**“Yonker”** (n.) “An extremely large and unpleasant bowel movement.”
**“To Yonker”; “Yonkers”** (vb.) “The process/act of birthing an extremely large, unpleasant and odorous bowel movement”.
**“Diaper”** (n.) “An artificial absorbent padded covering about the groin region, to prevent an extremely unpleasant outpouring of 'Yonker' (qv.)”.