to summarise my first pig slaughter
>pig's eyes pop out from the bang>lots of blood and foam>I have no idea how to use the chains while rolling, I don't have a touch for that>real fucking hard to shave the pig with 4 other people right next to you also wielding really sharp cones that can easily shave your fingers of skin>I have no sense of direction regarding the position of my hand (as in somebody says go there or place your hands here I may even end up rotating my palms the wrong way)>splashing people with water and pig while cold wind blows is hella fun>the goose has a taste for pig bloodif sex is anyway like pig slaughter I'm highly unprepared
living that abstinence life like a pro
>>12265031don't make me
>>12265124no way, the hands are really flimsly jointed
do you know how long it took me to get her in the jar? too fucking long clocling in 23 minutes
do you have any idea how hard it is to assemble her in the jar? it ain't fucken easy to tell you this much
I won't take her hands off, I don't care
