m00t

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